The story takes place in the DCTP Headquarters, in the country of DCTP. Alicetama (Jennifer Lawrence) is prancing around, showing off her new dress. When she goes to show her brother, Vylash, (Kevin James) she screams in terror, and Meme, (Lily Collins) Kaito Lady, (Dakota Fanning) and ProfParanoia (John Goodman) rush over, to see Vylash’s body in a puddle of blood! Luckily, he’s just unconscious, but while the investigation is held, Pofa (Jamie Foxx) discovers a typed-up letter. The head honcho (Pierce Brosnan) is called in, and the letter reads, ‘DESTROY THE HYPE.' KKSlider (Will Smith) then concludes that Vylash’s attacker is someone within the DCTP HQ, and that they’re going to kill the members one by one. Meanwhile, mangaluva (Kelly McDonald) gets upset after reading the letter, with it’s horrible grammar, and threatens to kill the perpetrator herself. Kor (Orlando Bloom) then surveys around, asking people who they think the killer is. While all this is happening, the mad scientist Phoenix Tears (Betty White) comes in and announces that Vylash has regained conscious, but has no idea who his perpetrator is, forgetting the attack. Conia (Josh Hutcherson) comes in and says that because of his stalking abilities, he knows who the culprit is, and that he’ll tell everyone at 7 p.m. Five minutes until seven, though, they all hear him scream and Akonyl and Kleene go to check up on him. Everyone then hears Akonly scream, and as it turns out, Kleene punched him in shock. Everyone else then rushes to the scene, and see Conia, with a knife stabbed into his chest. Like Vylash, he’s barely alive and there’s a typed-up note next to him. MaitreDetective (Robert Downey Jr.) reads the note out loud. This time, the note says “DEATH TO THE HYPE AND JD-.â€
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