The Suicide Game

[pofa]

I took the clothing iron home, since my old one was so old it was dangerous to use. When I was done ironing, I made sure to put it on a high shelf so that it wasn't anywhere near any outlets. Unfortunately, I had to stand on a ladder to reach it again and I ended up tripping into the shelf, which wobbled till the iron fell off and smashed into my head, knocking me off the ladder and following me down to my death. The shirt I'd meant to iron was still clutched in my hand.

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Kent sees ____'s body on the floor as ____ irons his shirt. I can't take it anymore, Kent yells to himself as he keeps his mouth widely open. Taking the edge of the sleeve, he forces the shirt into his mouth. He savours the familiar flavour of the shirt. Although it's hard to bear (just like his body odour), it will be the last time he will smell it. Argh, This is the reason I wear deodorant, he thinks as he shoves the rest of the sleeve into his mouth. Crumbling the rest of the shirt like scrap paper, he thrusts the rest of the ball into the mouth. I can't give up now. Just a little more, his train of thought fading as he suffocates. He fumbles around as the shirt lodges itself in the throat.

In his agony, he knocks over a cup of coffee by the windowsill, reminiscing the first time he met ____ in the cafe, drinking this same brand of coffee.

Spoiler: author's note

I hope I didn't ruin your day with my morbid fictional story.

[Micowla]

hereing a bang in my neighbours apartment, i walk over and find the door unlocked. after ringing the doorbell a few times, i carefully open the door and see the 2 dead bodies. i quickly look away from the morbid scene and my eyes catch on a coffee stained cup. i look around, then take the cup (i was all out, i keep breaking mine!) back in my apartment, i make myself a class of hot chocolate and take a sip, not noticing the faint smell of almonds.

as i fall to the floor, i notice that i forgot to close the fridge door.

[ConanEdogawa142]

I went to the ridge to get a snack and somehow fell in. The door shut itself and I couldnt open it. While I was dying of coldness, the freezer door opened and an ice cube fell out.

[pofa]

I opened the refrigerator, intending to get something to drink. When I saw ConanEdogawa's corpse stuffed inside, I backed up in shock and slipped on an ice cube that was melting on the floor. I got up shakily and slipped again. The second, third, and even fourth falls didn't kill me, but the ice cube found its way under my feet again and again. Finally, I hit my head on the corner of a cabinet door and stayed on the floor...forever.

The Dr. Pepper I had taken from the refrigerator was still in my hand, the liquid inside severely agitated from all my jumping up and down. :V

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After calling the police and the ambulance for the many deaths in the apartment I rented with a bunch of friends, I decide to take some time away from the scene of the "crime" and relax in the park. I take the can of Dr. Pepper lying beside my friend. No point wasting it, I think. As I wonder how in the world my friends died in the apartment, I unconsciously throw the can up on the nice walk. hmm... ConanEdogawa142 looked so sad. Did he have any happy thoughts as he was lying in the refrigerator? I look around at the tranquil night sky and the quiet atmosphere of couples walking around. Did pofa suffer a lot?. Suddenly, a hard, cold object smacks the top of my head. In the throbbing pain, the loud boom signals the sharp edges that impaled my skull. Before my eyes closed, I see the Dr. Pepper can, shattered in pieces and drenched in blood. I clutch tightly the paper clip in my pocket.

[Callid]

(It seems noone actually commits suicide, but instead dies by accident )

Walking in the park, I stumbled across a dead body. After the police were called, they told me the body held a paper his hand. Because I'm interested, I switch it with a normal paper clip when they show it to me
Back at home, I inspected the paper clip. As I realized, it was much too heavy for a normal paper clip. A closer inspection showed it was made of lead.
At the next New Year's Eve Bleigießen (Molybdomancy), I decided to use the paper clip as raw material. The result of the divination, however, was that I'd finally kill my own son. When I heard that result, I chose to rather eat the lead than let that happened, and soon afterwards, I passed out a last time, sitting on my kitchen chair...

[Silver1412]

While I was sitting the ceiling above me cracked and Callid sitting on a kitchen chair fell on my head crushing my skull.

I hardly had time to throw away my favorite videotape ~nya.

[A.E.]

I took the videotape, and eagerly went to watch it; it turned out that the video was about these two girls and a curious cup. The scenic obscenities in that vile video gave me a heart attack. As I was writhing in agony, seeking for help, I dropped my monocle.

[Callid]

When I went back to AbEgho to retrieve my videotape Silver stole, I realized a monocle on the ground. Considering that I'm getting a little near-sighted on my left eye [I actually am!], I choose to wear the monocle over it. However, upon leaving the house, I fell over a step; the monocle broke and a shard pierced my head. Well, at least I had put my laptop in my backpack, so it was unharmed...

[Cheesus]

So i robbed Callid after he fell to the floor. I found this cool laptop \o/. And so i didnt notice that the battery cord was cut a bit and when i turned it on to go on his DCTP account. I got electricuted. I collapsed with a Picture of Pofa.

[ConanEdogawa142]

I was looking through Chessus' stuff when I found a picture of Pofa. For some strange reason, I had a sudden heart attack.

Right before I died, I dropped my pen.

[A.E.]

I woke up, realising that I had not died from the heart attck caused earlier by the said videotape. Ruminating over the odious and repulsive graphics in that video, I felt wretchedly haunted and could not resist the pain. I, thereupon, seized the pen ConanEdogawa142 had dropped, and I started jabbing my curséd eyes which had witnessed the atrocity in that video.
Seeking no help, I bled to death.

[Silver1412]

By an accident I touched the blood A.E. shed and it turns out it was poisonous! Just as I was dying in pain I threw away my leathery bracelet.

[sonoci]

I thought the leathery bracelet was a necklace and although I got it around my neck, I couldn't get it off. I strangled myself...

But only after a paper fell out of my pocket.