Another ordinary day. Here I am having a stroll in the park. I was having a fine day when something caught my eyes. There was a wrapper on the ground. I pick up a chocolate wrapper while simultaneously muttering something along the lines of "stupid litterers..". I search around me for any sign of a trash bin, and to my surprise and distaste, all I found were more wrappers leaving some kind of trail.. I leave my body bag on a bench that I just passed by thinking that it will only limit my movements. I followed the trail, picking up one wrapper after another and placing them inside a plastic that I conveniently picked up along the way. Getting tired of this routine I try to catch a glimpse of hope. I see the end is near. Only 5 wrappers to go. I skipped happily towards the remaining wrappers. Little did I know that I was on top of a cliff. I reach out carefully to the wrapper that was gently lying at the edge of the cliff. I successfully obtained it. I hurriedly stood up out of sheer joy. My sudden movement must have caused the weak foundation of the ground I was standing on to break, because before I knew it, I was already falling to my demise.
Moments of my life flashed before me. I thought of how stupid I was for leaving my body bag at the park bench. If only I brought it with me, I could've used it to hang onto the branch, that was sticking out of the cliff, without hurting my hands.
Being a mail carrier that forgot their bag, the found Body bag was looked at as a miracle. I quickly put all my loose mail into the bag and then went to do my deliveries. It was almost midnight when I finally finished my deliveries and arrived back at the office. As I had one last thing to do, I went to do it, but by doing that found my self locked in. Finding only mail sacks to keep out the bitter cold I used a mail sack as I sleeping bag and went to sleep. When I woke up I found my self in the air tight compartment of a mail train. Knowing I would die there, I found a notebook and wrote a short note. When the train stopped north of the arctic circle, they found a body and a notebook.
As the detective put in charge of finding out what happened to sstimson I inspected the notebook carefully ~nya. I sat doen on the bench to wonder about the meaning of the note that was left behind and I got so lost in my thoughts I didn't notice a ball coming at me ~nya. It hit me on the nose and caused my head to bump into the tree behind me. Unfortunately for some reason there was a needle in there that pierced my skull and reached brain killing me almost instantly ~nya. As I gave my last breaths a lip balm fell out of my pocket.
~nya!
"Oh, don't give me that! None of you are saints, some of you are just good at hiding your sins!" - Our grade school teacher ~nya... She REALLY believed in our innocence didn't she
The resident DCTP mother kitty ~nya!
I was digging for stones under the ground, when I found some kind of lip balm. I put it up to my face, inspecting it, and pocketed it without a care. As I walked home, I had to cross a road. While I was crossing the road, the lip balm fell out of my pocket. When I bent down to get it, the signal had changed and a driver swerved in the wrong direction and hit my body. When it hit me, a teddy bear flew out of the car window.
I picked up a cute teddy bear and went to my job of theoretical physics where we are working on entering the fifth dimension. Well after another failure, I got so mad that I hurt my self on the console. After again seeing the teddy bear lying on the floor, I picked it up and gave it a hug. That make me feel a lot better and I gentle laid it down on the console. That is when something weird happened. The entire room became a black hole the size of a pin head and lasted for five seconds. At the sixth second all that that left where the room was, was a single sliver of glass.
That very piece of glass was later brushed away by the janitor in sstimson's work place. It was dumped in a trash bin outside the building. I passed by that very trash bin, before I crossed the street, but the glass was so sparkly, it blinded me for a moment. Unfortunately, I didn't see the car coming from the other side of the road.
Needless to say, I was lying on the middle of the road a moment later. As the people flocked around my corpse, a large cup of coffee, which I was holding, rolled out of my hand.
KID and Shinichi sitting on a tree... S-O-L-V-I-N-G ... crimes...
As the Kitty Detective Silver inspected the cup, her eyes noticed the unusual cracks on it's surface. As she leaned in to inspect it closer, she lost balance and fell on it, the cup piercing her skin and lungs. As she gave her last breaths a kitty charm fell off her bracelet ~nya.
~nya!
"Oh, don't give me that! None of you are saints, some of you are just good at hiding your sins!" - Our grade school teacher ~nya... She REALLY believed in our innocence didn't she
The resident DCTP mother kitty ~nya!
I picked up the kitty charm, and thought of giving it as a gift to my sister. While I was going to the store to pick out a nice bag I could put it in, the kitty charm fell out of my grip, sliding below the shelves that held the big boxes. When I bent down to pick it up, my body unbalanced the shelf and caused the big boxes to fall on top of me. As I choked out my last breaths, the wrapping paper I had gotten rolled away from my hand.
As the Kitty Detective Silver walked happily after being resurrected again ~nya, she smelled a case and immediately ran into the store ~nya. She didn't notice the roll of wrapping paper on the ground and stepped right onto it, losing her balance ~nya. As her head hit the shelf, a nail polish fell out of her pocket ~nya.
~nya!
"Oh, don't give me that! None of you are saints, some of you are just good at hiding your sins!" - Our grade school teacher ~nya... She REALLY believed in our innocence didn't she
The resident DCTP mother kitty ~nya!
The nail polish was open and was splashed across my eyes, blinding me.
This blindness caused me to fall down the stairs some years later, when I forgot to bring my cane with me. As I fell down the stairs, a drawing of Edogawa Conan on a crumpled paper fell out of my pocket.
KID and Shinichi sitting on a tree... S-O-L-V-I-N-G ... crimes...
I picked up that picture and later showed it to one of my friends. Turns out that friend was Anokata, who just had figured out Conan's identity, and killed me for having something to do with that guy.
(Does it still count as suicidal? :/ )
But before I died, I ripped out a hair from Anokata's head and dropped it.
As the once more resurected Kitty Detective Silver examined the hair over the microscope, there was an earth quake and the microscope was stabbed into her skull through the eyes, killing her instantly ~nya.
As she died a paper with words: "I seem to die from hitting my head a lot, don't I?" written on it fell out of her pocket.
~nya!
"Oh, don't give me that! None of you are saints, some of you are just good at hiding your sins!" - Our grade school teacher ~nya... She REALLY believed in our innocence didn't she
The resident DCTP mother kitty ~nya!
The so called great detective examined the piece of paper. I watched him as I sat there, being one of the few people in the same building as Silver when she died I had to be questioned.
I was happy to finally somehow find a way into the world of Detective Conan but never wanted to be apart of a case out of fear that I would have been a victim. At least I was safe this time, or so it seems.
"It was suicide!" Kogoro said. "I looked over this paper to realize that she obviously has multiple lives, like a cat! She wishes to no longer live and decided to off herself in the way she has lost her other lives."
I just listened to the whole thing wishing that I was not around a death of a dctp member. I watched as he accidentally dropped the paper without even realizing it when giving his bogus deduction. I thought that I'd take a look at it to see if I could figure anything out but little did I know the paper had some radio active goo on it.
When I realized it, at first I was excited. I was like I'm finally going to have superpowers! Then I did the one thing that you never do in any sort of animation, I remembered that kind of thing does not happened in this world & I ended up dying from the radio active poison.
When I dropped to my death a bouncy ball fell out of my pocket & bounced off somewhere.
As the Kitty Detective Silver looked around in confusion at being resurected once more, she noticed a bouncing ball on the ground ~nya. Slightly paranoid after dying so many times, she ran off in th other direction ~nya. She never noticed the car that hit her at full speed ~nya. As the people in hospital tried to safe her she realized that she was now missing a tooth ~nya. chuckling she died wondering if it will cause somebody's death ~nya.
~nya!
"Oh, don't give me that! None of you are saints, some of you are just good at hiding your sins!" - Our grade school teacher ~nya... She REALLY believed in our innocence didn't she
The resident DCTP mother kitty ~nya!
I sat in a diner wondering how I got there. Things were strange, it was a whole different style of animation as if I was in a old cartoon. I must have ended up here after I died.
I looked down on my food to see pancakes, scrambled eggs, & sausage. My drink was Coke so I figured hey makes perfect sense that I'm dead. I always thought wherever I was going to end up after I died would have Coke.
I took a sip of my drink then started cutting at my pancakes. As I was doing that this vortex appeared dropping a tooth into my soda. Now that was unfair!
"Waiter, there's a tooth in my Coke." I called out to one of the servers.
"Oh I am so sorry." The waiter replied. "I will get you another cola." He left without taking the Coke with the tooth in it.
I used my fork & dug into my drink trying to pull out the tooth. It was very disturbing to look at & it reminded me of a story that my second grade teacher told the class to get us to stop drinking soda.
Her class did an experiment with Coke one year & dropped a tooth into regular Coke. The next day it was completely gone. (true story)
I got a hold of the tooth & accidentally flung it onto the floor. I thought oh great & got up to pick the tooth up still holding my fork.
Right as I started to walk over to the object two customers walked in yelling & told the waiter they wanted everything on the menu. I thought this was weird so I looked over to see who the customers were & was shocked to see it was Shaggy & Scooby.
So apparently I do have a superpower, when I die I can jump to different shows? Well that was lame but still it was Shaggy & Scooby! I had to go say hi.
I ran over to them forgetting about the tooth which was a huge mistake because I slipped on it & hit the chair with the back of my head.
As I bled out I heard another vortex opening & being in a very strange state of mind I through the fork in my hand through the vortex not knowing what universe it was going to land but hopefully I would get revenge on whoever dropped the tooth into my Coke.
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