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Since i got nothing else to do...
In short :  Happy people are Boring !
Is there truly life without danger and suffering ?
Without them such a weak human would die in tens of years, so continue on and grasp your suffering !

I do what this thread is supposed to be with my quote in my sig. 

You really have nothing to do.

"YOU BUCKET OF BOLTS" -some weird dude about to be killed by a japanese blatant Terminator ripoff

Elika12 wrote: You really have nothing to do.

Yup, that´s true, but I like quotes.

Holmes wrote:

Elika12 wrote: You really have nothing to do.

Yup, that´s true, but I like quotes.

I also love quotes.
Like game quotes.
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"The same people, the same buildings, the same road but a different direction." by me

My random quotes:

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Oscar Wilde

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain

The cost of living's going up, and the chance of livin's going down.
Flip Wilson

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
Sean O'Casey

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Douglas Adams

In conclusion Eve likes quotes

Xcommando wrote:

Vampire movie wrote: new vampire: So i can turn into a bat now?
other vampire: no thats bullshit.

LOL, that's great!

You can't have something "just a bit saturated". Since you also can't be just a bit pregnant. Either you're pregnant or not.

From my chemistry prof. XD

Kleene Onigiri wrote:

You can't have something "just a bit saturated". Since you also can't be just a bit pregnant. Either you're pregnant or not.

From my chemistry prof. XD

LOL.....

"Ate, ate, it's not Joycifruit, its Juicyfroit!"-friend of mine trying to correct her sister for the right pronunciation of 'Juicyfruitâ„¢.'

"Three...no, four words, children: LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE!" – My 7th grade English teacher

"Corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior!" -Math teacher

"Wait, you're not the pilot of the plane?" "Well…I was at that Holiday Inn Express last night…" -Math teacher while on a random tangent

"Where did you search the information? I guess wikipedia. People, you should check on other places your information. You always write somethingo n google and click on the first page and coincidentally it´s wikipedia. Don´t follow the Wikipedia Monopoly!" - my latin teacher.

"Facebook is my Bible" - my english teacher.

*taliking about Battle for Middle Earth and Harry Potter* *a friend of mine interrups the ocnverstaion, he does not know the game Battle for Middle Earth* " ... AND THEN SARUMAN APPEARS AND KILLS THE SNAKE ... WHAT SNAKE!?" - a friend FAIL.

From another friend, his most hilarious comments.

"Do dinosaurs make history?" - to the history teacher.
"If I have a boat, 3 people and a flag, do I form a Nation?, a State?" - to the geography teacher.
"If I go with a boat, go inside another country´s National Sea and fish 1 fish, do I get sued?" - same geography teacher.
My Language teacher asks: "I want examples of personification, let´s se, and object that could be breathing.", my friend answers: "A rock."
During a Language test, she is dictating a poem for us to analize, "DO NOT SPEAK DURING THE TEST, I´M DICTATING!", my friend: "But teacher, we are trying ot understand but you are saying, it´s not our fault.".

There are more but these are the most amazing I remember (now) of my teachers and friends.

from my history class

teacher: "the Aztec settled on a small island in a lake"
student: "where did they park their cars?"
me and teacher: *face palm*

I had a hunch this thread going to be transformed into " Random Jokes of the Day "

Yeah, that'll do.. What'd you think ? I can't help it, i find most of the quotes to be hilarious