Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[karisama]

I will not puncture the tyres of Gin's Porsche.
I will not tell Vermouth that her english sucks/she should take spoken english lessons.

[kkslider5552000]

I will not puncture the tyres of Gin's Porsche.
I will not tell Vermouth that her english sucks

irony

[karisama]

I will not puncture the tyres of Gin's Porsche.
I will not tell Vermouth that her english sucks

irony

er..well-spotted?

[James Rye]

I will not say, that Sherry sure is a god-damn hot chick (at least not when Gin is around.).

I will not say that Vermouth is a hot chickdespite her age (DON`T! SEROIOUSLY! DON`T DO IT!).

I will not say that Chianti is an ugly bitch (dude, she´s a sniper! oO).

[Found]

I will not ask if it's the same organization from the Magic Kaito manga

LOL

[Abs.]

Excellent.  The list in collected form.  Now I can turn off signatures.

[Chekhov MacGuffin]

I will not puncture the tyres of Gin's Porsche.
I will not tell Vermouth that her english sucks

irony

Those highfalutin tories with their tyres, and colours, and centres, and torches, and petrol. They should stick to drinking their bloody tea and quit messing with proper American English... 

I wish I thought of some more Kir and Vermouth ones. I promised myself I would only write two or three Gin ones, but somehow more came out of the woodwork.... He is just far too easy to pick on. I'll have to think hard and come up with some for the other agents. I am getting close to the end of list so I will have to hurry.

I also limited myself to still living / active B.O. agents. I almost wish I hadn't because I am sure Akemi x Akai would have been a comedy goldmine. Or Shiho. Here's a bonus one that got stuck in the slush pile because the subject was dead:
Bonus #1: I will not ask Tequila if he is André the Giant's long lost brother.
If you guys have some for any of the dead/traitor agents, I'd love to hear them.

I also tried to keep them pretty clean since I must think of the children... In my opinion this one was on the safe side of borderline, but I thought someone on the internet somewhere might get offended so I axed it at the last minute... Potentially too naughty for innocent children; you have been warned.

Spoiler:

I will not ask Vermouth if she pads herself there when she disguises as a man.

[Sakina]

I will not question Vodka's eyesight in the dark as he wears sunglasses all the time and still can see well enough

Now if only Gin would wear some sunglasses we could make a Blues Brothers reference....
They're on a mission from god...

[TheBlind]

I will not ask Chianti if her eye is infected upon first meeting her.

I will not use the virtual sniping room to simulate a beach resort.

I will not keep close contact with Kir's apartment or shadow her UNLESS I'm part of the surveillance team watching her.

I will not refer to Special FBI agent Akai as "hey isn't that the guy Gin likes?".

I will not forward "send this to xx people and you'll find true love" messages to that man's cell.

[kkslider5552000]

I will not ask Korn anything that requires a long answer.

[Found]

I will not ask Chianti if her eye is infected upon first meeting her.

I will not use the virtual sniping room to simulate a beach resort.

I will not keep close contact with Kir's apartment or shadow her UNLESS I'm part of the surveillance team watching her.

I will not refer to Special FBI agent Akai as "hey isn't that the guy Gin likes?".

I will not forward "send this to xx people and you'll find true love" messages to that man's cell.

ROFLMAO, man you guys are good. XD

[mangaluva]

I will not ask for Will Smith's codename, nor if Vermouth is related to Serleena.

I will not suggest black witch and catwoman Hallowe'en costumes for seasonal uniform.

[Mizzicco]

I will not talk to Gin about Akai. He is still sensitive about their break-up.

I hope this hadn't been said before

[bluekaitou1412]

I will not ask Chianti where'd she got her face tattoo or whatever.

[kkslider5552000]

I will not ask everyone to turn themselves in. All of them laughing at the same time because of it would be too creepy for me to handle.