The thread where you tell about your dreams

[Azu]

Same thing as previous but i met up with Ian and Anthony from SMOSH and we drove a car to get to places.  << LOLOL WERE THEY FUN??

Zombies hugging each other. Interesting. Note: Cheesus kills.

[Commi-Ninja]

Hmm, zombie dreams...

I've had two (neither recently), and I can only remember parts of one.

In it, me and five other people were running through a building trying to get away from some zombies.  I only recognized one other person, my best friend.  Eventually we made it to the roof of the building and I decided that it would be better if we committed suicide rather than turn into zombies.  I convinced everyone else of the same thing, so I jumped off first.  Then, after I'd already landed on the back of an eighteen-wheeler, I saw everyone else jump, my best friend last (I was dead, by the way).  I woke up soon after that, luckily.

[Cheesus]

Same thing as previous but i met up with Ian and Anthony from SMOSH and we drove a car to get to places.  << LOLOL WERE THEY FUN??
Zombies hugging each other. Interesting. Note: Cheesus kills.

They were fun.
Interesting. Note: Cheesus kills. Well thats some of it. The other half of that is
Note: Cheesus is GOD.


@Commi

Spoiler:

I AM FLATTERED THAT YOU THINK IM YOUR BEST FRIEND

[Commi-Ninja]

XDDDDDD

Spoiler:

Sorry, Chees. You're mistaken.

[Cheesus]

IS THIS ABOUT PARKUR BEING YOUR BEST FRIEND 

[Vylash]

IS THIS ABOUT PARKUR BEING YOUR BEST FRIEND 

...

[Commi-Ninja]

Sorry, wrong again.

[Akonyl]

well yeah, because it's me, obv.

[Commi-Ninja]

You poor, delusional people.

[Akonyl]

had a dream where I was in this city made entirely out of blocks, all of which were black aside from a tower in one of the corners (the city was a square, floating in a gray void) that was made of gold blocks that were arranged in a neat spiraling pattern. Dunno why, but for some reaon this city was not "meant to be" and was supposed to be uniformly flat, and not a city. I was standing in some crowd, listening to some guy preach about how bad the city he was. He'd say things like
"Look upon this formless city of form! Does it not disturb you?"
"Look upon the golden tower of Leonard! Does it not DISTURB YOU?!"
"Look upon the corruption in this city that should not be! DOES IT NOT DISTURB YOU?!"
And eventually I'd had enough and shouted "okay, I'll do something about it, geez!" and walked over to the tower (the entire city was maybe 15 feet tall, with the tower being ~25 feet, but keep in mind this is supposed to be a huge city) and used my telekinetic wizard powers to knock it down (I'm a wizard, if you didn't know). I look at the people in the streets and shout "are you happy now?!"

Then I hear someone shout "THE PACT HAS BEEN BROKEN!" and the cityfolk gasp and I hear cries of "It's Leonard!", as Leonard was in the streets and not in his tower like he was supposed to be. Then he just starts storming through the streets and toppling buildings and bookcases (which are as large as buildings, and in the streets, apparently) with his telekinetic wizard powers (he's also a wizard, btw) and while doing so shouts "Look at what you've done! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!"

As he keeps toppling things in the city I keep using my telekinetic powers to hold them from falling, but as he topples more and more things it gets harder and harder to hold them all up and I feel like I won't be able to save the city, but before I lose my grip I woke up. :V


There was also another dream, but I'm not gonna tell it and you don't wanna hear it. 

[mangaluva]

Mine was bizarre. I dreamed of swans with their wings cut off swimming down the canal, and horses running down the motorway while people rolled along in motorized carriages (I don't mean cars; I actually mean fairytales transformed-pumpkin carriages with motors on the back) and my mom getting into a bitchfight with a geisha in front of our neighbour's house, only instead of our neighbours living there it was SesshoMaru and Kagura from InuYasha. Weird.

[blurfbreg]

My dream I had a few days ago:

Spoiler:

I was sick. Mortally sick. My life was drained out of me that I can only move my head. From where I lay, I looked up (as it was the only thing I could do when I'm on my back) and saw that I was in a gymnasium, but the roof reaches the expanse of the outer space and it merges well with it. A door opens. People starts to walk in. My friends slowly filled the rest of the room as I peer from the lower periphery of my eyes. Suddenly, the chattering becomes a loud whispering of sorts about what to do with me. It seems I was infectious, so dangerous that the world would end if my disease was transmitted to them. Another group of people comes in. These men in black suits told me that they were going to drive me out of here and into a place where I can't do any more damage. I somehow gave my consent as the world starts to move aside for me to be carried out on a stretcher of sorts. People formed a corridor for me as I moved passed them.

Slowly, I came by the seaside. I saw a makeshift raft. On the right side of the raft was a pick-up truck with the wheels taken off. The men in black told me to go inside the driver seat of the truck and they'll send me off into the sea. I was somehow placed in the driver seat. At that moment, they told me, "Good luck. When the raft is some ways away from the shore, the truck will sink to the bottom of the sea. There is a cave at the end if you survive the sinking." I struggled in my mind as I tried to fight out of the driver seat. The raft was released from the shores. Time zoomed by as the truck sank. I struggled to hold enough air to keep myself alive, somehow seeing that there's a great big light in front of me that resembles a silver futuristic door. As I approached it, the air in me bursted out of me and I woke up, gasping for air, as though I was about to die from asphyxiation.

Don't even know why it went like this... They're no longer funny if I have to try to gasp for air.

[Akonyl]

My dream I had a few days ago:

Spoiler:

I was sick. Mortally sick. My life was drained out of me that I can only move my head. From where I lay, I looked up (as it was the only thing I could do when I'm on my back) and saw that I was in a gymnasium, but the roof reaches the expanse of the outer space and it merges well with it. A door opens. People starts to walk in. My friends slowly filled the rest of the room as I peer from the lower periphery of my eyes. Suddenly, the chattering becomes a loud whispering of sorts about what to do with me. It seems I was infectious, so dangerous that the world would end if my disease was transmitted to them. Another group of people comes in. These men in black suits told me that they were going to drive me out of here and into a place where I can't do any more damage. I somehow gave my consent as the world starts to move aside for me to be carried out on a stretcher of sorts. People formed a corridor for me as I moved passed them.

Slowly, I came by the seaside. I saw a makeshift raft. On the right side of the raft was a pick-up truck with the wheels taken off. The men in black told me to go inside the driver seat of the truck and they'll send me off into the sea. I was somehow placed in the driver seat. At that moment, they told me, "Good luck. When the raft is some ways away from the shore, the truck will sink to the bottom of the sea. There is a cave at the end if you survive the sinking." I struggled in my mind as I tried to fight out of the driver seat. The raft was released from the shores. Time zoomed by as the truck sank. I struggled to hold enough air to keep myself alive, somehow seeing that there's a great big light in front of me that resembles a silver futuristic door. As I approached it, the air in me bursted out of me and I woke up, gasping for air, as though I was about to die from asphyxiation.

Don't even know why it went like this... They're no longer funny if I have to try to gasp for air.

though I'm sure it sucked for you, it's got some interesting ideas in it at the very least

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I was trying to drive somewhere, and when I parked there, my front two wheels rolled out from under my car. I looked at the front of my car and saw that the grill-bar had become loose (in this world, there's a long horizontal bar attached to the front of your car / the grill, and on the ends of this are where your front wheels go) which got the tires to roll off. This guy standing nearby asked if I needed help but I declined and said I would do it myself.

Later on I was recounting this story to a friend (in the dream, mind you) and he goes "oh yeah, that's just called 'vamping', it's when they sabotage your grillbar and then try to charge you to help you put it back together." and I was very angry. Damn vampers! D:

[pofa]

I was waiting for the breakfast cafeteria to open at my old high school (it was only me and one worker) and I was reading a description of this sci-fi anime in an issue of Animerica (which I really used to read). There was this robot (he was gray and his body was made in blocks, except for a round head, and he had giant pitch-black eyes that were pixellated and bulged outward like fly's eyes, and a big open mouth) and the robot couldn't speak, and some human businessmen were all taking advantage of him and stuff.

Then I wasn't reading it anymore, I was actually in the anime, only I couldn't affect it in any way. I was just standing there observing. And the businessmen kept upsetting the robot for no reason, just to see if they could. And the robot couldn't make any noise, but it was convulsing and holding its head and stuff. And I was really upset and was trying to assault the businessmen (no weapons, I was just gonna wail on them with my bare hands), only I couldn't touch them.

And then I woke up. :V One of the businessmen looked kinda like Norman Osborn.

[mangaluva]

I have no idea what I was dreaming about, but I woke up groping frantically for my sword, and panicking when I couldn't find it. I sat up to look around for it, and went "wait... sword? WTF?" Seems like I was having an exciting dream.