post your dc jokes here! :D

[Found]

title explains it all.. joke could be a one-liner, a short story, a knock-knock joke, anything as long as it's funny AND it's related to dc. the only rule is that it can't be perverted.. so go ahead and post! ^^

[ccppfan]

One day, Vermouth was hanging out when Vodka ran over and showed her an apple with a caterpillar in it and asked, "Why's there a caterpillar in the apple?? What's it doing there?" Vermouth shrugged, smiled mysteriously and replied, "A secret makes an insect, insect..."

[bluekaitou1412]

One day, Vermouth was hanging out when Vodka ran over and showed her an apple with a caterpillar in it and asked, "Why's there a caterpillar in the apple?? What's it doing there?" Vermouth shrugged, smiled mysteriously and replied, "A secret makes an insect, insect..."

LOL LOL LOL LOL

[sstimson]

I do not know if this counts. After all it is a VERY OLD JOKE.

Conan keeps taking a bite out of crime

( cut to a picture of Gin missing an arm that has been BITTEN OFF )

Later

[bluekaitou1412]

Conan: I finally knew why you're always dressed in white... *grin*
KID: coz it's easy to hide?
Conan: No. coz it's your favorite color.

This corny joke is NOT made by me.
From a friend after he watched Kaitou Kid's Teleportation Magic.

[x64_02]

Gin and Vodka, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The monk had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning to the Vodka, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?" To which he replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play The Macarena for me one last time?"

"Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to Gin and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"

"Please, kill me first."


Eri and a collegue are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.

While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on Eri jams something in her friend's hand.

Without looking down, her friend whispers, "What is this?" to which Eri replies, "It's that $50 I owe you."

[Shinran]

FFFF I was bored when I wrote this:

Just as Conan was about to shoot Kogoro with the tranquilizer watch, the detective folded his arms and laughed. “This case is way to easy for the Sleeping Kogoro!â€

[kkslider5552000]

I added dialogue to Movie 5. Starting with the 2nd half of it and ending with right after Haibara and Conan find the murderer. (although clearly they were at the end when it randomly went to the middle of the movie)

23:07 kkslider5552000 : there once was a man named the SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
23:07 kkslider5552000 : AMAZING STORY
23:08 kkslider5552000 : WHY IS THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE NOW
23:08 kkslider5552000 : that's not how movies work
23:08 sasule93 : yea
23:08 kkslider5552000 : ...
23:08 kkslider5552000 : Pulp Fiction joke?
23:08 kkslider5552000 : OH GOD IT'S IT'S
23:08 kkslider5552000 : SPIDEYMAN
23:09 conan5 : this is one of my favorite movies
23:09 kkslider5552000 : QUICKLY GET SPIDEYMAN DOWN
23:09 kkslider5552000 : I MUST HAVE HIS AUTOGRAPH
23:09 kkslider5552000 : OR HIS MINE
23:09 kkslider5552000 : NO
23:09 kkslider5552000 : IT'S JUST BLACK CAT
23:09 kkslider5552000 : THE LAMP DID IT
23:09 kkslider5552000 : sake cup
23:09 kkslider5552000 : WHATEVER
23:10 kkslider5552000 : I only talk to myself cause I have no friend~
23:10 conan5 : rhfiesy fhweihfoeirfgwuefgaruofewrhet
23:10 kkslider5552000 : Black Cat was on stage
23:10 kkslider5552000 : with a black cat
23:10 kkslider5552000 : and the manga black cat
23:10 conan5 : i know
23:11 kkslider5552000 : Ok so the people here are Black Cat (the super hero), movie 1 villian's apprentice (aka useless dude), the old man on the moon, and of course
23:11 conan5 : spiderman
23:11 kkslider5552000 : *drumroll*
23:12 sasule93 : it was the old huy
23:12 conan5 : drumroll going
23:12 kkslider5552000 : A COW
23:12 kkslider5552000 : IT WAS THE COW
23:12 sasule93 : fat cow
23:12 kkslider5552000 : NO I'm lack toast intolerant!
23:12 kkslider5552000 : No, that was a lie
23:12 kkslider5552000 : I, Mouri Kogoro wanted some money and flashing signs
23:12 kkslider5552000 : so I decided
23:13 kkslider5552000 : THE MURDERER IS YOU
23:13 kkslider5552000 : wait, Mouri, we aren't THAT CORRUPT
23:13 kkslider5552000 : SHUT UP OR I'LL USE INTERNET MEMES
23:13 conan5 : who's the muderer
23:13 kkslider5552000 : HEHOWHOWHOWHOHEE
23:13 kkslider5552000 : I BELIEVE I AM A GIRAFFE
23:13 conan5 : wtf
23:14 kkslider5552000 : SO I THROW YOU
23:14 conan5 : throw who
23:14 kkslider5552000 : Haibara...you weird
23:14 sasule93 : they should make one where mouri is framed
23:14 kkslider5552000 : Sonoko: SOME PEOPLE YO
23:14 conan5 : they already did
23:14 sasule93 : haibara just needs to go die
23:14 kkslider5552000 : you are a terrible person
23:14 sasule93 : they did?
23:15 conan5 : yeah can't remember what episode
23:15 sasule93 : ooo
23:15 kkslider5552000 : GIN....
23:15 sasule93 : gins good
23:15 kkslider5552000 : What? Was I supposed to recap the plot again because I saw some alcahol?
23:15 kkslider5552000 : ...yeah, probably
23:15 kkslider5552000 : lol wut
23:16 kkslider5552000 : EXPLOUD USED EXPLODE OMG PARADOX
23:16 conan5 : what
23:16 sasule93 : didnt see that comeing
23:16 kkslider5552000 : (exploud is a pokemon in case you don't like awesome games)
23:16 sasule93 : i didnt know u could have a 4th floor basement
23:16 kkslider5552000 : Shiratori's hair is too powerful for me to make dialogue for
23:16 conan5 : me neither
23:16 kkslider5552000 : hence why I haven't
23:17 kkslider5552000 : TAKE THE FAT MEN TO THE ELEVATOR
23:17 kkslider5552000 : THAT MEANS ME
23:17 kkslider5552000 : ***
23:17 kkslider5552000 : ...oh that sounded like a cable breaki-SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
23:17 conan5 : oh well
23:17 kkslider5552000 : *wild Megure has die-er...fainted*
23:17 conan5 : too bad
23:18 kkslider5552000 : Go, Conan-kun.
23:18 conan5 : yeah right
23:18 kkslider5552000 : You weigh more than me Ran-niiichan =(
23:18 kkslider5552000 : especially your butt
23:18 conan5 : OK
23:18 sasule93 : recap back to the car
23:19 kkslider5552000 : Shiratori...how am I still alive (said MegurE)
23:19 kkslider5552000 : 66
23:19 kkslider5552000 : 2/3 the devil?
23:19 kkslider5552000 : FORESHADOWING?!
23:19 conan5 : is this a story
23:19 kkslider5552000 : conan movies are just one big foreshadow
23:19 sasule93 : yea
23:19 conan5 : indeed
23:19 kkslider5552000 : i make the dialogue better
23:19 sasule93 : oo a car for no reason
23:19 sasule93 : oo wait they use it
23:19 Wolf : im bored
23:19 Wolf : so w/e
23:20 kkslider5552000 : You know, I'm from the people who blew up the building. You're too dumb to know that so ok
23:20 kkslider5552000 : said Haibara
23:20 kkslider5552000 : Detective Boys: lol wut
23:20 conan5 : good story your telling us
23:20 kkslider5552000 : WE MUST FIND THE GOLDEN TICKETS
23:20 conan5 : i found them
23:20 kkslider5552000 : THEY  ARE IN THIS FIRE
23:20 kkslider5552000 : I wanna see an Umpa Lumpa!
23:20 conan5 : i'm not getting them
23:21 kkslider5552000 : Please enter: Especially you, cow
23:21 sasule93 : go fatboy go
23:21 sasule93 : no dont stop
23:21 sasule93 : i see u
23:21 conan5 : DON'T STOP
23:21 kkslider5552000 : thank you convenient hair plot device!
23:22 sasule93 : cut that damn hair ***
23:22 kkslider5552000 : OMG GIN WITH WHITE HAIR BEFORE 345 FFFFFFFFFF
23:22 kkslider5552000 : Sonoko still rules
23:22 kkslider5552000 : that 2 seconds of 10 facial expressions from her should prove that
23:22 conan5 : yea
23:23 kkslider5552000 : FALCON KICK
23:23 sasule93 : free running right there
23:23 kkslider5552000 : B UP ATTACK
23:23 conan5 : wtf
23:23 kkslider5552000 : Link's Grappling hook?
23:23 kkslider5552000 : I'VE FOUND YOU ANCIENT MINISTER!
23:23 kkslider5552000 : WHY ARE YOU BLOWING UP BUILDINGS
23:23 kkslider5552000 : And this one connects to Cloudy Park
23:24 sasule93 : i see y japans #1 for air pollutaion
23:24 kkslider5552000 : Coo the Owl is there
23:24 conan5 : There going to die aren't they
23:24 kkslider5552000 : Vodka: COO THE OWL?!
23:24 kkslider5552000 :
23:24 kkslider5552000 : Vodka = huge Kirby fan
23:24 kkslider5552000 : true story
23:24 kkslider5552000 : read it on a fanfic
23:24 conan5 : amazing
23:24 kkslider5552000 : so it's true
23:24 kkslider5552000 : KABOOM
23:24 kkslider5552000 : /Wind Waker battleship parody dude form Windfall Island
23:24 kkslider5552000 : KABOOM
23:25 kkslider5552000 : SPLISH
23:25 sasule93 : look up there i see someone taking a crap
23:25 kkslider5552000 : RAN DID YOU SEE MY DOG IMPRESSION?!
23:25 kkslider5552000 : Ran: YOU ARE ALWAYS A DOG. OH SNAP!
23:25 sasule93 : oo reca back to the fire hoes
23:25 conan5 : What m0v!e is this
23:26 sasule93 : recap*
23:26 kkslider5552000 : Mistuhiko: I'm the only Detective Boy that isn't a teenager or 2 dimensional!
23:26 kkslider5552000 : movie 5
23:26 sasule93 : 5
23:26 kkslider5552000 : Ran: I've always imagined that I would do this with Shinichi
23:26 sasule93 : he is
23:26 kkslider5552000 : Ran: Maybe when you are older I'll say what that really means
23:27 kkslider5552000 : Ran: Shinichi, forgive me for doing this fantasy without you!
23:27 sasule93 : someone turn the hoes on
23:27 kkslider5552000 : good coincidence
23:27 sasule93 : im horny
23:27 sasule93 : lol
23:27 kkslider5552000 : OMG SHINICHI YOU'RE A GIANT
23:27 kkslider5552000 : BUT I HAPPY
23:27 kkslider5552000 : FIRE
23:27 sasule93 : that would snap ur neck
23:28 kkslider5552000 : Ran: FALCON KICK?
23:28 kkslider5552000 : Ran: GANONDORF KICK
23:28 conan5 : Amazing kick
23:28 kkslider5552000 : Conan: NO RAN! Only 1 vs. 1. Falco and Shiek only. TOURNAMENTS
23:28 sasule93 : wheres my slateboard im about to tear this thing up
23:28 kkslider5552000 : Kogoro: Mario Kart is better
23:28 conan5 changed their nickname to conan5.
23:29 kkslider5552000 : AGASA WHERE ARE THE ROBOT MASTERS?!
23:29 conan5 : abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
23:29 sasule93 : there it is
23:29 kkslider5552000 : GEminiman, Pharoahman, Airman, where are you!?
23:29 conan5 : dead
23:29 sasule93 : thats a fast elavator
23:30 kkslider5552000 : CONAN USED ITEM NUMBER 2 FFFFFFFFF
23:30 kkslider5552000 : I'll GET YOU HEATMAN
23:30 kkslider5552000 : BUT I CAN'T GET ITEM 2
23:30 sasule93 : i pay big money fr that skateboard
23:30 kkslider5552000 : I NEED TO BEAT AIRMAN!
23:31 kkslider5552000 : But I NEED TO BEAT WOODMAN
23:31 sasule93 : get ur fatass up
23:31 kkslider5552000 : BUT I NEED TO BEAT HEATMAN TO BEAT WOODMAN
23:31 kkslider5552000 : BUT I NEED AIRMAN TO GET ITEM NUMBER 2 TO GET TO HEATMAN
23:31 kkslider5552000 : I CAN'T BEAT AIRMAN
23:31 sasule93 : how now brown cow
23:32 kkslider5552000 : that obscure reference is brought to you by Beika Soda. If it isn't Beika, it isn't in Conan's world.
23:32 kkslider5552000 : THE ART INSTRICTOR, PAINT ROLLER
23:32 kkslider5552000 : WHO ARE YOU
23:32 kkslider5552000 : I'M THE GODDAMN CONANMAN
23:33 kkslider5552000 : At the part, you flew to Mt. Fuji to get a sword.
23:33 kkslider5552000 : It said, "Don't worry, be happy
23:33 kkslider5552000 : The pearl I found was a whale
23:33 kkslider5552000 : Cause I'm a kid
23:33 kkslider5552000 : ...*cough*
23:33 kkslider5552000 : spongebob...
23:33 kkslider5552000 : you know...
23:33 kkslider5552000 : Haibara: what

I miss DCTV. =(




and really, what was the point of the apprentice of the movie 1 villian being there? He did nothing. EVER.

[Shinran]

I do not know his meaning of being there. Maybe he's a secret agent working for the FBI/CIA and actually is in the Black Organization?

[ccppfan]

I found this at FanFiction.net.

Kobayashi-sensei: Don't take drugs kids! It'll stall your growth.
Ai: Two words can't describe the irony I feel.......

[tantei okuoku]

Oh My Gosh I laughed so much when I read that

[Found]

thanks for the contributions guys! ^^ i'm still thinking for some of mine but since my schoolwork is so tedious i'll be only able to think during weekends. keep 'em coming..

[ccppfan]

Conan: *into voice changer* So, the culprit is...
Kogoro: *wakes up from dream* OKINO YOKO-CHAN!!!!!! <3
Culprit: what.

LOL.

[bluekaitou1412]

Conan: *into voice changer* So, the culprit is...
Kogoro: *wakes up from dream* OKINO YOKO-CHAN!!!!!! <3
Culprit: what.

LOL.

hope that happens

[Found]

Conan: *into voice changer* So, the culprit is...
Kogoro: *wakes up from dream* OKINO YOKO-CHAN!!!!!! <3
Culprit: what.

LOL.

hahaha!!!