None of these are by me. Some of you should know these...
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Kaito is seen by a cop while changing into his hat, suit, and monocle
Cop- You're under arrest, Kaitou Kid!
Kaito-I'm not KID! I am, uh... just going to a costume party!... and I am going as a ...
looks himself over...as a pimp?
Cop-
satisfied Ah! Have a nice day, sir.
The cop leaves. After gaping for a couple seconds, Kaito turns to a bystander.
Kaito- Do I really look like a pimp?
The bystander nods.
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Piss Poor Pick-up lines, example #1
Heiji- Kazuha, you have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?
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Conan is explaining the facts of life to a murderer via sleeping Kogoro.
"Sleeping" Kogoro- -but you made one mistake. That's right, I found the bottle. It is going to come back from the lab with your fingerprints all over it.
Meguire looks impressed. Ran cheers. Ai and Takagi have a "why didn't I think of that" look on their face. Murderer seethes for a few seconds before smiling.
The Murderer- Good deduction, but you made one mistake. I never threw the revolver into the river!
The Murderer draws a revolver, kills Meguire, shoots Kogoro between the eyes, and skillfully kills Ran, Ai, and Takagi with one bullet each before commiting suicide.
Conan- peeking over the remains of Kogoro's head Wow, that went ...very poorly.
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Ai is staring into a petri dish. Agasa enters.
Agasa- Whatcha' looking at?
Ai- Dumb-ss Shinichi ate some APTX 4869 by mistake and now he's a zygote. Don't worry, you'll be able to talk to him in nine months.
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Watching Mitsuhiko attempting to flirt with Ayumi.
Genta- Those two could make the dumbest babies ever.
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During a heist, KID runs outside with a gem
Kaitou Kid- Now to see if you are Pandora...
Hold gem to the sky only to realize that it is overcast... Oh, hell.
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Yusaku is attempting to give a bedtime story at a Ran/Shinichi sleepover.
Yusaku - Now, this is the story of Little Red Riding-
Shinichi - 5 years old - I wanna Three Pigs story!
Yusaku-
sighs The Three Little Pigs and the Big, Bad, Wolf. I've told that story to you, both of you, over 70 times. Let's try something el-
Shinichi - I WANNA THREE PIGS STORY!
Ran- 5 years old ME TOO!
Yusaku-
sternly Don't talk over me, Shinichi. normally Now I suggest that-
Ran and Shinichi - THREE PIGS! THREE PIGS! THREE PIGS! THREE PIGS! THREE PIGS!
Yusaku-
warningly Hey! Hey! Don't talk over me!
Ran and Shinichi - THREE PIGS! THREE PIGS! THREE PIGS! THREE PIGS! THREE PIGS!
Yusaku-
breaking point FINE! You want it? I'll give you the the Three Pigs story! With a twist!
At 3:00 A.M, Shinichi and Ran are awake, curled into balls under their blankets, and hiding in the closet.
Ran -
chanting There's no such thing as serial killers, there's no such thing as serial killers, there's no such thing as-
Shinichi - Ohhh, man... Do you think the townsfolk will ever find that pig's head?
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Batman has confronted KID
Batman - I am the Dark Knight!
Kid-
thinking Wait, Kudo once acted as a dark knight in that play...
speaks Shinichi?
Batman- What the f-ck? No! DARKER!
Kid- Hattori?
(A/N - Mind of Mencia rules!)
By Xlater at fanfiction dot net:
Hey, I have an idea, let's have a THIS SUCKS / NO THIS SUCKS / NO YOU / NO YOU argument for a couple pages, that will really be great. - Ingmar
Reminds me of..
