Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[mangaluva]

I will not ask if we're affiliated with the Silence. (Even if we were, nobody would know.)

[Silver1412]

I will not paint Chappy Bunnies on the back of Gin's coats ~nya!

[Suutashi]

I will not swap out Sherry's decaff coffee with normal coffee or Chianti's and Korn's either for that matter. 

[mangaluva]

I will not give Gin roofies and use the time to cut his hair and flee to another country.

[Kaito Lady]

i will not cut gin's hair and then sell it as a mob

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not start a competition between Gin and Rye to see who can grow their hair longer.

[mangaluva]

Dark sunglasses are fine. These sunglasses are not.

http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/mega-sh ... sunglasses

[Borealis]

I'm not going to test how feminine Gin's brain is^^

[PokerFace312]

Dark sunglasses are fine. These sunglasses are not.

http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/mega-sh ... sunglasses

XD

[mangaluva]

A rolled-up wet towel is not a standard-issue weapon, even if it can have somebody's eye out.

[Suutashi]

I will not take several cola bottle caps, punch a small hole in the center of each, paint them black, attach a small blinking red light, glue them to the wall of a fellow member's shower stall, bedroom or bathroom and then write "Smile, you're on Candid Camera!" or the like using a different member's handwriting each time.

[mangaluva]

I will not film the tall, pale operative with the penchant for suits.

[Borealis]

Bad pun I came up with at 1 am:

Spoiler:

I will not ask if the Bos' preferences for Names and themes comes from the word "crowbar". (btw, they are the no. one weapon against zombies)

like said, 1 am.

[mangaluva]

I will not ask what our protocols are in the event of zombie apocalypse.

(It's not 1am. I have no excuse.)

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not trigger HQ alarms randomly to test the members' awareness of what to do in the midst of the Zombie Apocalypse.

(I'm not even going to attempt to make an excuse.)