Today's Bad Stories !

[Akonyl]

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[Silver1412]

WHAT THE HECK ~NYA!? I thought that stalker moved out of town ~nya!!! I doubt anybody here remembers but at one point I had a bit of a problem with some guy stalking me. Andd I think he moved back to town... Joy of joys ~nya. I gotta get a restraining order FAST.

I hope he leaves you in peace soon!!

Doubt it... The freak's been following me around for a LONG time now ~nya. Next time I see him I'll beat his face in!!! (Couldn't do it earlier, because of an experiment I was making. Turns I was right. The guy's DO prefer pathetically cute girls ~nya. Oh well! I can kick a$$ and I'm proud of it ~nya.)

*applauds*

*bows* THANK YOU! THANK YOU! This is Silver1412, a girl with a stalker that will soon say goodbye to his family jewels ~nya.

What do you mean? That you don't wear jewels?

... You're KIDDING, right ~nya?

[nomemory]

Gotta admit that I am confused too

[Aokochan]

OK, I'm silly. I didn' read the whole sentence. I went too fast. Sorry

[mangaluva]

Never heard the phrase "the family jewels" before? XD

[Silver1412]

Never heard the phrase "the family jewels" before? XD

That's just... *shakes head* How did you manage to survive with your innocence intact like that when you have access to internet ~nya?

[nomemory]

Never heard the phrase "the family jewels" before? XD

That's just... *shakes head* How did you manage to survive with your innocence intact like that when you have access to internet ~nya?

Oi Oi D: It is a lot less intact now than it used to be

[Aokochan]

Eh? What are you talking about? (Oh, and remember I'm not English, so there's some things I don't know, and they don't theach us everything in our English lessons)
EDIT: *searches it on the internet* ...
...  So that's what it means... 

[mangaluva]

It's probably because it's a euphemism. Family jewels means balls. As in a man's.

[Silver1412]

It's probably because it's a euphemism. Family jewels means balls. As in a man's.

I was going to say it more gently, but that works too ~nya. So yeah, I said I'd castrate the damn stalker, kay ~nya?

[Aokochan]

Yeah, now I know it, but thanks for telling me.
Of course they don't teach us different ways to say balls in English!

[nomemory]

Ah Well, good luck with that. (And wtf what a weird expression, though thinking about it, we might have it in Swedish too. I've just never understood it.)

[Aokochan]

However, in Spanish we don't have that expression for sure.

[Silver1412]

We do have that expression in Polish ~nya. And funny how we switched from talking about my stalker to discussing male... Reproductive organs ~nya.

[Aokochan]

That's exactly what I was thinking too, Silver