post your dc jokes here! :D

[ccppfan]

More phone messages.

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Agasa:

"Hello, I, the not-so-famous scientist Agasa Hiroshi is not at home or is busy on a new invention. If you like my inventions and want to use or buy the copyright, please put 10000 yen in my bank account by 7:00 next morning. I won't give it to you if you pay less or late!"

"Hello, this is the phone company you're using. If you want to keep this phone number, please put the phone bill in our bank account by 7:00 next morning. We'll cut your phone number if you pay less or late!"
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XDDDD

[sstimson]

More phone messages.

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Agasa:

"Hello, I, the not-so-famous scientist Agasa Hiroshi is not at home or is busy on a new invention. If you like my inventions and want to use or buy the copyright, please put 10000 yen in my bank account by 7:00 next morning. I won't give it to you if you pay less or late!"

"Hello, this is the phone company you're using. If you want to keep this phone number, please put the phone bill in our bank account by 7:00 next morning. We'll cut your phone number if you pay less or late!"
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XDDDD

Agasa: I put the bill in your box But as you did not ask for any money, I would like to why you still cut my number
Done from a nearby paid phone

[Kor]

Conan:

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit everyone
I'll tell you how I became the kid known as Edogawa Conan


In Tokyo, Japan born and raised
murder scenes was where I spent most of my days
Solvin' them closin' them, embarrassin' the police
While not noticin' that Ran wanna give me a kiss
When a couple of guys
Who were dressed up in black
made a deal with a lot of money in the sack
I got hit from behind by a long haired man
He said "we'll give him this drug and never see him again"


I woke up and discovered that I turned small
And I thought to myself man I don't like it at all
I told the professor and then came Ran
She asked for my name I said "Edogawa Conan"

My body became like of a child about 7 or 8
I got to the agency thinkin 'it could be worse'
I didn't even notice How the time flies
I can't believe I've been like this for seven hundred files.


this is obviously from the fresh prince of bel-air. I giggled a bit when I came up with the lyrics but I can't say it's really that funny.

[ranger]

Conan:

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit everyone
I'll tell you how I became the kid known as Edogawa Conan


In Tokyo, Japan born and raised
murder scenes was where I spent most of my days
Solvin' them closin' them, embarracin' the police
While not noticin that Ran wanna give me a kiss
When a couple of guys
Who were dressed up in black
made a deal with a lot of money in the sack
I got hit from behind by a long haired man
He said "we'll give him this drug and never see him again"


I woke up and discovered that I turned small
And I thought to myself man I don't like it at all
I told the professor and then came Ran
She asked for my name I said "Edogawa Conan"

My body became like of a child about 7 or 8
I got to the agency thinkin 'it could be worse'
I didn't even notice How the time flies
I can't believe I've been like this for seven hundred files.


this is obviously from the fresh prince of bel-air. I giggled a bit when I came up with the lyrics but I can't say it's really that funny.

you are a lyrical genius, I especially like the second paragraph (or w/e technical term it is for songs), very good lyrics haha

I was smirking the entire time reading it, imagining conan edogawa + will smith = laughter

[Akonyl]

this is obviously from the fresh prince of bel-air. I giggled a bit when I came up with the lyrics but I can't say it's really that funny.

even if you don't think it's all that funny, I give you props for managing to keep the rhymes mostly in tact without stretching it much.

[James Rye]

this is obviously from the fresh prince of bel-air. I giggled a bit when I came up with the lyrics but I can't say it's really that funny.

even if you don't think it's all that funny, I give you props for managing to keep the rhymes mostly in tact without stretching it much.

Yeah me too. I also had the song from the prince of bel-air in my ears when i readed your lyrics.^g^

[Introuble]

Gin:  that person(boss) killed that person(some other guy) in that room with that thing yesterday
Vodka:  if only that person allowed that person to live until that date
James Black:  any info spilled?
FBI agent:  nope...."sighs"

2 hours later.....

Vermouth calls Gin

Vermouth:  So Gin where do we meet?
Gin:  "smirks"
FBI agent:  black!!! black!!! finally we might get some info  :-*
James Black:  
Gin:  okay we meet together with that person
FBI agent:  says to himself "OMFGZZZZZ!!!!!!"
Gin:  In that place during that date during that time
Vermouth:  Affirmative
FBI agent:  FCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! "throws radio"
Gin: "stares"
FBI agent:  fck...

[Obscure]

A section from the fic "The ability to ignore the obvious"by Kyoko-chann

Spoiler:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4714968/1/T ... he_Obvious

-------

"Ran. Listen. I'm....I'm........I'm Shinichi! Yes, thats right! I am Kudo Shinichi!!"

"....."

A few moments passed before Ran responded. Conan was shocked by her response.

"Oh, you're so funny Conan-kun! You crack me up!"

"Huh? Ran, its me! Look, without my glasses, I look like my real self!"

"It's because you're distantly related to Shinichi."

"Uh- um- Look at this voice-changing bowtie! I can make my real voice come out of here! See Ran? My real voice!"

"Hmm..that's a nice recording of Shinichi you got there, Conan-kun."

"Both me and Shinichi have the same birthday and blood type!"

"Now, Conan-kun, you're starting to annoy me with this outrageous story."

"I'm a super smart detective! I have a stun-gun watch that knocks your father out! I solve his cases!!"

"Hush, Conan! Father is a very good detective. I know you're jealous but..."

"I shrunk from a poison that day we went to Tropical Land!"

"Hmm...Shinichi told you about that day?"

"Haibara dressed up as me during the school play! I changed back from a temporary pill!"

"Conan, I highly doubt that sweet Ai-chan would be able to pass off as you. And, what pills are you taking? Are you on drugs?" Who's giving them to you??

"No, Ran, I'm not on drugs! A secret criminal organization is trying to kill me and everyone around me!! Believe me, Ran, please!!"

"......are you feeling OK, Conan-kun? I want you to go to bed! You're obviously sick, and delirious!"

That reminds me of OVA 9 :
qoute from Ova 9 ---> Shinichi: That's because , because Im Kudo Shinichi! So Please , Please Dont Marry
                            ----- Ran: Since You're going to highschool you really look like him
                            ----- Shinichi: That's because im him!
                            ----- Ran : Thanks for trying to dry my tears.

[ccppfan]

Gin:  that person(boss) killed that person(some other guy) in that room with that thing yesterday
Vodka:  if only that person allowed that person to live until that date
James Black:  any info spilled?
FBI agent:  nope...."sighs"

2 hours later.....

Vermouth calls Gin

Vermouth:  So Gin where do we meet?
Gin:  "smirks"
FBI agent:  black!!! black!!! finally we might get some info  :-*
James Black:  
Gin:  okay we meet together with that person
FBI agent:  says to himself "OMFGZZZZZ!!!!!!"
Gin:  In that place during that date during that time
Vermouth:  Affirmative
FBI agent:  FCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! "throws radio"
Gin: "stares"
FBI agent:  fck...

XDDDDD *cracks up*

[Found]

The answering machine jokes were awesome! xDD


.. see my sig.

[sstimson]

A minor Joke (at Jd's Expense)

Conan was feeling sad.
Jd came up and ask why conan was sad
Conan Answered he was having major trouble with his current case
Jd asked if Conan wanted to talk about it
Conan said sure
" A certain artist asked me to find a missing person
But after reading lots of books and following what little clues I do have
I have come to a dead end. I looked everywhere I can think of, but have no idea
where to look next'
Jd ask if the person has a name and Conan replies
"WALDO"
At that Jd walks away laughing
when Jd gets far enough away he takes off his disguise and

We see that JD is really

Spoiler:

Waldo

!

[Kor]

Bandit Keith vs. Detective Conan

Bendit Keith:

I went to japan and I met Edogawa Conan and he was like "There is only one truth" and I was like "In America."
And then that detective Mouri Kogoro is in a murder scene and he was all like "The culprit is you!" and I was like "yeah, in America"
So later I saw that actress Chris and I asked her "Yo Chris, why aren't you in America?" and she said "A secret makes a woman, wo-" and I'm like "Yeah, in America"
Then I saw this creepy guy named Korn with a gun and he was like ".................................." and I'm like "Yeah in America"

taken from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrhAXtbHaco of Yu Gi Oh abridged.

I was bored  ::)

edit: It was a bit hard to write cause there aren't many DC characters with catch phrases...

[Introuble]

What do you call a wine that never ages?

Spoiler:

Vermouth

[Introuble]

Bandit Keith vs. Detective Conan

Bendit Keith:

I went to japan and I met Edogawa Conan and he was like "There is only one truth" and I was like "In America."
And then that detective Mouri Kogoro is in a murder scene and he was all like "The culprit is you!" and I was like "yeah, in America"
So later I saw that actress Chris and I asked her "Yo Chris, why aren't you in America?" and she said "A secret makes a woman, wo-" and I'm like "Yeah, in America"
Then I saw this creepy guy named Korn with a gun and he was like ".................................." and I'm like "Yeah in America"

taken from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrhAXtbHaco of Yu Gi Oh abridged.

I was bored  ::)

edit: It was a bit hard to write cause there aren't many DC characters with catch phrases...

LOL!!!

[mangaluva]

This isn't mine, somebody said it in one of the Mafia Wars threads, I think:

"In BO Russia, Gin and Vodka shoot YOU!"

One of the few Soviet Russia jokes that work XD