Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[Commi-Ninja]

Then finish them, Chek! 

While a member of the Black Organization, I will not switch around members' toothbrushes at random just to see if they notice.

[Chekhov MacGuffin]

Then finish them, Chek! 

While a member of the Black Organization, I will not switch around members' toothbrushes at random just to see if they notice.

If it's bathroom products, confetti in Gin's hairdryer is also a no-no. Speaking of which that's a great prank to play on someone with the right type of hairdryer.

[Abs.]

Then finish them, Chek! 

While a member of the Black Organization, I will not switch around members' toothbrushes at random just to see if they notice.

If it's bathroom products, confetti in Gin's hairdryer is also a no-no. Speaking of which that's a great prank to play on someone with the right type of hairdryer.

Confetti? Glitter!

[Silver1412]

- I shouldn't put a pink dye in Gin's shampoo.
- Vermouth is also a no.
- I will not steal Vodka's hat and laugh maniacally while giving it away to the police as a proof of crime.
- Neither will I do that to Gin's hat.
- Or any organization member's for that matter.
"I will not pretend I'm a green headless chicken and run around the base while squawking like a duck.

Lame I know ~nya...

[Callid]

When asked to do the laundry, I will not choose the hot wash program.
Similarly, I will not confuse the clothes of different members and excuse myself with "They look the same anyway."

[mangaluva]

I will not enquire as to how the Organization's dress code deals with Goth Lolita.

[PokerFace312]

I will not enquire as to how the Organization's dress code deals with Goth Lolita.

I so want to see a goth lolita BO member now... 

[sonoci]

Never ask Gin to borrow his limited-edition-special-custom-order Shiho plushie
Same goes for Vodka's Gin version one

[Suutashi]

I will not insist on calling Gin, Sephiroth.
I will not try to create Herbal Essences hair product ads with footage of Org members while they are in the shower. 

[PokerFace312]

I will not insist on calling Gin, Sephiroth.

Especially not after he sees this: http://syacartoonist.com/bitter-disappointment

[Silver1412]

I will not insist on calling Gin, Sephiroth.

Especially not after he sees this: http://syacartoonist.com/bitter-disappointment

I think I'm going to be sick ~nya... Just imagine what Gin would do to the poor old man.

[Suutashi]

I will not dress in full priest garb claiming it still conforms to the B.O. dress code.

I will not try to use pranks I learned from The Office.

[mangaluva]

I will not ask if Gin would go better with a bit of coke.

[Suutashi]

I will not ask Gin if he was ever on M*A*S*H*. 

(You'd have to watch the show to get this.)

[finex999]

i shall not print a pic of sherry in a poster size with a frame autograph and give it to Gin as a gift.
i shall not order food to go and send it to our H.Q
i shall not brag i am a better shooter then Gin.
i shall not tell the org, that i have family and lover.
i shall not say FBI guy made Gin look stupid.
I shall not flirt with CIA/ black org/news lady when Gin is watching her.