What would you do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

[Kleene Onigiri]

Eating brains! RARRRR~

[mangaluva]

I would acquire a shotgun and a chainsaw. What else do you need?

[Kleene Onigiri]

I would acquire a shotgun and a chainsaw. What else do you need?

Braaains.... I mean food and clean water. Which could be a problem in case the zombie rampage is going on too long.

[kentasaiba]

I would control the Zombies with a Zombie-Control-Device and use them to rule over the world! Go my Zombie-Army!

[mangaluva]

I would acquire a shotgun and a chainsaw. What else do you need?

Braaains.... I mean food and clean water. Which could be a problem in case the zombie rampage is going on too long.

I live in Scotland. If I could make it to the hills I'd be set for food and clean water, and also if I could reach the more isolated villages the plague would presumably not have reached them.

[Kleene Onigiri]

I would acquire a shotgun and a chainsaw. What else do you need?

Braaains.... I mean food and clean water. Which could be a problem in case the zombie rampage is going on too long.

I live in Scotland. If I could make it to the hills I'd be set for food and clean water, and also if I could reach the more isolated villages the plague would presumably not have reached them.

If a lot zombies fall into the river/lake, then it wouldn't be clean anymore :x

[Tanner-kun]

I live on a military base so i would be one of the first evacuated 

but if not for that i would...

I would take my dads motorcycle find duck tape, 2 chainsaws, a spear, and 2 riot shields. attach the chainsaws to the ends of the handle bars and the spear above the front tire, and riot shields on the sides. get a bad ass zombie killing motorcycle.
Find a cute girl and some weapons then start a out post (name it Commandos Point) where i will block of a part of the town with strong barricades and gates. kill all the damn zombies inside and have a large zombie free area witch i will slowly expand until i took back the hole city. then start a anti- zombie force to go out and exterminate the rest of the infected and find survivors.

[GinRei]

Talk about a well thought out plan, do you have any insider info withheld from the public?

No comment.

I would acquire a shotgun and a chainsaw. What else do you need?

About two feet of shock absorbers?  It's so easy to tell when someone has never fired a shotgun before.  They think it has a kick comparable to a pistol or rifle. 

I live in Scotland. If I could make it to the hills I'd be set for food and clean water, and also if I could reach the more isolated villages the plague would presumably not have reached them.

Where do you think plagues start!?

[Tanner-kun]

I few Tips to help everyone survive.

Loot the police.If you find a zombiefide police officer or a police car you can easly get a night stick, handgun, and tazer, often times even bullet proof vests.

Attach knifes/swords to the end of your gun this gives you a back up incase you run out of ammo.

Don't have to big a group while traveling.

work as a team no one hes superiority over the others.

don't give out your weapons or supplies to someone who you just met only when you have been working together for a while.

fireworks can be used to distract zombies they are stupid!

any man that gets bitten shall be killed before they turn into a zombie.

FIGHT LIKE HELL!!!

[Abs.]

I would acquire a shotgun and a chainsaw. What else do you need?

Both of those are only effective against zombies at extremely close range.  So, you would need other weapons.  

@Xcommando's "Zombie Killing Motorcycle"

You realize that once they are impaled upon your spear, they can 1) still bite you, and 2) block your view of where the hell you're going, right?  Also, chainsaws attached to a fixed height does not help much in the way of actually killing zombies.

[nomemory]

If there would bea zombie apocalypse I would most likely die. It's a boring job, but zomeone has to do it. I repeat I would die, not be a zombie.

[Kleene Onigiri]

I think a scythe would be good too as a weapon (close range). Since you can captivate the zombies without using much energy yourself. And you can cut multiple zombies too.
But to find that could be even harder than other weapons, depending where you live.

[nomemory]

I think a scythe would be good too as a weapon (close range). Since you can captivate the zombies without using much energy yourself. And you can cut multiple zombies too.
But to find that could be even harder than other weapons, depending where you live.

A scythe and a black robe, now that sounds good.

[ranger]

I actually have a book called The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks that's perfect for situations like this - tells me everything I need to know..

and I'm not saying what I'll do because if an apocalypse is going to happen, it's survival of the fittest y'all and I can't have people going to the same places as me!

[Tanner-kun]

I actually have a book called The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks that's perfect for situations like this - tells me everything I need to know..

and I'm not saying what I'll do because if an apocalypse is going to happen, it's survival of the fittest y'all and I can't have people going to the same places as me!

agreed to many people and you run out of food and water fast. if someone thing like that happens its better to have a "any man that falls behind gets left behind" policy ... even so i am not good at abounding people, and would most likely take a zombie bite to save a good friend.