The Conversation

[bluekaitou1412]

haha, I expect nothing less from you bluekaitou...(insult or compliment?)

And that's for you to decide!

[Abs.]

Gin and Ranger

Spoiler:

Ranger: Sup Gin.
Gin: What do you want?
Ranger: Correct me if I'm wrong, but Vodka calls you Aniki right?
Gin:  You are right.
Ranger:....
Gin:...w-what?
Ranger: YO ANIK-
*gets shot 6 times in the face

All mourn Ranger... and someone make a Haibara doll to put in his casket.

[ranger]

Zombie Ranger: MMMMMMMMMrrrmph....BRAAAAIIIINNNS (don't worry, i'm not unreasonable, I'm not going to eat your eyes).


(thanks for the Ai-doll by the way, )

[bluekaitou1412]

Pretty appropriate for the season, ain't it?

Trick or Treat!

[ranger]

Ranger, Gin, and Akai

Spoiler:

Ranger: Sup you two.
Gin: Yo.
Akai: Dosh de?
Ranger: So you guys used to date right?
Gin: ..WHAT!
Akai: ..... 0_0
Ranger: W-what?  Was it something I said?  Jeez...I know when I'm not wanted, I'll be going now.
*Ranger leaves.
Gin: ...
Akai: ...

Gin and Akai (simultaneously): ...HOW DID HE KNOW?!!!

Pretty appropriate for the season, ain't it?

Trick or Treat!

Haha, i guess.  I just usually act like a zombie though, so I didn't try to incorporate any seasonal meanings.

[bluekaitou1412]

Me and Haibara and Conan (a bit OOC and long)

Spoiler:

Me: Something is not right about you two.
Both: ...
Me: I mean... whenever I look at you two... I'm thinking that you're not that ordinary... You're something different...

Ai: *gasp* You knew!
Conan: How? Why?
Ai: As I thought...
Conan: We're too obvious...
Ai: We do not act as normal kids...
Conan: And now another one had learned our secret!
Ai: ...
Conan: ...
Ai: Why is it like this?
Conan: Why are we being punished?
Ai: Since we shrunk, our lives have been in danger....
Conan: As well as those around us...
Ai: We're constantly hiding from the Organization...
Conan: Deceiving people... trying to mask our true selves...
Ai: *teary-eyed* Kudo Shinichi and Miyano Shiho... teenagers with exceptional talent... that's us.

Conan: We do not know you personally...
Ai: And we do not know how you found out...
Conan: We do not know if you can be trusted...
Ai: But please...
Both: Don't tell anyone!
Me: ...
Both: Please!


Me: Huh? I was about to tell you that your heads are rather big... it's not proportioned.

Both: Crap.

Ranger, Gin, and Akai

Spoiler:

Ranger: Sup you two.
Gin: Yo.
Akai: Dosh de?
Ranger: So you guys used to date right?
Gin: ..WHAT!
Akai: ..... 0_0
Ranger: W-what?  Was it something I said?  Jeez...I know when I'm not wanted, I'll be going now.
*Ranger leaves.
Gin: ...
Akai: ...

Gin and Akai (simultaneously): ...HOW DID HE KNOW?!!!

Hahaha. That was hilarious.

[CoolKid3]

CoolKid's conversation with various DC girls

CoolKid: Wanna go out with me, Ran?
Ran: I'm still waiting for Shinichi's call (then realizes Kudo hasn't called for awhile)....
Where the hell is Shinichi anyway...
CoolKid: (Scared of what might happen..... then Goes to Sonoko)

CoolKid: Wanna share some of your riches to me?
Sonoko: You Kid-sama wanna be! Get out of my sight!
CoolKid: (Hurt so bad... Feels desperate then goes to Ayumi)

CoolKid: .... Never mind (Pedophilia isn't in my vocabulary)
Ayumi: I thought you're going to give me candies....
Coolkid: (Still desperate... Had an eye contact with Haibara)

Haibara: Don't even think about it! (with evil stare)
Coolkid: (Left the DC world and would never come back forever)

[Found]

Ranger, Gin, and Akai

Spoiler:

Ranger: Sup you two.
Gin: Yo.
Akai: Dosh de?
Ranger: So you guys used to date right?
Gin: ..WHAT!
Akai: ..... 0_0
Ranger: W-what?  Was it something I said?  Jeez...I know when I'm not wanted, I'll be going now.
*Ranger leaves.
Gin: ...
Akai: ...

Gin and Akai (simultaneously): ...HOW DID HE KNOW?!!!

LOL That is so win XD

[Abs.]

(thanks for the Ai-doll by the way, )

I'm all thoughtful like that.

Below actually contains spoilers, but not manga-type spoilers.

Spoiler:

Aoyama-sensei: ...
Aoyama-sensei: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE.. SECURITY!!
Abs.: Don't bother.  They're all dreaming sweet dreams.  Now answer me this: At least one of the main characters is gonna turn out to be gay, right?
Aoyama-sensei: ...
Abs.: Don't lie to me.  I can see how you're trying to ease us toward accepting it.  First the cross-dressing: Narumi/Seiji, Kid/Ran, Sharon/Radish, Haibara/Conan, Conan/Haibara, Vermouth/Araide, that old friend of Agasa's, Kid/that cute maid.  Kazuha saying she'd steal Ran away if she were a guy.  Then Akai x Gin and their love/hate relationship.  Those two apparent men kissing in the karaoke box.  THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUTH!  Now, who's it going to be?
Aoyama-sensei: *shoots hidden tranquilizer dart*
Abs.: Fuc-...

[Weeks later]
File XX8.  New character introduced.
BOX display:
Abs. (アーブス)
å

[Mizzicco]

(thanks for the Ai-doll by the way, )

I'm all thoughtful like that.

Below actually contains spoilers, but not manga-type spoilers.

Spoiler:

Aoyama-sensei: ...
Aoyama-sensei: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE.. SECURITY!!
Abs.: Don't bother.  They're all dreaming sweet dreams.  Now answer me this: At least one of the main characters is gonna turn out to be gay, right?
Aoyama-sensei: ...
Abs.: Don't lie to me.  I can see how you're trying to ease us toward accepting it.  First the cross-dressing: Narumi/Seiji, Kid/Ran, Sharon/Radish, Haibara/Conan, Conan/Haibara, Vermouth/Araide, that old friend of Agasa's, Kid/that cute maid.  Kazuha saying she'd steal Ran away if she were a guy.  Then Akai x Gin and their love/hate relationship.  Those two apparent men kissing in the karaoke box.  THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUTH!  Now, who's it going to be?
Aoyama-sensei: *shoots hidden tranquilizer dart*
Abs.: Fuc-...

[Weeks later]
File XX8.  New character introduced.
BOX display:
Abs. (アーブス)
å

[Umandsf]

Me and Haibara and Conan (a bit OOC and long)

Spoiler:

Me: Something is not right about you two.
Both: ...
Me: I mean... whenever I look at you two... I'm thinking that you're not that ordinary... You're something different...

Ai: *gasp* You knew!
Conan: How? Why?
Ai: As I thought...
Conan: We're too obvious...
Ai: We do not act as normal kids...
Conan: And now another one had learned our secret!
Ai: ...
Conan: ...
Ai: Why is it like this?
Conan: Why are we being punished?
Ai: Since we shrunk, our lives have been in danger....
Conan: As well as those around us...
Ai: We're constantly hiding from the Organization...
Conan: Deceiving people... trying to mask our true selves...
Ai: *teary-eyed* Kudo Shinichi and Miyano Shiho... teenagers with exceptional talent... that's us.

Conan: We do not know you personally...
Ai: And we do not know how you found out...
Conan: We do not know if you can be trusted...
Ai: But please...
Both: Don't tell anyone!
Me: ...
Both: Please!


Me: Huh? I was about to tell you that your heads are rather big... it's not proportioned.

Both: Crap.

Hahaha. That was hilarious.
[/quote]
It sounds so...poetic.

CoolKid's conversation with various DC girls

CoolKid: Wanna go out with me, Ran?
Ran: I'm still waiting for Shinichi's call (then realizes Kudo hasn't called for awhile)....
Where the hell is Shinichi anyway...
CoolKid: (Scared of what might happen..... then Goes to Sonoko)

CoolKid: Wanna share some of your riches to me?
Sonoko: You Kid-sama wanna be! Get out of my sight!
CoolKid: (Hurt so bad... Feels desperate then goes to Ayumi)

CoolKid: .... Never mind (Pedophilia isn't in my vocabulary)
Ayumi: I thought you're going to give me candies....
Coolkid: (Still desperate... Had an eye contact with Haibara)

Haibara: Don't even think about it! (with evil stare)
Coolkid: (Left the DC world and would never come back forever)

Hilarious...but you shouldn't give up that easily. :p

[TheBlind]

[quote="Abs."]
I'm all thoughtful like that.

Below actually contains spoilers, but not manga-type spoilers.

Spoiler:

Aoyama-sensei: ...
Aoyama-sensei: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE.. SECURITY!!
Abs.: Don't bother.  They're all dreaming sweet dreams.  Now answer me this: At least one of the main characters is gonna turn out to be gay, right?
Aoyama-sensei: ...
Abs.: Don't lie to me.  I can see how you're trying to ease us toward accepting it.  First the cross-dressing: Narumi/Seiji, Kid/Ran, Sharon/Radish, Haibara/Conan, Conan/Haibara, Vermouth/Araide, that old friend of Agasa's, Kid/that cute maid.  Kazuha saying she'd steal Ran away if she were a guy.  Then Akai x Gin and their love/hate relationship.  Those two apparent men kissing in the karaoke box.  THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUTH!  Now, who's it going to be?
Aoyama-sensei: *shoots hidden tranquilizer dart*
Abs.: Fuc-...

[Weeks later]
File XX8.  New character introduced.
BOX display:
Abs. (アーブス)
å

[Mizzicco]

I wonder if anyone in the series actually  is a homosexual...

[Conia]

I wonder if anyone in the series actually  is a homosexual...

Why do you think Eri and Kogoro split up!? 

[Callid]

I wonder if anyone in the series actually  is a homosexual...

Why do you think Eri and Kogoro split up!?   ::)

That's easy. To get crazy at Kogoro's side isn't that difficult...
BTW, we can be sure that at least he isn't homosexual. There are enough moments to prove this. BTW, while arguing that a character may be homosexual, you always quote the scenes that support the theory. Do never forget that there are much more scenes that contradict this theory (e.g. Kazuha).