The [Formerly] Stickied Topic (Randomness Incorporated)

[Azu]

[quote="Eve"]
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[Eve]

[quote="Azu"]
[quote="Eve"]
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[Azu]

I'm one of your affairs anyway . Need to keep ya' happy.



:3

[Eve]

I'm one of your affairs anyway . Need to keep ya' happy.



:3

KKKKKKYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!![red]♥ â

[Azu]

I've got ta go naoz.

Hope to catch you another time

[Eve]

I've got ta go naoz.

Hope to catch you another time

<3 ^^

[Crap4869]

Random: Two hunters went into the woods when one of them suddenly faints. He looks pale.
The other guy calls emergency services, "Hey my friend just fainted! I think he might be dead! What should I do?!"
The one over the phone said, "OK calm down calm down! First let's make sure he's dead."
Afterwards there's silence, after which a shot is heard.
"OK," the hunter said, "now what?"

Even so most people have read or listened to this somewhere so I bet this is nothing new to you guys.

[nomemory]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUO7x_U9tHg#

I really want to finish this game now.

[Commi-Ninja]

Random: Two hunters went into the woods when one of them suddenly faints. He looks pale.
The other guy calls emergency services, "Hey my friend just fainted! I think he might be dead! What should I do?!"
The one over the phone said, "OK calm down calm down! First let's make sure he's dead."
Afterwards there's silence, after which a shot is heard.
"OK," the hunter said, "now what?"

Even so most people have read or listened to this somewhere so I bet this is nothing new to you guys.

Wow.  That's.... pretty funny, actually.  I hadn't heard it before.

[Crap4869]

Random: Two hunters went into the woods when one of them suddenly faints. He looks pale.
The other guy calls emergency services, "Hey my friend just fainted! I think he might be dead! What should I do?!"
The one over the phone said, "OK calm down calm down! First let's make sure he's dead."
Afterwards there's silence, after which a shot is heard.
"OK," the hunter said, "now what?"

Even so most people have read or listened to this somewhere so I bet this is nothing new to you guys.

Wow.  That's.... pretty funny, actually.  I hadn't heard it before.

Really?
Well I read it somewhere and they said it's rated as one of the funniest jokes, though I don't know whether it's true..

[PT]

Random: Two hunters went into the woods when one of them suddenly faints. He looks pale.
The other guy calls emergency services, "Hey my friend just fainted! I think he might be dead! What should I do?!"
The one over the phone said, "OK calm down calm down! First let's make sure he's dead."
Afterwards there's silence, after which a shot is heard.
"OK," the hunter said, "now what?"

Even so most people have read or listened to this somewhere so I bet this is nothing new to you guys.

Wow.  That's.... pretty funny, actually.  I hadn't heard it before.

Really? I have.

Still funny though.

[Akonyl]

In the same vein of jokes:

Steve and Jim are riding on a motorcycle. Because the zipper on his jacket is broken, Jim decides to wear his jacket backwards to protect himself from the wind.

While they're driving along, they get in a crash, and their bodies go flying. It's a pretty bad accident, and soon after, two paramedics arrive. One runs off to take care of each of the men.

After several minutes, the one that ran over to Steve runs over to Jim's paramedic. "Well, he was cut up pretty badly, but I stopped the bleeding and my guy should be okay. How're things over here?"

Jim's paramedic just shakes his head. "He was breathing when I got here," he sighs, "but by the time I got his head turned back around to normal he was gone."

edit: :V

[Crap4869]

In the same vein of jokes:

Steve and Jim are riding on a motorcycle. Because the zipper no his jacket is broken, Jim decides to wear his jacket backwards to protect himself from the wind.

While they're driving along, they get in a crash, and their bodies go flying. It's a pretty bad accident, and soon after, two paramedics arrive. One runs off to take care of each of the men.

After several minutes, the one that ran over to Steve runs over to Jim's paramedic. "Well, he was cut up pretty badly, but I stopped the bleeding and my guy should be okay. How're things over here?"

Jim's paramedic just shakes his head. "He was breathing when I got here," he sighs, "but by the time I got his head turned back around to normal he was gone."

Nice! It's funny! *tries to remember it for future reference*

[Azu]

In the same vein of jokes:

Steve and Jim are riding on a motorcycle. Because the zipper on his jacket is broken, Jim decides to wear his jacket backwards to protect himself from the wind.

While they're driving along, they get in a crash, and their bodies go flying. It's a pretty bad accident, and soon after, two paramedics arrive. One runs off to take care of each of the men.

After several minutes, the one that ran over to Steve runs over to Jim's paramedic. "Well, he was cut up pretty badly, but I stopped the bleeding and my guy should be okay. How're things over here?"

Jim's paramedic just shakes his head. "He was breathing when I got here," he sighs, "but by the time I got his head turned back around to normal he was gone."

OUCH .

Anyway, "fixed". Typo!

[Akonyl]

OUCH .

Anyway, "fixed". Typo!

touché, salesman.