Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[redangelran]

I will not change the background on Gin's computer to Rainbow Dash.

LOL. XDD

[Suutashi]

I will not hold a life-sized replica pokeball pointed at Gin and yell "Murkrow, return!"

[mangaluva]

Anokata is not a Honchkrow.
Karen is not a member of the Organization. Nor is Sidney. Or Grimsley.
I will not assign them codenames.
I will not requisition a Houndoom as a murder weapon. We only have guns, knives, poison, and more guns.

[Suutashi]

I will not have Gin's Porsche painted to look like a Poliwrath or a Bulbasaur.
When on assignment I will not yell "Chianti used Shadow Blast! It's super effective!"

[mangaluva]

Ghostface is not a member of the Organization.
Anokata is not Father.
Vermouth and Envy are not related.
Nor are Vermouth and Lust.
Vermouth and Envy are not the same person.
Vodka and Gluttony are not related.
I cannot requisition Wrath's swords as a weapon.
I am not allowed to film my assassinations and put them on the internet.
Slenderman is not a member of the Organization. Nobody remembers him joining.

[Suutashi]

I will not turn the roof of Black Org's H.Q. into a beer garden.

[mangaluva]

Pig Latin is not an adequate code.

[sstimson]

As Bourbon was only a test for Kir and they is no such member in the BO, I will not ask any member to tell and ask Bourbon anything unless Kir is present.

[makoto]

catch them when they are asleep and give them aptx then we'll see who have the last laugh

[Suutashi]

I will not try to talk Anokata into getting Tivo so I can watch the episode of Judge Judy that I will miss during my next mission.

[sstimson]

I will not suggest the BO buys or steals shares of Apple Stock after President Jobs is "removed" so Gin can take his place

[mangaluva]

I will not look up Gin's contracts and then become an internet sensation by predicting the deaths of businessmen and celebrities.

[Paix672]

I will not look up Gin's contracts and then become an internet sensation by predicting the deaths of businessmen and celebrities.

XD

[Suutashi]

I will not suggest changing the B.O. standard dress code to allow for Scottish Highland garb claiming that claymores and dirks are more bad ass than pistols and riffles.

I will not request to have my codename be changed to Scotch for the above reason.

[mangaluva]

I will not suggest changing the B.O. standard dress code to allow for Scottish Highland garb claiming that claymores and dirks are more bad ass than pistols and riffles.

Even though they totally are.

My codename may not be Scumble. Nor may it be Screaming Orgasm.