The thread where you tell about your dreams

[Commi-Ninja]

My clan is fine, this is just precautionary.

[Vylash]

I was fighting with some random black woman with awesome hair over kleene, who was a purse for some reason

[pofa]

I was fighting with some random black woman with awesome hair over kleene, who was a purse for some reason

Spoiler: Kleene

[Akonyl]

Just what kind of clan are you running, Commi?

Ninja Harem.

well, she is your sister, after all.

[Commi-Ninja]

Nah, sorry, I'm only in the one harem.  My ninja clan is a perfectly normal one, y'know with multi-colored uniforms and an odd assortment of weaponry available for general purposes.  I just don't want my ninjas getting any bad ideas.

[nomemory]

I dreamt that xpon made a thread where he continued my onionhead-poll. Perhaps this is a sign that I should stop being lazy..

[ProfParanoia]

I dreamed we were in chat playing mm (only we could see each other's faces somehow, but they were really blurry) and Tequila stole my lynch vote. Like, one of the blurry people reached onto the computer screen--we were all circled around one computer--and physically stole the name I wrote. :x

And then I chased him trying to get it back. (Plus nobody believed me even though it happened right in front of you. ) When I woke up, I was kind of bent over and my arm was really all stretched out like I was trying to grab something.

...Curse you, Tequila!

*Runs off with lynch vote*

[Akonyl]

I had a dream where I was in this huge underground complex of vampire/demon hunters where they trained to beat up ghouls/zombies and all these other bad guys, but apparently had no contact with the outside world. As I'm flipping around killing zombies / burning ghouls / swinging over acid pits on chain+anchors, there's a commotion among some people because this guy has brought the ultimate weapon from the surface and we're not sure if it's safe enough to use. It turns out to be a cobra, because apparently cobra venom is the most dangerous thing on the planet. They guy who brought it starts a power-point presentation about it, but someone cuts him off and is like "well what if the cobra escapes?! We'd all be doomed!". Everybody agrees with him, but then Snape (who was also there) stands up and says he can deal with them, and shows his staff which has an engraving saying "Cobra Master" on it, which apparently means he has beaten up a lot of cobras, and not that he controls them.

[Commi-Ninja]

Snape-Jafar?

[Akonyl]

well, Jafar could turn into a snake and stuff, but Snape could just apparently beat up Cobras, he wasn't actually snake-y himself (which considering he's Slytherin, is odd)

[Commi-Ninja]

Well, I was thinking about the staff.  haha

Why couldn't a cobra-master's staff be shaped like a cobra, after all?

[Akonyl]

ah, well true, but it wasn't.

It was just a pretty bland staff with a bronze portion in the middle with the engraving on it.

[Commi-Ninja]

Sheesh, that's boring.

[Akonyl]

Sorry, my dream was probably busy concentrating the rest of the awesome on fighting zombies while swinging over pools of glowing purple+orange acid and shooting fire at them while flip-kicking them in the jaw.

[Commi-Ninja]

Your dream just didn't have quite enough awesome in it, then.