Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[Suutashi]

I will not plant a small piece of iron in Gin's, Rye's, Vodka's, Tequila's, and Korn's hats and then install a concealed remote controlled electromagnet in the top of select walkways. I will not then give the remotes to Vermouth, seeing as she is the most likely to be amused by them.

[Callid]

I will not substitute the tobacco in the BO cigarettes for another drug.

[Suutashi]

I will not try to force fellow Org members to take part in a musical based off of the Night Baron series of books.

[finex999]

i well not not drug Gin by potting the shrinking pill in his drink and say it was from vermouth.
i well not make a home made movie about the black org and ask Gin to star as the main character and do a musical part. i well not add on a dance dance revaluation to the bar and charge fellow black org members.

[Suutashi]

I will not attempt to get fellow Org members addicted to the Pokemon and Yu Gi Oh trading card games.

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not turn on Saturday morning cartoons every Saturday and turn the volume on the television to max in order to wake everyone up.

[Suutashi]

I will not use supplies in the Org's R&D lab to make everybody's clothing, except my own, water soluble the night before a big rainstorm.

[KaitoGirl]

I will not paint Gin's car.

[mangaluva]

I will not key Gin's car.
I will not let let any of the blokes from Top Gear near Gin's car.
I will not put fuzzy dice in Gin's car.
I will not install a novelty Macarena horn in Gin's car.
I will not pimp Gin's ride in any way, shape or form.

[Suutashi]

I will not try to get Vermouth on Orange County Choppers.

[mangaluva]

I will not try to get anybody into the Big Brother House, even if it would be funny.

[Suutashi]

I will not bribe Vermouth to hang around Gin while dressed up as Sherlock Holmes.

[IHKF]

I will not sign myself and Gin up for Jackass without his permission.

[Suutashi]

I will not drug Vermouth and use her own disguise kit on her to make her look like Sherry without her knowledge.

[Kleene Onigiri]

I will not key Gin's car.
I will not let let any of the blokes from Top Gear near Gin's car.
I will not put fuzzy dice in Gin's car.
I will not install a novelty Macarena horn in Gin's car.
I will not pimp Gin's ride in any way, shape or form.

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