Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[Suutashi]

* I will not call B.O. head quarters a speak-easy.
* I will not laugh when going down an aisle at a store that contains deodorant and antiperspirant.

[Silver1412]

I will not say hi to the bottles of alcohol in market.

[mangaluva]

I will not refer to any of our major bases as "the bar".

I will not suggest that a younger member be codenamed "lemonade" or "milkshake" if they're below the drinking age.

[WolfenAmphithere]

I will not refer to any of our major bases as "the bar".

I will not suggest that a younger member be codenamed "lemonade" or "milkshake" if they're below the drinking age.

No Rootbeer Floats?

[Suutashi]

* I will not put "No Smoking" signs in Gin's, Vermouth's, Pisco's, Rye's and Vodka's living quarters.
* I will not tamper with the smoke detectors to make them so excessively sensitive that they'll go off and trigger the emergency sprinkler system every time someone smoking goes near one.
* I will not line the ash trays with magnesium shavings.
* I will not help Sherry start a 'no smoking' campaign.

[Reoccurring theme anyone?]

* I will not steal any Org member's belongings and try to auction them off on E-Bay.
* I will not have Back in Black by AC/DC cued to go off every time a B.O. member enters or leaves a specific building.
* Nor will I have Paint it Black by the Rolling Stones.
* I will not suggest Gin to make http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNNwC0qzxa4&feature=related When You're Evil by Voltaire his ring tone. He likely already does.
* I will not install metal detectors at the entrance to HQ.
* I will not use any prank I learned from a Kid heist.
* I will not rig any member's gun so that when they pull the trigger of their gun a tiny flag saying "bang" comes out of the barrel instead of live ammunition.
* I will not stick signs on Org member's backs with a bull's eye or the words 'shoot me'.
* I will not put FBI or an FBI member on anyone's cellphone contact list.

[Conia]

* I will not stick signs on Org member's backs with a chibi of them with the words 'APTX me'.

Fixed from suutashi

[mangaluva]

I will not place Nerf or water guns in the armoury.

I will not use the incinerator for sweetie wrappers clogging up my pockets or old Maths jotters. It is not intended for that purpose.

I will not prank Gin by saying that I saw Sherry in a room that has a bucket of water balanced on the door.

Same as above, but water with hair dye in it.

I will not ask if Gin uses L'Oreal because he's worth it.

I will not mess with Gin's hair at all.

[Suutashi]

* I will not stick signs on Org member's backs with a chibi of them with the words 'APTX me'.

Fixed from suutashi

Good one Conia.  ;D


* I will not offer Vermouth a copy of the Rosetta Stone language learning software and tell her to work on her Japanese.
* ...Nor will I tell her to work on her English.
* I will not ask if Kir gets her hair done at the same place as Rye's.
* I will not set up an electrostatic generator anywhere near Sherry.

[WolfenAmphithere]

I will not set up an electrostatic generator anywhere near Sherry.

did I miss something here?

[Suutashi]

I will not set up an electrostatic generator anywhere near Sherry.

did I miss something here?

Look up the Rolls-Royce Case (manga volume 61 chapters 5-7 or files 635-637 or The Blue Spark of Hate (Episode 524-525).

[WolfenAmphithere]

oh yeah, that case... lol, completely forgot about that...

[ranger]

oh yeah, that case... lol, completely forgot about that...

Silly wolfen!

I won't make a joke whenever Vodka drinks coke.

...That's all I got..LOL

[kkslider5552000]

Ranger just gave me a great idea.


I will not try to force Black Organization members to become straight edge.

[Suutashi]

oh yeah, that case... lol, completely forgot about that...

Silly wolfen!

I won't make a joke whenever Vodka drinks coke.

...That's all I got..LOL

* I will not laugh or make a joke when Vodka drinksOrange Juice.

[Edit]

* I will not have a Furby modified so I can control one remotely and put one under someone's bed.
* I will not do the above to a Furby but instead put it somewhere that would make it difficult to remove/turn off but very easy to hear.
* I will not program the VR sniper room so that all the targets are images of Org members I don't like.
* I will not turn HQ into a hall of mirrors.
* I will not send a video of instances that Org members have proved Myth Busters wrong.
* I will not ask for my codename be Molotov.
* I will not paint Gin's Porsche to look like the Mach 5.

#14: If an operative orders a mixed drink, I will not suggest they are doing naughty things with the other operatives whose codenames match the ingredients.

Spoiler:

Hasn't Vermouth already done something similar to this?

[Silver1412]

I will not join organization to steal Gin's hairbrush.