Grant a wish game

[Callid]

Of course you have now. Just on the other side of your room's door...

I wish noone would post after me in this thread.

[Tanner-kun]

granted you may call me noone

I wish for a pet elephant

[Conia]

Granted. Are you Bart Simpson?

I wish I could flyyyyyyyyyyy.

[Callid]

Of course you can. Vertically. Sometimes also called "dropping".

I wish no one would post after me in this thread.

[Tanner-kun]

im here

i wish for a banana

[Callid]

Sure. A rotten one.

I wish for 100 answers to this wish.

[Tanner-kun]

Spoiler:

(i cant anser a wish like that.)times 100

i wish i would have rememberd im allergic to bananas

[mangaluva]

Granted, but now you've forgotten everything else, including your name.

I wish I had The Lion King on DVD.

[Tanner-kun]

Granted, but now you've forgotten everything else, including your name.

I wish I had The Lion King on DVD.

Whats Lion King a forgot. Come on you had that one coming.

I wish for better spelling.

[CTU]

Granted...every spelling error is now considered correct so by default everybody has perfect spelling


I wish the next person posting in this thread was a Ninja style dancer

[Tanner-kun]

Granted but I suck at dancing.

I wish for nuclear warheads.

[mangaluva]

Granted. In the face.

I wish I didn't have any homework.

[Callid]

Nope. But you have to do all the housework now...

I wish the next person uses the table function in her post, making at least 5 columns and 5 rows, with at least 10 characters in every cell - and the whole table should actually make sense.

[Tanner-kun]

Wish not granted.

I wish no one  would ever comment on me not granting wishes.

[CTU]

Granted you were banned from the forums and you are never again mentioned


I wish I have the words fastest internet