Kill the Ant

[bluekaitou1412]

The bird choked... biting the inside of the bird's throat, the ant clung for dear life. The ant was saved, it was not digested... just there, hanging on the folds of flesh.


Until the bird drank water.

[Azu]

The bird drank too much water and flushed the ant out when it urinated.

But the urine was too much until it was like a mini swimming pool and the ant drowned.

[mangaluva]

Luckily, the ant was in Banjo-Tooie, where ants can breathe and walk underwater, and climbed to shore.

Then the kid switched the game off.

[Azu]

The ant saw that coming and climbed out of the screen and survived!

The shocked kid slammed the ant with it's palm 

[bluekaitou1412]

The kid's palm was very soft! It bounced back...


only to hit again... and again... and again...

[mangaluva]

...until the kid got bored and wandered off, at which point the fly attempted to escape through the window...

...and got tangled in the web of a hungry spider on the ledge.

[bluekaitou1412]

The fly was dead... but not the ant. It watched as the fly got eaten by the spider.

The ant got sat on.

[Boxcar Children]

the ant was tired of wacthing a fly get eaten. so he took a bus ride to Oska.

Where he meat Heiji. The ant..........

[mangaluva]

? Um, how did the ant die in your post? Did Heiji squash it?

Only he didn't get to because he was too busy arguing with Kazuha.

However, the ant got stood on when Kazuha stomped away angrily.

[Boxcar Children]

But the ant was inmortile and could never be killed by Kazuha.

So he went on a date with Kazuha with lights and candles
Heiji was not happy.

[mangaluva]

Thankfully the ant escaped Heiji's wrath by leading the chase into Hakua, distracting Heiji with fighting.

But then the poor ant sat in the sun for too long, relaxing and thanking his good fortune, and Genta came along with a magnifying glass and set him on fire.

[Boxcar Children]

but since the Ant had 14 lives he srivied Genta.

But turns out Genta's magnifying glass was know ondanry glass
But in made then swich Bodys

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Somehow, The ant knew how to use Genta's body to get even more food for the tinier body that Genta currently resides. They raided all the stores with unagi and killed all who resisted

...which got the attention of Satou and Takagi, who sprayed their bullets at both Genta and the ant's body.

[Conia]

Someone had the urge to dig topics?

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All because I was looking for onions from someone who I remembered posted a LOT of them (in spoilers) in a thread that I read a long time ago.