Today's Bad Stories !

[Akonyl]

I'M SAD BECAUSE OF .....THERE IS SOMETHING MISSING ON DCTP'S PAGE!!!! 

what?

mixing this with a certain anonymous post on the soapbox I would guess it's because the Ran Search button is gone.

[mangaluva]

Well, it didn't rain, but there was a group panic when my cousin's baby boy, who is crawling now and as such is of course getting into everything, got his head jammed in a plant pot. Took us ages to get it off the poor wean.

[KaitoGirl]

Okay, WHO'S THE FREAKING IMBECILE WHO'S BEEN MESSING WITH MY CBOX ACCOUNT!? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY!? HECK NO!! EVERYONE THINKS I'M CRAZY NOW!!

When I find the stupid peice of trash who did it... BUT IT'S JUST--!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! IF IT WAS A MOD, HE HAS ALL MY HATE!!

[mangaluva]

My friend's computer got infected with koobface, I only barely dodged getting infected off him myself D:

[Kaito Lady]

my twin hates me

[Suutashi]

It started to storm the very minute I went to bed so I didn't sleep well. I feel all icky today from a lack of sleep.

[KaitoGirl]

Everything is fixed ow, I just regret my words of hate against the mods... now they're headed for the IDIOT who did it...

[Akonyl]

10 AM: Dude: "Hey Akonyl can you use this program to check out this problem, that should give you enough to do today"
10:30 AM: Akonyl takes a CD with the program to work area. Akonyl needs admin access to install it.
10:40 AM: Akonyl: "Hey dude can I need the sys admin to install this"
10:45 AM: Dude: "Hey Boss can you give the sys admin the okay to install this"

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4:07 PM: Akonyl is sitting at his desk browsing DCTP and drinking chocolate milk.

[alicetama]

I just learned that my favorite teacher, who's also the advisor for my favorite club, may be leaving this year.

[mangaluva]

I really need second gear in our car not to stick. Especially on a sharp uphill curve.

[Suutashi]

I really need second gear in our car not to stick. Especially on a sharp uphill curve.

Maybe the car needs transmission fluid.

[Callid]

10 AM: Dude: "Hey Akonyl can you use this program to check out this problem, that should give you enough to do today"
10:30 AM: Akonyl takes a CD with the program to work area. Akonyl needs admin access to install it.
10:40 AM: Akonyl: "Hey dude can I need the sys admin to install this"
10:45 AM: Dude: "Hey Boss can you give the sys admin the okay to install this"

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4:07 PM: Akonyl is sitting at his desk browsing DCTP and drinking chocolate milk.

How is that a Bad Story?

[KainTheVampire]

*feels sick*

[Akonyl]

How is that a Bad Story?

contrary to popular belief, doing nothing at work too often can be really boring.

today's bad story:
*wakes up*
"Ahh man, such a wonderful morning. Wake up so easily, and refreshed... wait a second."
*checks phone: 10:55, alarm is muted*
"noooooooooooooooo"

[mangaluva]

PLEASE PEOPLE! INDICATE! DO NOT LEAVE ME SITTING HERE AT THE ROUNDABOUT WHEN I COULD HAVE GONE FIVE MINUTES AGO BUT DIDN'T BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING AROUND! *roadrage*