Today's Bad Stories !

[nomemory]

Aww, I'm just teasing you. <3 nom

I know <3

I'll never tell! 

This is where you are supposed to deny everything, you know...

[Akonyl]

I'll never tell! 

This is where you are supposed to deny everything, you know...

Hm? Well I certainly never acknowledged it.

[nomemory]

Hm? Well I certainly never acknowledged it.

Nor did you deny it

[Akonyl]

Hm? Well I certainly never acknowledged it.

Nor did you deny it

Well, yes, but there's a lot of things I haven't denied. Doesn't mean I've done them.

So who says I've dreamed about naked onions sitting in the moonlight, peeler and peel beside them? I certainly didn't say it.

[PT]

What did the peeler look like? And was it a full moon?

[Dus]

Nom said it, implicitely. Dunno what that says about her.

[Akonyl]

What did the peeler look like? And was it a full moon?

Why are you asking me? I never said I actually had such a dream, anyway.

I'm sure that if I did though, it would be on a starry night with a full moon in the middle of a field. The onion would be sitting atop a large rock with its image reflected in a babbling brook in front of it, and the moon would be shining off its perfectly white and spherical body so that the onion almost looked as if it could be the moon itself. As for the peeler, it would be resting against the rock, with its curves and blades carefully crafted by the finest artisan.

But again, that's just speculation.

[Callid]

Nobody gets to peel nom! I won't tolerate that!
That is, of course, anyone but me... 9_9

@Callid: I wouldn't recommend using that word, I first thought you were planning on eating me But perhaps that is because I'm not a native speaker.

Actually, I tried to find another one...

Me: "Verband"
LEO: "dressing"
Me:
Me: "Verbandszeug"
LEO:    "dressing"
Me: ...
Me: "Verbandsstoff", "Verbandsmaterial", "Verbandzeug"
LEO: "dressing", "dressing", "dressing"
Me:

Apparently, LEO has a notable liking for dressing

*gives dressing to nom*

[Vylash]

Nobody gets to peel nom! I won't tolerate that!

And yet everybody does it anyway

[Abs.]

@Callid try "bandages"

[Dus]

@Callid try "bandages"

With onions? o_O
I hope you never get your own cooking show.

[Kaito Lady]

youre planning to cook nom!!!!!

[pofa]

The kind of migranes where it messes with your vision for about 30 minutes before it sets in. D: All day.

[PT]

D: D: D: *hugs pofa*

Those really suck. Take some medicine and get to sleep. About the only way to get rid of it.

[bluekaitou1412]

The time for school haz come. That means more time being busy and less time playing MM

The kind of migranes where it messes with your vision for about 30 minutes before it sets in. D: All day.

*hugs* D: