You just need to slam your keyboard [randomly] and make sentence out of the letters which came out. Oh, and it's better not to cheat. One slamming per post.
Let me give an example.
ajsdio
Another jar skipped dining in oven.
Happy slamming!

Billy Jukes wrote:Rule of thumb, where Conan goes, people die
Made by Mizzicco! THANK YOU!!!
!slap Heiji
* +[TsuburayaMitsuhiko] slaps trout around with a Heiji


