Random Poll of the Day! (30)

[Shuuichi Akai]

This is an outrage... Where's Badminton?!

Badminton is not ball, but shuttlecock  

[a-sheen]

Ping-pong.

[Kleene Onigiri]

I find this topic very offensive.

I am not "favorite sport with a ball"!

*smacks head on keyboard*
this is the last time that I'm drinking before making these polls....I didn't even remember I created this poll until I saw it.
I should be charged for posting under the influence  8)

Edit: added Handball, Kickball, Golf and Squash.

Remember kids! Don't drink and write!

that's the worst advice ever!

Why?

Once you wrote something and posted/send it, you can't undo it usually D:

[Kor]

I find this topic very offensive.

I am not "favorite sport with a ball"!

*smacks head on keyboard*
this is the last time that I'm drinking before making these polls....I didn't even remember I created this poll until I saw it.
I should be charged for posting under the influence  8)

Edit: added Handball, Kickball, Golf and Squash.

Remember kids! Don't drink and write!

that's the worst advice ever!

Why?

Once you wrote something and posted/send it, you can't undo it usually D:

Let's review the advice and why Akonyl claimed this is to be the worst advice ever.

Let's view the first object.
Kleene said:

Remember kids! Don't drink and write!

So, what can we find in this suspicious message?
The first thing we can spot here is the first word - "Remember"
Kleene wants someone to remember something.
Let's move on. The next word is "kids"
The first question which this raises is: Why is it meant for kids?
The second question which comes to mind is: Why did Kleene choose the word "kids" over "children"? Is there a greater meaning to the word "kids" than Kleene let us know? Is there some sort of a hidden message or a code behind the use of the word "kids"? Let's move on and come back to that later.
We must not forget a very important object after the word "kids" and that's the "!"
From the "!" we can conclude two conclusions:
1) The "!" symbolizes the message as being very very important.
2) The "!" symbolizes the message as an order.
So let's connect everything and look at the results with the two conclusions:
1) "Remember kids!" - Kleene tells the kids to remember the message she is trying to deliver because it's an important message and they should always remember it.
2) "Remember kids!" - Kleene orders the kids to remember what she's going to tell them. It might be an order which they have to carry for the rest of their lives, or it might be an order which they should remember, and only once Kleene gives the command, will the kids execute the order,

Let's move on to the other part of the message.

Don't drink and write!

Let's review the first word - "Don't"
Don't is originally built from two words - "Do" and "not"
Usually, the word "don't" is used instead the two words "do not" however once again the question has to be asked: Is there a greater meaning behind the word "Don't? Is there a deeper reason for why Kleene couldn't used the words "do not"?
Let's go back to the review and give the define conclusion later on.
The word "Don't" is a negative word.
Now let's move on to the word "drink" - it never specifies what drink is referred to, therefore we have to conclude that Kleene meant to all the drinks known to mankind.
We're going to skip the word "and" due to its obviousness.
Now we have the word "write" - again, like the word "drink", it never tells us what exactly "write" refers to, so we have to conclude Kleene to writing in general.
Now let's look at something interesting. Yet again, at the end of the sentence, we have "!". Now why is that? If it was meant to symbolize again the importance of the message, wasn't just the first "!" enough for that? Why is the "!" required twice? Is it part of the secret code Kleene hidden inside the message, or it's again an order to the kids?
Now, let's combine the second part together.
"Don't drink and write!"
Our only conclusion is that Kleene's advice means "Don't drink anything and don't write anything"
For those of you in doubt, let's change the order of the words and see what comes out - "Don't write and drink"
Interesting, isn't it? The message is exactly the same, even after we changed the order of the words.

Now let's combine everything we came up with - "Remember kids! Don't drink and write!"
Now the message is clear, right? Kleene orders the kids to not drink and write anything. The result of that would be that the kids won't finish school, because they were ordered to not write anything, and later they will die, because they won't drink anything.
However, let me tell you something. It's all wrong! It's just what Kleene wanted us to think, but we all know that Kleene has much more of a twisted mind than just let all the kids fail at school and not drink anything. By changing the order of the words of all the message, we came up with this:
"Drink kids! Don't write and remember!"
What Kleene truly wanted, is to deliver a secret message to EVERYONE, both kids and adults. She orders the world to drink kids.
We've unlocked one of the mysteries behind the message left by Kleene, however still some mysteries remain:
1) Why doesn't Kleene want us to remember and write? What does she mean?
2) Why didn't Kleene used the word "children" instead of "kids", and why was it so important for her to write "don't" instead of "do not"
Some mysteries can't be solved alltogether, and hopefully some day, someone else might come and try to solve all the mysteries behind Kleene's message.
Now at least we know why that person called Akonyl claimed that what Kleene said was "the worst advice ever"

Spoiler:

Sitting at work and having nothing to do results - this post

[Kleene Onigiri]

I find this topic very offensive.

I am not "favorite sport with a ball"!

*smacks head on keyboard*
this is the last time that I'm drinking before making these polls....I didn't even remember I created this poll until I saw it.
I should be charged for posting under the influence  8)

Edit: added Handball, Kickball, Golf and Squash.

Remember kids! Don't drink and write!

that's the worst advice ever!

Why?

Once you wrote something and posted/send it, you can't undo it usually D:

Let's review the advice and why Akonyl claimed this is to be the worst advice ever.

Let's view the first object.
Kleene said:

Remember kids! Don't drink and write!

So, what can we find in this suspicious message?
The first thing we can spot here is the first word - "Remember"
Kleene wants someone to remember something.
Let's move on. The next word is "kids"
The first question which this raises is: Why is it meant for kids?
The second question which comes to mind is: Why did Kleene choose the word "kids" over "children"? Is there a greater meaning to the word "kids" than Kleene let us know? Is there some sort of a hidden message or a code behind the use of the word "kids"? Let's move on and come back to that later.
We must not forget a very important object after the word "kids" and that's the "!"
From the "!" we can conclude two conclusions:
1) The "!" symbolizes the message as being very very important.
2) The "!" symbolizes the message as an order.
So let's connect everything and look at the results with the two conclusions:
1) "Remember kids!" - Kleene tells the kids to remember the message she is trying to deliver because it's an important message and they should always remember it.
2) "Remember kids!" - Kleene orders the kids to remember what she's going to tell them. It might be an order which they have to carry for the rest of their lives, or it might be an order which they should remember, and only once Kleene gives the command, will the kids execute the order,

Let's move on to the other part of the message.

Don't drink and write!

Let's review the first word - "Don't"
Don't is originally built from two words - "Do" and "not"
Usually, the word "don't" is used instead the two words "do not" however once again the question has to be asked: Is there a greater meaning behind the word "Don't? Is there a deeper reason for why Kleene couldn't used the words "do not"?
Let's go back to the review and give the define conclusion later on.
The word "Don't" is a negative word.
Now let's move on to the word "drink" - it never specifies what drink is referred to, therefore we have to conclude that Kleene meant to all the drinks known to mankind.
We're going to skip the word "and" due to its obviousness.
Now we have the word "write" - again, like the word "drink", it never tells us what exactly "write" refers to, so we have to conclude Kleene to writing in general.
Now let's look at something interesting. Yet again, at the end of the sentence, we have "!". Now why is that? If it was meant to symbolize again the importance of the message, wasn't just the first "!" enough for that? Why is the "!" required twice? Is it part of the secret code Kleene hidden inside the message, or it's again an order to the kids?
Now, let's combine the second part together.
"Don't drink and write!"
Our only conclusion is that Kleene's advice means "Don't drink anything and don't write anything"
For those of you in doubt, let's change the order of the words and see what comes out - "Don't write and drink"
Interesting, isn't it? The message is exactly the same, even after we changed the order of the words.

Now let's combine everything we came up with - "Remember kids! Don't drink and write!"
Now the message is clear, right? Kleene orders the kids to not drink and write anything. The result of that would be that the kids won't finish school, because they were ordered to not write anything, and later they will die, because they won't drink anything.
However, let me tell you something. It's all wrong! It's just what Kleene wanted us to think, but we all know that Kleene has much more of a twisted mind than just let all the kids fail at school and not drink anything. By changing the order of the words of all the message, we came up with this:
"Drink kids! Don't write and remember!"
What Kleene truly wanted, is to deliver a secret message to EVERYONE, both kids and adults. She orders the world to drink kids.
We've unlocked one of the mysteries behind the message left by Kleene, however still some mysteries remain:
1) Why doesn't Kleene want us to remember and write? What does she mean?
2) Why didn't Kleene used the word "children" instead of "kids", and why was it so important for her to write "don't" instead of "do not"
Some mysteries can't be solved alltogether, and hopefully some day, someone else might come and try to solve all the mysteries behind Kleene's message.
Now at least we know why that person called Akonyl claimed that what Kleene said was "the worst advice ever"

Spoiler:

Sitting at work and having nothing to do results - this post

Lol, nice! But you should have explained the meaning of "and", since I could have used "or" instead too ;p And with the "and"it's more that you can't do both at the same time. With "or" you can't do any of the 2 in any way

You should join us in the mafia game ;p

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This is an outrage... Where's Badminton?!

you're playing badminton wrong if you're playing it with a ball.

missed the ball part