Random Poll of the Day! (26)

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Akonyl Vs. Bees! What would the scenario be like?

Poll runs till January 14th, 2051, 9:30 am

They won't fight. Akonyl and one of the bees will fall in love with each other. AkoBee FTW!
6
27%
Akonyl will flee in fear
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5%
The bees will defeat Akonyl and kill him
1
5%
They won't fight. Akonyl and one of the bees will fall in love with each other. AkoBee FTW!
14
64%
 
Total votes: 22
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (26)

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Akonyl wrote: Then, in a brilliant twist, after marrying the queen bee, I use my proximity to her to assassinate her, thus taking the throne of beedom for myself, which I will use to ruin all of bee civilization.

yes... yes... it might just work.
Sounds like we got a bunch of new writers for the second season. :P
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (26)

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Kor wrote:
pofa wrote:
blurfbreg wrote: Bees are quite interesting creatures. Only the males one actually defend the hive (and die doing so). The females are all infertile except for the queen, who also doesn't defend a hive, but rather steals hives or makes a new one. Not to say AkoBee doesn't sound cute.

So, Akonyl will either never find the bees (and disappear), or Akonyl will find some way to destroy them.
Or he will be taken prisoner and brought back to the hive. He'll decide to make the best of his situation and will join the harem of the queen bee. She will reject his advances, however. Akonyl, stung, will try to learn the ways of the bee in order to win her heart. But some of the workers believe he is getting ideas above his station, so the strength of Akonyl's love will be tested through constant conflict. This will all be explored in a 25-episode arc, at the end of which the queen bee will have to choose whether to execute Akonyl or marry him. 
The saddest thing is that some anime have even crazier concepts than that.
Akonyl wrote: Then, in a brilliant twist, after marrying the queen bee, I use my proximity to her to assassinate her, thus taking the throne of beedom for myself, which I will use to ruin all of bee civilization.

yes... yes... it might just work.
DAMN YOU AKONYL! YOU SPOILED THE ENDING! THERE ARE SPOILER TAGS YOU KNOW!  >:(
Don't worry, when the anime is actually released they'll cut that ending out for a moe ending (against my will), to cater to that whole crowd who wants to see a dude get together with a bee. In this ending, there will be a montage of scenes showing how "kawaii" and "sugoi" living in a colony of bees is.

You'll have to buy the DVDs to get the intended ending, which will just be labeled as a "special feature".
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And all the proceeds from the sale of the DVDs will go straight to Akonyl.  He accidentally left that part out.
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Re: Random Poll of the Day! (26)

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Commi-Ninja wrote: And all the proceeds from the sale of the DVDs will go straight to Akonyl.  He accidentally left that part out.
He'll probably use those proceeds toward taking care of those illegitimate children he and Kleene have.
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I do want to see that anime, and their kids.
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I want the un-cut version.
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