Kill the Ant

[bluekaitou1412]

Pretty popular forum game, if you ask me.



So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post.. then tries to kill the ant themselves.

Example:

Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies

Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The ant is thrown in the ocean.

Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.

And so on and so forth.. now let me begin.


The ant was ran over by Conan's soccer ball.

Note: Since we're in a DC forum, it should be related to DC one way or another.Anything will do.

[takiko]

Ran gave the ant a kiss and it started to get inflated until it bursts.

[bluekaitou1412]

The ant that burst was really a dummy (obviously) gave to him by KID.


When the ant dummy burst, the real ant got caught in the explosion and died.

[takiko]

...as everyone thought. The ant's body is elastic! But unfortunately, it stretched and stretched until its body snapped.

[bluekaitou1412]

The ant's body snapped! But, miraculously, Ayumi came and taped his body back...


...then left the ant inside the freezer.

[ziraulo]

Shortly, Genta opens the freezer and takes out a popsicle. Ant takes the chance to escape.

Someone died and the dead body falls on ant.

[bluekaitou1412]

Or that's what they think. The ant was located in a tiny space called the "armpit". Kogoro leaned over at the body, and the ant saw this as a chance to escape. He jumped up Kogoro's neck...



...to be later stabbed by Conan's tranquilizing dart.

[Azu]

Though stabbed by the dart, the high regeneration speed the ant has quickly mended back the part where it was stabbed.

Kogoro who felt the itch from the ant accidently smacked it (to death).

(sorry for the multiple edits!)

[baka1412]

Haibara ran some test with the Ant remains and successfully reviving it by using the perfect form of APTX-4869

Though, Haibara famous Death Glare killing the Ant again a few second later

[Azu]

The ant was really unconscious as it couldn't handle the strong death glare and fainted.

The awaken ant was on the run again but it couldn't escape Haibara after all leading the angry Haibara stabbing it viciously.

[mangaluva]

Thankfully Ai was distracted by the random arrival of Gin...

...who killed the ant.

[bluekaitou1412]

...using APTX 4869. However, the ant only shrank instead of being poisoned to death.


The ant went to Haibara to get some help... only to be killed by the Death Glare... again.

[mangaluva]

However, the ant was only pretending to be dead, until Ai went away, at which point it stole the cure for APTX 4869...

...which made it so big that the Japanese army shot it down.

[Azu]

The "bigness" was just air actually, so pop! it went and the ant shrunk back to it's original size

Only to be rolled over by the army tank @_@

[mangaluva]

But when the tank had rolled on, the resiliant little ant popped back into shape...

..at which point a bird ate it.