Slam the Keyboard

[Boxcar Children]

swer ygu

So what you got eats,us righton (what is this?)

[Callid]

, lhtd

Laughing hooligans tear down.

The object is missing...

[Elika12]

sfis

seeing fast images screen

[Callid]

chzn

Chaotic hooligans zap neutrals.

This time we have an object.

[Boxcar Children]

wsgre noh tjm

spread that Jam on walful hmmmmmmm honey,Great,eat more Right!
(this is weird )

[Umandsf]

asvilug;

Alicia Silvia Velez is lovely, unbelievable goddess.

LOL (and the name is just something I came up with)

[Tanner-kun]

gsc2doac

gin shot conan 2 death over a cokie
i got a good one 

[Umandsf]

sdhnip

Shinichi downed his nitro-infused Powerade.

[Callid]

juzdr

Jimmy used zinc, dropping radium.

Actually it's quite similar to something I wrote before. It's simply this damned Z, I can only think of zinc or zoo as nouns!

[Umandsf]

niwevmio

Never in Washington, Edgar very much in Ontario.

[ccppfan]

jgfx

Just go find xylophones.

(...what?)

[Akonyl]

d l/f

don't lick slashed fingers.

[Umandsf]

sd jkb

Sodden down, Jacob kicked Bob.

[takiko]

sbdh

Sky bomb! Don't hop!

[Umandsf]

fwji9[

For what Joe ingests nine left brackets?