Random Quotes of the Day...

[Conia]

SLM: What's the name of those things that fly with helium? (Answer -->Zeppelin)
SSS: Helicopters?

[Holmes]

OH, HERE THIS ONE IS AWESOME.

Detective Conan once aired in Argentina, people remember it but are not sure enough. One day I´m taliking with a friend:

"Hey, do you remember Detective Conan, I´m really fond of it right now and watching it." - me
"Oh yes, I know Detective Conan, it is the cartoon of the Boy who ate a drug and turned into a Teenager right?" - friend.

*FACEPALM*

[Callid]

OH, HERE THIS ONE IS AWESOME.

Detective Conan once aired in Argentina, people remember it but are not sure enough. One day I´m taliking with a friend:

"Hey, do you remember Detective Conan, I´m really fond of it right now and watching it." - me
"Oh yes, I know Detective Conan, it is the cartoon of the Boy who ate a drug and turned into a Teenager right?" - friend.

*FACEPALM*

THAT eould also be an interesting story XD
Could it be your friend only saw the first few episodes of Desperate Revival?

[Holmes]

OH, HERE THIS ONE IS AWESOME.

Detective Conan once aired in Argentina, people remember it but are not sure enough. One day I´m taliking with a friend:

"Hey, do you remember Detective Conan, I´m really fond of it right now and watching it." - me
"Oh yes, I know Detective Conan, it is the cartoon of the Boy who ate a drug and turned into a Teenager right?" - friend.

*FACEPALM*

THAT eould also be an interesting story XD
Could it be your friend only saw the first few episodes of Desperate Revival?

No, he wanted to seem like he knew DC but instead made a TERRIBLE FAIL.

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For baka1412 to get back on topic

"What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! / how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how / express and admirable! in action how like an angel! / in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the / world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, / what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not / me." - Hamlet, Act II, Scene II

In case you ever wonder how Shakespeare describes people.

[Eve]

First scene comes to mind:
First Clown:
A pestilence on him for a mad rogue! 'a pour'd a flagon
of Rhenish on my head once. This same skull, sir, was, sir,
Yorick's skull, the King's jester.

Hamlet:
This? [Takes the skull]

First Clown:
E'en that.

Hamlet:
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it.

Hamlet Act 5, scene 1

[Akonyl]

I bite my thumb at thee!

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I bite my thumb at thee!

Now now... let's not start a fight here. OR talk about having longer swords

[Eve]

I bite my thumb at thee!

Now now... let's not start a fight here. OR talk about having longer swords

was that intended? since Hamlet was basically fights

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I bite my thumb at thee!

Now now... let's not start a fight here. OR talk about having longer swords

was that intended? since Hamlet was basically fights

That was Shakespearean humour... I hope none of the young'uns get it. Hamlet wasn't all fights; you left out the showing-the-stepfather-what-he-did-to-the-last-Hamlet's-blood-father part. You also left out the funny interlude of murders that had the wrong target (e.g. Hamlet trying to kill a snitch, instead killed his son, who was innocent).

Here's another quote:
"War doesn't determine who's right, but who's left." (True and funny; applicable to the mafia forum games)

[Callid]

"Shinjitsu wa itsumo hitotsu!" - Conan, Detective Conan
"Thank you, best of my friends!" - last line of the last ending, Hunter X Hunter
"Kimi ga iru!" - awesome line of the special last ending, Hikaru no Go

[PokerFace312]

"Either on the streets or in the light fame, we're all the same." - Amanda Falk (Fragile)

Actually just the whole song Fragile. And Lonely. And Broken. And Diamond. Oh, and Beautiful. Endless as well. Okay, I'm done. And Charade.

[Eve]

Yah, recently I saw one of my colleague watch The Holy Grail, so here it is:

Guard: Where'd you get the coconuts?
Arthur: We found them.
Guard: Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical!
Arthur: What do you mean?
Guard: Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!
Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
Guard: ... Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

King Arthur: I am your king.
Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: [grabs Dennis] Shut up! Will you shut up?!
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: [shakes Dennis] Shut up!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Arthur: Bloody Peasant!

Head Knight: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
King Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods--
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
King Arthur: Oh, ow!
Head Knight: We shall say "Ni" again to you, if you do not appease us.
King Arthur: Well, what do you want?
Head Knight: We want a shrubbery!! [jarring chord]

"Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"..."
God, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"


"Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite."
King Arthur, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

"The BBC would like to apologize for the next announcement."
BBC Voiceover, "Monty Python's Flying Circus"

King of Swamp Castle: "Listen, Alice..."
Prince Herbert: "Herbert."
King of Swamp Castle: "Herbert..."

God: "What are you doing now?"
King Arthur: "Averting our eyes, oh Lord."
God: "Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!"

Sir Lancelot: "We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril."
Sir Galahad: "I don't think I was."
Sir Lancelot: "Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril."
Sir Galahad: "Look, let me go back in there and face the peril."
Sir Lancelot: "No, it's too perilous."
Sir Galahad: "Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can."
Sir Lancelot: "No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on."
Sir Galahad: "Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?"
Sir Lancelot: "No. It's unhealthy."
Sir Galahad: "I bet you're gay."
Sir Lancelot: "Am not."

[after slicing one of the Black Knight's arms off]
King Arthur: "Now stand aside, worthy adversary."
Black Knight: "'Tis but a scratch."
King Arthur: "A scratch? Your arm's off."
Black Knight: "No it isn't."
King Arthur: "What's that, then?"
Black Knight: "[after a pause] I've had worse."
King Arthur: "You liar."
Black Knight: "Come on ya pansy."
[King Arthur has just cut the Black Knight's last leg off]
Black Knight: "Okay, we'll call it a draw."
King Arthur: [Preparing to leave] "Come, Patsy."
[King Arthur and Patsy ride off]
Black Knight: [calling after King Arthur] "Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take what's coming to you, you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!"

King of Swamp Castle: "You only killed the bride's father, you know."
Sir Lancelot: "Well, I didn't mean to."
King of Swamp Castle: "Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head."
Sir Lancelot: "Oh dear... is he all right?"

[Tanner-kun]

"when life gives you lemons you chuck them back at life" -some guy in another forum said this when he left the game and started a off topic war with members throwing oranges at each other and some making profit opening a fruit stand.

[Holmes]

"Tell me what you cherish most ... Give me the pleasure of taking it away. " - Sephiroth (FFVII: Advent Children)

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Yah, recently I saw one of my colleague watch The Holy Grail, so here it is:

Guard: Where'd you get the coconuts?
Arthur: We found them.
Guard: Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical!
Arthur: What do you mean?
Guard: Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!
Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
Guard: ... Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

King Arthur: I am your king.
Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: [grabs Dennis] Shut up! Will you shut up?!
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: [shakes Dennis] Shut up!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Arthur: Bloody Peasant!

Head Knight: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
King Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods--
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
King Arthur: Oh, ow!
Head Knight: We shall say "Ni" again to you, if you do not appease us.
King Arthur: Well, what do you want?
Head Knight: We want a shrubbery!! [jarring chord]

"Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"..."
God, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"


"Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite."
King Arthur, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

"The BBC would like to apologize for the next announcement."
BBC Voiceover, "Monty Python's Flying Circus"

King of Swamp Castle: "Listen, Alice..."
Prince Herbert: "Herbert."
King of Swamp Castle: "Herbert..."

God: "What are you doing now?"
King Arthur: "Averting our eyes, oh Lord."
God: "Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!"

Sir Lancelot: "We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril."
Sir Galahad: "I don't think I was."
Sir Lancelot: "Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril."
Sir Galahad: "Look, let me go back in there and face the peril."
Sir Lancelot: "No, it's too perilous."
Sir Galahad: "Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can."
Sir Lancelot: "No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on."
Sir Galahad: "Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?"
Sir Lancelot: "No. It's unhealthy."
Sir Galahad: "I bet you're gay."
Sir Lancelot: "Am not."

[after slicing one of the Black Knight's arms off]
King Arthur: "Now stand aside, worthy adversary."
Black Knight: "'Tis but a scratch."
King Arthur: "A scratch? Your arm's off."
Black Knight: "No it isn't."
King Arthur: "What's that, then?"
Black Knight: "[after a pause] I've had worse."
King Arthur: "You liar."
Black Knight: "Come on ya pansy."
[King Arthur has just cut the Black Knight's last leg off]
Black Knight: "Okay, we'll call it a draw."
King Arthur: [Preparing to leave] "Come, Patsy."
[King Arthur and Patsy ride off]
Black Knight: [calling after King Arthur] "Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take what's coming to you, you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!"

King of Swamp Castle: "You only killed the bride's father, you know."
Sir Lancelot: "Well, I didn't mean to."
King of Swamp Castle: "Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head."
Sir Lancelot: "Oh dear... is he all right?"

This movie is excellent.