Today's Bad Stories !

[PT]

I showed up Tears, or am I not good enough anymore? :<

Hey now, you're my awesome brother <3

[CatBru]

This morning, around 5 am, I was outside doing stuff. I felt this sudden fear of 'Oh man, I'm gonna be late for PT!!!'

Yeah, you were late. I waited for hours and you never showed. D: D: D: </3

:O I'm so sorry! See, I got distracted. I was on Tumblr, and opened a random page. I was home all alone, and the TV was paused. Then all of a sudden, I heard whistling! This normally wouldn't be an issue, but I had recently watched an episode of DC where a serial killer whistled before he killed. So I freaked out. Then the dog freaked out. Then music accompanied the whistling, and I realized that the Tumblr page had music on a delay. It was very traumatizing, so I spent the next several hours huddled in the tub with a baseball bat, my most frightening stuffed animal, and a security blanket. (Okay, this last sentence is a lie. Sadly, the rest is true.)

I promise I'll show up next time!

[PT]

Okay, okay, I suppose I can forgive you for not showing up then, since you promised you'd show up next time. (Now I'm trying to imagine a frightening stuffed animal. Drawing a blank.)

[CoolKid94]

Our Senior Prank got shut down by the cops before we could even DO much of anything. Then over 75% of the people that came drove off when the cops rolled up, so there were about 20 of us picking up the remains of the prank. But I guess I'm just happy that the cops were cool about it and didn't arrest anybody. 

[Conia]

My vein hurts... stupid blood test

[Aokochan]

My vein hurts... stupid blood test

*hugs Conia* I also had a blood test today

[Conia]

My vein hurts... stupid blood test

*hugs Conia* I also had a blood test today

I hope they didn't use a bigger-than-normal needle with you like they did with me D: *hugs back*

[Aokochan]

My vein hurts... stupid blood test

*hugs Conia* I also had a blood test today

I hope they didn't use a bigger-than-normal needle with you like they did with me D: *hugs back*

No, luckily it almost didn't hurt. It was the first time I have a blood test, and I tought it would be worse. I wish you could go to my doctor, she uses normal needles! Big needles are awful!(little ones are already scary...) D:

[ranger]

I bet she just got her leg mauled by a bear and didn't notice.

I mean, it's Canada, the untamed north. It's probably pretty common up there.

gimme maple syrup sonoci

[sonoci]

I bet she just got her leg mauled by a bear and didn't notice.

I mean, it's Canada, the untamed north. It's probably pretty common up there.

gimme maple syrup sonoci

...Y'know, without a comma in that, I can only assume you're asking for a maple syrup version of myself

I, unfortunately, own no such thing :V

[phreak_91]

I bet she just got her leg mauled by a bear and didn't notice.

I mean, it's Canada, the untamed north. It's probably pretty common up there.

gimme maple syrup sonoci

...Y'know, without a comma in that, I can only assume you're asking for a maple syrup version of myself

I, unfortunately, own no such thing :V

Who wouldn't want a maple syrup version of Sonoci? 

[Vylash]

sonoci so sweet

[ranger]

gimme maple syrup sonoci, sonoci

[mangaluva]

Yum... Maple Syrup Sonoci. Great with pancakes!

Bad story: some twat spilled his cider over me. My hair stinks.

[redangelran]

hot in here.
nuff said :X