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We really do get off topic even in the off topic threads ~nya...
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You're right... Maybe even more than in the normal threads.
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Yeah, in the normal threads we at least try to stay on topic ~nya... but back to the thread! Anybody have a bad story to share ~nya? Comke on! I don't bite! ... I scratch, but that's beside the point ~nya.
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haven't got my hands on a new anime since i finished fairy tail.!!!! and it was supposed to be a fun filled vacation :'(
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I just had to sign some package for dad, the guy who came with it had to retype my name 4-5 times before he got it right :-X
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KainTheVampire wrote: I just had to sign some package for dad, the guy who came with it had to retype my name 4-5 times before he got it right :-X
I have the same problem with people not spelling my name correctly. (Then again, I have a problem with people constantly mispronouncing my last name. )
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This heterophobic cow in my class is driving me utterly up the wall. The best part of the summer holidays is not getting to see her stupid face or listen to her bullshite for three months.

She is overly controlling and domineering, and every time she is disagreed with she just yells "It's because I'm a lesbian isn't it?" No, it's because your idea was stupid and so are you. I don't know why she thinks a course of drama students are going to give a flying buggery about her sexuality. One of the other girls on the course has a deformed arm during a birth defect and every time she's disagreed with she doesn't say "it's because I have one arm, isn't it?!" since she prefers to ask why you don't like her suggestion and how you think it could be improved. Same goes for the guy who distinctly never yells "It's because I'm a weekend transvestite, isn't it?" Or the five different guys who never yell "it's because I'm gay, isn't it?" Look, lady, pay closer attention to what course you're on. You're doing drama. That doesn't actually require you to be a drama queen.

She also makes out everything she ever does to be "something that could unite the LGBT and heterosexual worlds". You know how you could unite them? Stop treating them as separate sodding worlds. You know how many worlds we've got? We've got one. And guess what it has in it? People. People who like to do different things and like to do them with different people, because that's the thing about people. They're different. Stop grouping people as if they're the same just because they share one trait that really isn't that big of a deal.

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Leg hurts. Don't know why  :-\
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sonoci wrote: Leg hurts. Don't know why  :-\
I know that feel.  Well, except it's my ankle.

Did you do any rigorous physical activity?
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I bet she just got her leg mauled by a bear and didn't notice.

I mean, it's Canada, the untamed north. It's probably pretty common up there.
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ranger wrote:
sonoci wrote: Leg hurts. Don't know why  :-\
I know that feel.  Well, except it's my ankle.

Did you do any rigorous physical activity?
I wouldn't call it rigorous, but our drama class did put together the stage today. That involved carrying around large pieces of plywood. Maybe that was it?
Akonyl wrote: I bet she just got her leg mauled by a bear and didn't notice.

I mean, it's Canada, the untamed north. It's probably pretty common up there.
...Or, y'know, this  ::)

Though it'd be more accurate to say beaver. I mean, someone I know actually brushed up against a beaver while swimming, freaked the everluving **** out of her. :V
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This morning, around 5 am, I was outside doing stuff. I felt this sudden fear of 'Oh man, I'm gonna be late for PT!!!'

...I've been out of the military since '07.

(I know it's not exactly bad. But my life has been boring the past couple days.)
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My bad story: I open this thread to immediately see a discussion about "family jewels" :|
mangaluva wrote: This heterophobic cow in my class is driving me utterly up the wall. The best part of the summer holidays is not getting to see her stupid face or listen to her bullshite for three months.

She is overly controlling and domineering, and every time she is disagreed with she just yells "It's because I'm a lesbian isn't it?" No, it's because your idea was stupid and so are you. I don't know why she thinks a course of drama students are going to give a flying buggery about her sexuality. One of the other girls on the course has a deformed arm during a birth defect and every time she's disagreed with she doesn't say "it's because I have one arm, isn't it?!" since she prefers to ask why you don't like her suggestion and how you think it could be improved. Same goes for the guy who distinctly never yells "It's because I'm a weekend transvestite, isn't it?" Or the five different guys who never yell "it's because I'm gay, isn't it?" Look, lady, pay closer attention to what course you're on. You're doing drama. That doesn't actually require you to be a drama queen.

She also makes out everything she ever does to be "something that could unite the LGBT and heterosexual worlds". You know how you could unite them? Stop treating them as separate sodding worlds. You know how many worlds we've got? We've got one. And guess what it has in it? People. People who like to do different things and like to do them with different people, because that's the thing about people. They're different. Stop grouping people as if they're the same just because they share one trait that really isn't that big of a deal.

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I showed up Tears, or am I not good enough anymore? :<
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