Today's Bad Stories !

[Commi-Ninja]

Went to my cousin's birthday barbeque yesterday. Naturally it bucketed with rain.

Any time you want to send that this way, feel free.

[Kogorou]

Yesterday night the fridge suddenly heated up was about to set the house on fire...
All my beer is warm now -.-

[ShiraKiryuu]

I think I ran into a bird on the way to work today.

... D:

You fiend!

[Akonyl]

hey now, it was the bird's fault for flying straight into my car, but still. D:

[nomemory]

Gonna go to jail for having killed PT's creepy coworkers

I object on the grounds of not wanting you to go to jail

So... here's the plan: you kill them, and then we flee the country

\o/

oh! oh! oh! Come here!!!!

No way D: They should come here!

[Akonyl]

no, clearly they should come here to flee the country.

...wait.

[PT]

To nom first, then to Hayley? (And skip Ako-chan entirely V:)

[nomemory]

no, clearly they should come here to flee the country.

...wait.

Yeah.. Also.. If they come here.. I can make that cheesecake with white chocolate that PT seemed to want

To nom first, then to Hayley? (And skip Ako-chan entirely V:)

And then you'll stay there? D: You should stay here, Sweden is a great country.

[PT]

Okay... To Hayley first and then to nom?

...I see what you're doing there, trying to lure me into staying with cheesecake.

...Abs, how do you feel about staying in Sweden with nom? (Lure successful. V:)

[nomemory]

I also got a job you might be interested in if you move here Recall me saying that I want a housewife? I wouldn't mind a housecouple instead Should be better than your current job, I'm not that creepy afaik.

edit: forgot to tell the bad story. I'm so cold D: And the elements(radiators?) are off and can't be turned on since they are digging around and fixing something outside. This building is a pretty stupid thing, it is old and not properly isolated so basically all warmth escapes

[PT]

I would gladly do that for you!

Also! *snuggles nom for warmth!*

[nomemory]

It's decided then \o/ It will be poor and cramped until I get employed but after that it will be some smooth sailing

*snuggles with PT *

[PT]

\o/

[Akonyl]

(And skip Ako-chan entirely V:)

:<

[PT]

Maryland isn't exactly out of the country