Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[Silver1412]

I will not wash the floor of the secret base with Gin's hair.

[kkslider5552000]

I will not suggest to change our name to: Pink Bunnies Organization.

dear god I just had an image of Gin chasing Vermouth around a room, who was dressed in a bunny suit...

Unless you were told that exact sentence from someone else, I question your mental health for thinking that.

Don't worry! I already have a therapy.

Tremendous.

[Silver1412]

Tremendous.

Really? Oh well...

I won't use APTX to change geniuses into kids and then adopt them.

[Suutashi]

* I will not make blatant references of The Blues Brothers around Vodka.
* I will not offer a copy of Duck Hunt to Chianti or Korn.
* I will not steal other Black Org members' clothing and replace it with cosplay outfits.
* If the B.O. has a "Movie Night" I will not suggest watching Silence of the Lambs.
* I will not try to create a James Bond fan club within the Org.
* The same goes for any work of fiction involving spies and/or the FBI.
* I will not change anyone's cellphone ring tone to Secret Agent Man.
* Chlorine bleach is to be used to destroy evidence; it is not be used on B.O regulation clothing.

[Silver1412]

I will not suggest our boss to go out in an Akatsuki outfit. (What? It's black... With red clouds!)

[mangaluva]

* I will not make blatant references of The Blues Brothers around Vodka.

WIN. Though I think I earlier mentioned not asking Vodka if he was on a mission from God...

[PokerFace312]

I will not suggest that, to mix it up a bit, there is a day where everyone where's white instead of black.

[Commi-Ninja]

* I will not make blatant references of The Blues Brothers around Vodka.
* I will not offer a copy of Duck Hunt to Chianti or Korn.
* I will not steal other Black Org members' clothing and replace it with cosplay outfits.
* If the B.O. has a "Movie Night" I will not suggest watching Silence of the Lambs.
* I will not try to create a James Bond fan club within the Org.
* The same goes for any work of fiction involving spies and/or the FBI.
* I will not change anyone's cellphone ring tone to Secret Agent Man.
* Chlorine bleach is to be used to destroy evidence; it is not be used on B.O regulation clothing.

I love all of these.

As for me...

I will not tell Vermouth she's been demoted and that Vodka is now the boss's favorite.

[Suutashi]

* I will not laugh when and if Gin's hair gets sat on; stuck in a car's door, window, or sunroof; stepped on; grabbed by a admiring passersby; and any other situations like this that involves Gin's hair in an unpleasant but hilarious incident. 

[Conia]

I'll not tell Gin that Rye won a secret "Who has the best long hair" contest in the syndicate some years ago.

[Yurikochan]

I will not ask Gin if he ever had Vermouth brush his hair or vice versa.

[PokerFace312]

I will never tell Vermouth that she looks old.

[Suutashi]

* I will not yell "Pull!" at random around Chianti and Korn.

[Yurikochan]

I will not ask Vermouth if she could disguise as me and pretend to be my twin sister.

[mangaluva]

I will not ask Vermouth for the number for her Botox doctor.

I will not ask if the Boss is really Giovanni.

I will not ask Vodka if he'd swap his hat for my top hat.