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Re: Dear Off Topic, if I never post again I have been murder

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sstimson wrote: The Bees request to know if you are willing to do anything to allow them to get their honey. They said that if they went else where, their honey would taste rotten. Face it. You got the best tasting flowers. Also that sugar water just does not cut it. If you tell them where, They are quite willing on letting you have a taste, And let me tell you it taste better than anything you can even think ok. There are just no words to describe how good it taste.
So, Akonyl. I don't see any other option than to burn your flowers in the garden. *takes out flamethrower* But of course, if I accidentally burn your house down too, I won't take responsibility.
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sstimson wrote: Well the Bees ask me to kick when your down but as I told them I only kick in defense, they agreed to have me kick you every time you hurt even a bees feeling. As I believe you done that at least five times now, the bees suggested one very hard kick would do, and Kleene seem to be missing so it looks like the next kick is going to be a good one.

Are you ready?

* Kickes Akonyl very hard using a steel toed boot in the ankle *

oh bye the way the Bees ask you to stop attacking them. They are only trying to make honey for Girls 19 Cookies
*pulls sstimsons leg while he tries to kick akonyl so sstimson falls over* No Akonyl kicking while I'm not around! D:

And why am I supposed to betray Akonyl automatically? D:

And why am I not an Akonyland citizen? D:

*put up a trap for the bees - water with sugar in it* fufufufu~
* pull out a auto inflate air bag and lands on that *

Well now that you are around is it ok?
But if you start kicking him too now, then I need to reduce my punching on him too... so my answer is no.

bluekaitou1412 wrote:
Akonyl wrote:
Kleene Onigiri wrote:
bluekaitou1412 wrote:
Akonyl wrote: I would like to think that countries can't speak.
But riceballs do?
Of course. Silly question.
seriously, I thought everybody knew this.
well sorry, we don't have talking riceballs in blueville
Doesn't mean they don't exist! D:
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Re: Dear Off Topic, if I never post again I have been murder

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Kleene Onigiri wrote:
bluekaitou1412 wrote:
Akonyl wrote:
Kleene Onigiri wrote:
bluekaitou1412 wrote:
Akonyl wrote: I would like to think that countries can't speak.
But riceballs do?
Of course. Silly question.
seriously, I thought everybody knew this.
well sorry, we don't have talking riceballs in blueville
Doesn't mean they don't exist! D:
Doesn't mean they do exist! D:
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bluekaitou1412 wrote:
Kleene Onigiri wrote:
bluekaitou1412 wrote:
Akonyl wrote:
Kleene Onigiri wrote:
bluekaitou1412 wrote:
Akonyl wrote: I would like to think that countries can't speak.
But riceballs do?
Of course. Silly question.
seriously, I thought everybody knew this.
well sorry, we don't have talking riceballs in blueville
Doesn't mean they don't exist! D:
Doesn't mean they do exist! D:
I never saw you personally either and I don't go around and doubt your existence! D:
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Kleene Onigiri wrote:
bluekaitou1412 wrote:
Kleene Onigiri wrote:
bluekaitou1412 wrote:
Akonyl wrote:
Kleene Onigiri wrote:
bluekaitou1412 wrote:
Akonyl wrote: I would like to think that countries can't speak.
But riceballs do?
Of course. Silly question.
seriously, I thought everybody knew this.
well sorry, we don't have talking riceballs in blueville
Doesn't mean they don't exist! D:
Doesn't mean they do exist! D:
I never saw you personally either and I don't go around and doubt your existence! D:
You can doubt all you can, the hell I care! I still insist that you're not supposed to exist! <-- dumb response

I knew it... someone is pulling the strings around here! WHERE IS THE REAL KLEENE?! <-- even dumber response
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bluekaitou1412 wrote:
Kleene Onigiri wrote:
bluekaitou1412 wrote:
Kleene Onigiri wrote:
bluekaitou1412 wrote:
Akonyl wrote:
Kleene Onigiri wrote:
bluekaitou1412 wrote:
Akonyl wrote: I would like to think that countries can't speak.
But riceballs do?
Of course. Silly question.
seriously, I thought everybody knew this.
well sorry, we don't have talking riceballs in blueville
Doesn't mean they don't exist! D:
Doesn't mean they do exist! D:
I never saw you personally either and I don't go around and doubt your existence! D:
You can doubt all you can, the hell I care! I still insist that you're not supposed to exist! <-- dumb response

I knew it... someone is pulling the strings around here! WHERE IS THE REAL KLEENE?! <-- even dumber response
Maybe there was no Kleene from the beginning? :x fufufufufu~
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Kleene Onigiri wrote:
sstimson wrote: The Bees request to know if you are willing to do anything to allow them to get their honey. They said that if they went else where, their honey would taste rotten. Face it. You got the best tasting flowers. Also that sugar water just does not cut it. If you tell them where, They are quite willing on letting you have a taste, And let me tell you it taste better than anything you can even think ok. There are just no words to describe how good it taste.
So, Akonyl. I don't see any other option than to burn your flowers in the garden. *takes out flamethrower* But of course, if I accidentally burn your house down too, I won't take responsibility.
That's the worst solution I've heard D:

I'm sorry the bees wanna get in on these awesome flowers, but it's not gonna happen. And I shouldn't have to destroy my garden just because they want to steal it from me!
Kleene Onigiri wrote: Maybe there was no Kleene from the beginning? :x fufufufufu~
Say it ain't so!
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Akonyl wrote:
Kleene Onigiri wrote:
sstimson wrote: The Bees request to know if you are willing to do anything to allow them to get their honey. They said that if they went else where, their honey would taste rotten. Face it. You got the best tasting flowers. Also that sugar water just does not cut it. If you tell them where, They are quite willing on letting you have a taste, And let me tell you it taste better than anything you can even think ok. There are just no words to describe how good it taste.
So, Akonyl. I don't see any other option than to burn your flowers in the garden. *takes out flamethrower* But of course, if I accidentally burn your house down too, I won't take responsibility.
That's the worst solution I've heard D:

I'm sorry the bees wanna get in on these awesome flowers, but it's not gonna happen. And I shouldn't have to destroy my garden just because they want to steal it from me!
Any better ideas then? D:

Well, we could manipulate the flowers wit a substance so that the flowers would taste bitter/bad D:
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T__T Akonyl, you ruin the reputation of the bees. You are threatened by a wasp, yet you call it a bee, now everybody hates them for no reason. *cries a river* Poor bees.

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Kleene Onigiri wrote: Any better ideas then? D:

Well, we could manipulate the flowers wit a substance so that the flowers would taste bitter/bad D:
that sounds like a much less garden-destroying plan. So, maybe.
Kleene Onigiri wrote: Maybe there was no Kleene from the beginning? :x fufufufufu~
Say it ain't so!
It ain't so!
Then why'd ya say it :O
Misztina wrote: T__T Akonyl, you ruin the reputation of the bees. You are threatened by a wasp, yet you call it a bee, now everybody hates them for no reason. *cries a river* Poor bees.

( :D )
What flies, stings, and is partially yellow? Sounds like a bee to me. :P

Also, I would like to comment that this morning, I was woken up by the largest earthquake recorded since my area has started recording earthquakes (though it was only a 3.6 anyway). Scientists would have me believe this is an unrelated incident, but I believe the bees are trying out new methods of indirect attack.
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Akonyl wrote: Also, I would like to comment that this morning, I was woken up by the largest earthquake recorded since my area has started recording earthquakes (though it was only a 3.6 anyway). Scientists would have me believe this is an unrelated incident, but I believe the bees are trying out new methods of indirect attack.
Perhaps their underground hive was getting so big they had to blow up for some more space.
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Akonyl wrote:
Kleene Onigiri wrote: Maybe there was no Kleene from the beginning? :x fufufufufu~
Say it ain't so!
It ain't so!
Then why'd ya say it :O
To distract BK and the bees. Of course.
Misztina wrote: T__T Akonyl, you ruin the reputation of the bees. You are threatened by a wasp, yet you call it a bee, now everybody hates them for no reason. *cries a river* Poor bees.

( :D )
What flies, stings, and is partially yellow? Sounds like a bee to me. :P

Also, I would like to comment that this morning, I was woken up by the largest earthquake recorded since my area has started recording earthquakes (though it was only a 3.6 anyway). Scientists would have me believe this is an unrelated incident, but I believe the bees are trying out new methods of indirect attack.
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Kleene Onigiri wrote:
Akonyl wrote:
Kleene Onigiri wrote: Maybe there was no Kleene from the beginning? :x fufufufufu~
Say it ain't so!
It ain't so!
Then why'd ya say it :O
To distract BK and the bees. Of course.
...well then, it looks like I ruined that plan.

also, not very D:, because it's not like it succeeded in doing much. I actually thought it was a dream, until I saw it in the news later.
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Kleene Onigiri wrote:
Akonyl wrote:
Kleene Onigiri wrote: Maybe there was no Kleene from the beginning? :x fufufufufu~
Say it ain't so!
It ain't so!
Then why'd ya say it :O
To distract BK and the bees. Of course.
The only problem with that is Bees can read, At least these can.
Misztina wrote: T__T Akonyl, you ruin the reputation of the bees. You are threatened by a wasp, yet you call it a bee, now everybody hates them for no reason. *cries a river* Poor bees.

( :D )

These Bees thank you for caring and it you goto 123.67 e and 56.235n , You find a nice surprise.
Akonyl wrote: What flies, stings, and is partially yellow? Sounds like a bee to me. :P

Also, I would like to comment that this morning, I was woken up by the largest earthquake recorded since my area has started recording earthquakes (though it was only a 3.6 anyway). Scientists would have me believe this is an unrelated incident, but I believe the bees are trying out new methods of indirect attack. D:
Bee are sorry about that. They wanted make sure you did not forget about them.

Also The Bees suggest I tell you that if you were to sugar water spray the flowers, that would do it. But they also said you are being watched and if you are not careful your beautiful Kingdom, Will soon be a desert, as all pollen collectors have allied with the Bees.
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Kleene Onigiri wrote: To distract BK and the bees. Of course.
I have nothing to do with this!
Akonyl wrote: What flies, stings, and is partially yellow?
*gasp* It's the flying angelfish!
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I watched the movie "The Happening" yesterday.  At the beginning somebody was talking about all the honeybees in certain areas just disappearing.  You wouldn't have something to do with that would you, Akonyl?  :o
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