I had hoped it would never come to this...

[Chekhov MacGuffin]

Dus is a mod in the German forums. I learned something new.

[Vylash]

o.O

[Akonyl]

Dus is a mod in the German forums. I learned something new.

sounds like chek has a thing for authority... 

You are all crazy! Nome and Akonyl. Hopefully it doesn't remind Akonyl and he steals Shin's onion peeler!

What? I don't understand what you are saying. I don't want Dus to die D:

yeah, and I'd never peel nom D:

[Yurikochan]

Dus is a mod in the German forums. I learned something new.

sounds like chek has a thing for authority... 

You are all crazy! Nome and Akonyl. Hopefully it doesn't remind Akonyl and he steals Shin's onion peeler!

What? I don't understand what you are saying. I don't want Dus to die D:

yeah, and I'd never peel nom D:

My introduction topic you were going to kill Nome...

[Akonyl]

My introduction topic you were going to kill Nome...

whaa, I don't remember that D:

but *sleeps anyway*

[Vylash]

Dus is a mod in the German forums. I learned something new.

sounds like chek has a thing for authority... 

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*writes that down*

[nomemory]

My introduction topic you were going to kill Nome...

whaa, I don't remember that D:

but *sleeps anyway*

He did? *don't remember*

[Conia]

*Clears throat*
...
On behalf of bluekaitou1412, I'm delivering an appropiate presentation.

Welcome!

First and foremost, if you're a girl, watch out for this very perverted old puppy (yeah, old puppy, read: xpon) that stalks ladies and steal their undies. Ah, right, we need gender info here, gender! How can we protect you (if you're a girl) if we don't know your gender? We may lose a member! Yes! And, if you're a boy, you need not to worry for anything, though Abs. or PhoenixTears may recruit you to their harem, it's normal, don't get freaked out.

I'll also take this as an opportunity to introduce you to our organization, the JDC. For more info, go here and here. We accept anyone-- just tell us your expertise and skills. Participating in conquering Japan is fun, don't you think? I would like to advertise nomemory's Onionhead Fan Club too. You may join her in her quest to become an onion master.

Oh, another thing, if you come across Girl19 here, don't pick up a fight (or even discuss something with her) if you don't want to get your ass kicked. Stay away from Kleene Onigiri, too, if she wants to make you her new punching bag-- yes, riceballs can punch. Be wary of Eve for she is, well, dangerous. I need not to elaborate.

Don't worry about that shadow behind you. That's probably Conia-- if not, then it's Shadowman, who else? Another one here named Akonyl likes bees. He's the Bee Princess, so he expects you to pay homage to him and give him wasp presents.

Don't worry, you'll meet lots of friends in the course of your stay here, like bears, onions, mad scientists, and ninja assassins. A lot of skirmishes happen between members, and you might get involved, but please do not try to even utter a single insult against Ai, if you don't want to be squashed, chopped, burned, tortured, pitch-forked or poked by the AiCons. Of course, the same applies to Kaitou KID. Though I reckon it's covered already by the mods.

I'm bluekaitou1412, btw. I'm married to a cookie, and have a cat for a pet. (I'll be absent in the Forum for a while though)

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So, again, I welcome you here, and please don't hesitate in praising Haibara, many people do that, you'll pass unadverted in front of the mods eyes. Go off-topic (Even in Off-Topic), annoy people-- just go and have fun.



Lastly, we have a record man here

[Dus]

A record man? And I don't know what you're talking about, but it makes me feel...manly.

Wow you guys sure sound crazy, I'll be on my toes. I've already joined the onion club.

[Conia]

102 posts per day.

[nomemory]

A record man? And I don't know what you're talking about, but it makes me feel...manly.

Wow you guys sure sound crazy, I'll be on my toes. I've already joined the onion club.

[Dus]

Btw, I can only think of one reason you're not a member of our forum yet:
You haven't seen our smileys:

@Conia: I know, but it has decreased quite a lot by then.

[Conia]

@Conia: I know, but it has decreased quite a lot by then.

I wouldn't expect you to keep it up either I dunno who holds the biggest amount at the moment, I should check...

EDIT: Shira.

[nomemory]

Btw, I can only think of one reason you're not a member of our forum yet:
You haven't seen our smileys:

Spoiler:

@Conia: I know, but it has decreased quite a lot by then.

Must resist temptation....

[mangaluva]

Btw, I can only think of one reason you're not a member of our forum yet:
You haven't seen our smileys:

Spoiler:

@Conia: I know, but it has decreased quite a lot by then.

Must resist temptation....

This was clearly made specifically for nomemory.