Today's Bad Stories !

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Kaito Lady wrote:
KainTheVampire wrote: I've had hiccups the whole day :|
have you tried to hold your breath?
And swallow three times.
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Akonyl wrote:
Dus wrote: There was a massive thunderstorm yesterday and I had left the window open. Now the laminate is all swollen. Effin brilliant.

And now I got one of those inexplicable bouts of depression again.
clearly, your mood is linked to the health of your floor laminate. Keep better care of it and you'll be in tip-top shape in no time.
I have a feeling I know where you got your degree in psychiatry.
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Inverse relationship.
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Dus wrote: But why am I feeling down when the floor is going up?
Don't feel down D: *hugs*
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nomemory wrote:
Dus wrote: But why am I feeling down when the floor is going up?
Don't feel down D: *hugs*
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dont feel down :(
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GinRei wrote: Inverse relationship.
So I need to cut a hole in the floor?

And thanks for the hugs :)
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I drink water for the highcups but keeping a rythmic slow deep breathing for 5 minutes tends to do the trick for most people. Try to feel the diafrgm lowering itself to your belly and maintain a steady rythim. Good luck :D
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Left work early today feeling miserable.  I haven't even puked. :(

I dunno about you guys, but it never really feels like I'm sick unless I puke.  Then there's no denying it and nobody can say I'm making it all up (not that anyone usually does anyway).
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I've tried all that :-X
But it stopped an hour ago :P
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*hugs Dus* Don't be sad D: Drink your sorrows away! I...I mean. Drinking is bad for you. :-X

Feel better soon Commi :(
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Going home in a few days :(

Totally forgot to do this: *hugs Dus* <3
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Eh I procrastinated with my work, I have to work on 2 projects, a hw, and a midterm tommorow :(
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Apparently my stomach decided to wake me up to reject the dinner I had last night >_>
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had a lot of readings to make!!! >.<
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Parkur wrote: Apparently my stomach decided to wake me up to reject the dinner I had last night >_>
D:
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are you better now?
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