Funny Conan Captions 11

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Last week, [iurl=viewtopic.php?t=1812.0]Conan went disco[/iurl].

Your biggest challenge this week is to keep it clean!



and

[Zdm321]

"The newest upgrade to Conan's glasses: X-Ray Vision.  Now, Conan can see what people had for breakfast!"

and another!:

"Creative censorship at its finest."

[Kanou_Saizou]

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Last week, Conan went disco.

Your biggest challenge this week is to keep it clean!






"Jeremy and Eric were born as siamese twins, unfortunately the procedure used to separate them only caused complications"

[ccppfan]

Not-fat guy: Would you PLEASE get away from there? I need to go. Seriously.
Head: ................... Ew.

[tanteiconan1603]

Seriously, some suspects don't have the taste on where they will hide their victims..

[Vapid Philosophy]

Giving Birth.

[Misztina]

Get slim in no time with keepie uppie! (took ages to find this term in English)

[samcurt]

Last week, Conan went disco.

Your biggest challenge this week is to keep it clean!



(which won't be shown until mid-week)

Hey, is there something wrong with the clipart database? A human head for what's supposed to be a basketball?

[x64_02]

Always the boyscout, Icabod runs to work prepared.

Tommy keeps fit by jogging regularly while growing his own low fat head cheese.

Excited about his new corneas, James axed her neck and darted for the doctor's office.

Phillip attempts to dodge the draft by faking a pregnant x-ray.

"After his girlfriend died, no one can get Steve to change that shirt, it really stinks."

"Break our daughter up with her boyfriend, bring us back proof that they aren't together anymore, and I'll give you 10 thousand dollars."

After one look at Margaret, Opie knew, with the right hair cut, she would make the perfect bowling ball.

50% of marriages end in divorce.  0.0001% end up like this.

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Always the boyscout, Icabod runs to work prepared.

Tommy keeps fit by jogging regularly while growing his own low fat head cheese.

Excited about his new corneas, James axed her neck and darted for the doctor's office.

Phillip attempts to dodge the draft by faking a pregnant x-ray.

"After his girlfriend died, no one can get Steve to change that shirt, it really stinks."

"Break our daughter up with her boyfriend, bring us back proof that they aren't together anymore, and I'll give you 10 thousand dollars."

After one look at Margaret, Opie knew, with the right hair cut, she would make the perfect bowling ball.

50% of marriages end in divorce.  0.0001% end up like this.

  ROTFL!!  Those are great!

[cashman_11]

"Not only does this head make it harder to run, but also having a right foot that is twice the size of my left foot doesn't help." - ehh, not very funny, but seriously, why are his feet really different sizes?

[sstimson]

Last week, Conan went disco.

Your biggest challenge this week is to keep it clean!

He figured out that the only way to stay ahead of the other runners was to  KEEP A HEAD ( great a new place for puns )

Later

[ssjup81]

I can't think of a caption, but I am curious.  Where is that from? 

[samcurt]

I can't think of a caption, but I am curious.  Where is that from? 

Mountain Bandanged Person Case, manga vol. 5.

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I can't think of a caption, but I am curious.  Where is that from? 

Mountain Bandanged Person Case, manga vol. 5.

Yep.  Episodes 34 and 35.