Random Quotes of the Day...

[Grawwbear]

"If a man with a split personality loves himself, is he in love with the othe persona or a narcissist?" -random man

"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials." -Ronald Knox

"I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me." -random man

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

[Eve]

bash.org

#258908 +(14498)- [X]

: If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
: If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
: Where u work?
: I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

#349567 +(14442)- [X]

Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

[Grawwbear]

Sort of digging this up to re-quote a quote.

"It's a bit like watching a trainwreck... except you keep getting to see different trains wrecking with roughly the same passengers, into a variety of different objects. Also, the trains are driven by monkeys. On LSD." -Higurashi in a nutshell

"You can't spell grape without RAPE!" -random friend.

[ccppfan]

"Therapist=The-Rapist" ~random friend.

"People die when they are killed..." ~Shiro Emiya, Fate/Stay Night

Me: *is drawing myself with Spain from Hetalia*
Uncle: Who's that on the right?
Me: That's me! ^^
Uncle: Then who's that on the left?
Me: That's....
Uncle: That isn't you, right?
Me: *facepalms mentally* Uhh no, he's uh... HE'S SPANISH.
Uncle: ....Spanish?
Me: Yeah......
Uncle: ...............AMORE!!! *little jig*
Me: O__o;;;;;

[Eve]

Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

[kate_49]

"BEST FRIENDS has 11 letters as well as BACK STABBER" -anonymous

err... i don't kinda agree with this one... since best friends consists of many people and back stabber is only one...

[Conia]

"BEST FRIENDS has 11 letters as well as BACK STABBER" -anonymous

err... i don't kinda agree with this one... since best friends consists of many people and back stabber is only one...

Which means that one individual best friend won't hurt you.

[kate_49]

"BEST FRIENDS has 11 letters as well as BACK STABBER" -anonymous

err... i don't kinda agree with this one... since best friends consists of many people and back stabber is only one...

Which means that one individual best friend won't hurt you.

that's right.... that's what i wanted to say...