Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[mangaluva]

I will not bleach anything, nor ask Gin if he bleaches.

[Kleene Onigiri]

I'll not ask Vermouth what kind of anti-aging creme she uses. (dunno if that was already said :x)

[mangaluva]

I will not ask Vermouth what Botox doctor she uses.

[Grawwbear]

I will not refer to Gin as, "Android 19."

[mangaluva]

I will not ask if Vermouth's apparent immortality has anything to do with that vast number of test subjects that she keeps capturing that then vanish forever.

I will also not mistype Vermouth's name as Voldemort, as I very nearly did there.

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not ask Vermouth if she has a long-lost twin brother named Tom Riddle.

[Xytan]

I will not take the organization's private Attack Helicopter for joyrides.

Or my own for that matter.

[aly_angelflight]

I will not recreate the events of Big Fat Liar, especially if Gin is involved.

[finex999]

thou shall not even bother to speak to Gin or ask favors.
thou shall not hang around in a murder case that has a kid in glasses who happen to match up with kito kid.
thou shall not drink while working or driving.
thou shall not get in the way of Gin when passing by.
thou shall not have a poster of sherry in my room.

[Suutashi]

I will not release a gang of white cats into Black Org. Head Quarters or a fellow member's living quarters; especially during major temperature fluctuations, i.e. during Spring and Fall.

[Grawwbear]

Unless I would like to see the Organization fall within 10 minutes, I will not recruit Bella Swan into the ranks.

[Kaito Lady]

I will not ask Vermouth if she has drunk Chianti
I will not ask Vodka if he wants some Gin
I will not spread rumors of what might be under Vodka's hat
I will not steal Anokata's cellphone in order to find out his telephone number

[KaitoGirl]

I will not sing Nanatsu no Ko on the street

[aly_angelflight]

I will not ask Vermouth to disguise as me whenever I'm supposed to present something in school.

[Chekhov MacGuffin]

This thread still lives!? It makes me feel bad that I never got to those Metropolitan police ones I had half written.