post your dc jokes here! :D

[KaitoKid0]

wow..ermm marie..sorry..but ya jokes were horrible

[James Rye]

Just made it up:
CONAN SAW GIN's CAR and GIN's COMING OUT!
Conan: this is my chance!
Gin: *comes out of the car with a GRIN*
Conan: Why did he Grin?!?! Did he saw me?!?!? (sweating)
Gin: *a wider Grin and he walked away*
Conan: arghh! i'll just take the risk! *as he went to Gin's Car*
            - he looked to the TV and saw ...SPONGEBOB!
            -*so... Gin loves spongebob= a FACT!*
GIN: Hi Kid, so ....you love spongebob too?
COnan: *T____T*

If i would be Conan and get to know that my archenemy watch Spongebob i would cry too. XD

CRIME SCENE:
shinichi: i know....what is the murder weapon...
  *shinichi Points a Megure*
shinichi: ITS WITH YOU ..MEGURE-KEBU!
megure: so ,,..Where's the ProOF!?!?
shinichi: The weapon is.....THE WIRE OF YOUR BRA YOUR WEARING
megure: wha?!?!  how did you know?!
shinichi : A SECRET makes a pervert, Pervert!

ROFL:

[ccppfan]

CRIME SCENE:
shinichi: i know....what is the murder weapon...
  *shinichi Points a Megure*
shinichi: ITS WITH YOU ..MEGURE-KEBU!
megure: so ,,..Where's the ProOF!?!?
shinichi: The weapon is.....THE WIRE OF YOUR BRA YOUR WEARING
megure: wha?!?!  how did you know?!
shinichi : A SECRET makes a pervert, Pervert!

WTF XDDDDDD

[ccppfan]

I found these hilarious jokes on a Chinese website and I thought, "Why don't I translate them and put them here?" And... TADA!!!

I'll post the telephone messages first...

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Haibara:

"This is Haibara Ai's telephone. I am busy at the moment and cannot answer your call. If it's Kudo-kun, be patient; the antidote isn't finished. If it's Hakase, buy some potatoes and chicken so that we can have curry tonight. If it's Gin, why call; come here and kill me already."

"Umm, this is ABC Company and... Oh never mind. *hangs up*"
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Enough for today, lol.

[James Rye]

I found these hilarious jokes on a Chinese website and I thought, "Why don't I translate them and put them here?" And... TADA!!!

I'll post the telephone messages first...

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Haibara:

"This is Haibara Ai's telephone. I am busy at the moment and cannot answer your call. If it's Kudo-kun, be patient; the antidote isn't finished. If it's Hakase, buy some potatoes and chicken so that we can have curry tonight. If it's Gin, why call; come here and kill me already."

"Umm, this is ABC Company and... Oh never mind. *hangs up*"
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Enough for today, lol.

You gosho-damn said it yourself: LOL! XDDDDDD
Post the other ones too, please.^g^

[ranger]

I found these hilarious jokes on a Chinese website and I thought, "Why don't I translate them and put them here?" And... TADA!!!

I'll post the telephone messages first...

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Haibara:

"This is Haibara Ai's telephone. I am busy at the moment and cannot answer your call. If it's Kudo-kun, be patient; the antidote isn't finished. If it's Hakase, buy some potatoes and chicken so that we can have curry tonight. If it's Gin, why call; come here and kill me already."

"Umm, this is ABC Company and... Oh never mind. *hangs up*"
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Enough for today, lol.

haha that was funny

i also like the "secret makes a pervert, pervert" lol

[ccppfan]

Here:

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Shinichi:

"This is Meitantei Kudo Shinichi's handphone! I'm busy right now, so... if it's a kidapping, press 1. If a person's missing, press 2. If it's a murder, press 3. If it's a robbery, press 4. If it's a special case not mentioned above, press 0."

"Shinichi!!! I'm Ran! If you don't come back soon I'm gonna press 120!!!!! *fumes*"
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Kaito:

"This is my homephone! I'm Kuroba Kaito but I'm not here right now~ So! If you're Nakamori-keibu, show me your police ID and press 1. If it's tantei-kun, deduce my mobile phone number yourself. If it's Akako, ask Lucifer for my mobile number. If it's Okaa-san, can I get some ice-cream? If it's Hakuba, why phone? Send me your hawk already!"

"Hello? This is AOKO!!!! What should I press?!?!"
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LOL. Enough for today. XD

[Eve]

Here:

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Shinichi:

"This is Meitantei Kudo Shinichi's handphone! I'm busy right now, so... if it's a kidapping, press 1. If a person's missing, press 2. If it's a murder, press 3. If it's a robbery, press 4. If it's a special case not mentioned above, press 0."

"Shinichi!!! I'm Ran! If you don't come back soon I'm gonna press 120!!!!! *fumes*"
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Kaito:

"This is my homephone! I'm Kuroba Kaito but I'm not here right now~ So! If you're Nakamori-keibu, show me your police ID and press 1. If it's tantei-kun, deduce my mobile phone number yourself. If it's Akako, ask Lucifer for my mobile number. If it's Okaa-san, can I get some ice-cream? If it's Hakuba, why phone? Send me your hawk already!"

"Hello? This is AOKO!!!! What should I press?!?!"
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LOL. Enough for today. XD

The first one... CUTE

2nd one--- WAHHHH LOL... True, I was wondering... Hmmm What should Aoko press, and you delivered the punch line XDDD

[kirite]

A section from the fic "The ability to ignore the obvious"by Kyoko-chann

Spoiler:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4714968/1/T ... he_Obvious

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"Ran. Listen. I'm....I'm........I'm Shinichi! Yes, thats right! I am Kudo Shinichi!!"

"....."

A few moments passed before Ran responded. Conan was shocked by her response.

"Oh, you're so funny Conan-kun! You crack me up!"

"Huh? Ran, its me! Look, without my glasses, I look like my real self!"

"It's because you're distantly related to Shinichi."

"Uh- um- Look at this voice-changing bowtie! I can make my real voice come out of here! See Ran? My real voice!"

"Hmm..that's a nice recording of Shinichi you got there, Conan-kun."

"Both me and Shinichi have the same birthday and blood type!"

"Now, Conan-kun, you're starting to annoy me with this outrageous story."

"I'm a super smart detective! I have a stun-gun watch that knocks your father out! I solve his cases!!"

"Hush, Conan! Father is a very good detective. I know you're jealous but..."

"I shrunk from a poison that day we went to Tropical Land!"

"Hmm...Shinichi told you about that day?"

"Haibara dressed up as me during the school play! I changed back from a temporary pill!"

"Conan, I highly doubt that sweet Ai-chan would be able to pass off as you. And, what pills are you taking? Are you on drugs?" Who's giving them to you??

"No, Ran, I'm not on drugs! A secret criminal organization is trying to kill me and everyone around me!! Believe me, Ran, please!!"

"......are you feeling OK, Conan-kun? I want you to go to bed! You're obviously sick, and delirious!"

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My favorite line would be "Are you on drugs?  Who's giving them to you?"

xDDD

[James Rye]

Thanks kirite, i´m still grinning like mad.

[ranger]

thats a good fanfic lol

my fave line is
"Conan, I highly doubt that sweet Ai-chan would be able to pass off as you"

lol

[Eve]

"Conan, I highly doubt that sweet Ai-chan would be able to pass off as you. And, what pills are you taking? Are you on drugs?" Who's giving them to you??

BEST PUNCHLINE yet ^___________^

[kirite]

""No, Ran, I'm not on drugs! A secret criminal organization is trying to kill me and everyone around me!! Believe me, Ran, please!!""

Best way to convince someone ever.

And oh here's a comic about Conan being helpful by One Winged Muse

Spoiler:

This explains everything!

[Eve]

""No, Ran, I'm not on drugs! A secret criminal organization is trying to kill me and everyone around me!! Believe me, Ran, please!!""

Best way to convince someone ever.

And oh here's a comic about Conan being helpful by One Winged Muse


[/spoiler]

LOL the best way indeed...

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Spoiler:

spoiler]

This explains everything!

XDDDDDD LOL... ROFL.... seriously what I have been thinking all along!!!!!

[sstimson]

A section from the fic "The ability to ignore the obvious"by Kyoko-chann

Spoiler:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4714968/1/T ... he_Obvious

-------

"Ran. Listen. I'm....I'm........I'm Shinichi! Yes, thats right! I am Kudo Shinichi!!"

"....."

A few moments passed before Ran responded. Conan was shocked by her response.

"Oh, you're so funny Conan-kun! You crack me up!"

"Huh? Ran, its me! Look, without my glasses, I look like my real self!"

"It's because you're distantly related to Shinichi."

"Uh- um- Look at this voice-changing bowtie! I can make my real voice come out of here! See Ran? My real voice!"

"Hmm..that's a nice recording of Shinichi you got there, Conan-kun."

"Both me and Shinichi have the same birthday and blood type!"

"Now, Conan-kun, you're starting to annoy me with this outrageous story."

"I'm a super smart detective! I have a stun-gun watch that knocks your father out! I solve his cases!!"

"Hush, Conan! Father is a very good detective. I know you're jealous but..."

"I shrunk from a poison that day we went to Tropical Land!"

"Hmm...Shinichi told you about that day?"

"Haibara dressed up as me during the school play! I changed back from a temporary pill!"

"Conan, I highly doubt that sweet Ai-chan would be able to pass off as you. And, what pills are you taking? Are you on drugs?" Who's giving them to you??

"No, Ran, I'm not on drugs! A secret criminal organization is trying to kill me and everyone around me!! Believe me, Ran, please!!"

"......are you feeling OK, Conan-kun? I want you to go to bed! You're obviously sick, and delirious!"

------

My favorite line would be "Are you on drugs?  Who's giving them to you?"

xDDD

Not in the Fan fic but should have been

Conan: Still do not believe me here is Sonoko, And Here Your Dad. And Here's YOU!!!