Today's Bad Stories !

[nomemory]

Unless you're British. Tea makes everything better. It's raining out? Have a cuppa! Doctor just told you you have the big C? Cuppa tea! House just fallen victim to the blitzkrieg? TEA... and biscuits.

And this is why I like Britain Though the only British person I know is kinda anti-British. He doesn't like tea or football, all he does is crack bad jokes about Scots and Welshmen

[mangaluva]

Unless you're British. Tea makes everything better. It's raining out? Have a cuppa! Doctor just told you you have the big C? Cuppa tea! House just fallen victim to the blitzkrieg? TEA... and biscuits.

And this is why I like Britain Though the only British person I know is kinda anti-British. He doesn't like tea or football, all he does is crack bad jokes about Scots and Welshmen

If he's cracking bad jokes about Scots and Welsh, definitely English. As for the first two? How dare he not be a stereotype!   (He loses a billion originality points every times he says that the Welsh shag sheep, by the way. EVERYONE has cracked that one.)

[nomemory]

Unless you're British. Tea makes everything better. It's raining out? Have a cuppa! Doctor just told you you have the big C? Cuppa tea! House just fallen victim to the blitzkrieg? TEA... and biscuits.

And this is why I like Britain Though the only British person I know is kinda anti-British. He doesn't like tea or football, all he does is crack bad jokes about Scots and Welshmen

If he's cracking bad jokes about Scots and Welsh, definitely English. As for the first two? How dare he not be a stereotype!   (He loses a billion originality points every times he says that the Welsh shag sheep, by the way. EVERYONE has cracked that one.)

I knooow. I mean if people aren't stereotypes then what's the point? D: He makes that on a daily basis

[mangaluva]

Unless you're British. Tea makes everything better. It's raining out? Have a cuppa! Doctor just told you you have the big C? Cuppa tea! House just fallen victim to the blitzkrieg? TEA... and biscuits.

And this is why I like Britain Though the only British person I know is kinda anti-British. He doesn't like tea or football, all he does is crack bad jokes about Scots and Welshmen

If he's cracking bad jokes about Scots and Welsh, definitely English. As for the first two? How dare he not be a stereotype!   (He loses a billion originality points every times he says that the Welsh shag sheep, by the way. EVERYONE has cracked that one.)

I knooow. I mean if people aren't stereotypes then what's the point? D: He makes that on a daily basis

No tea for him >_>

[nomemory]

No tea for him >_>

I don't recall what jokes he makes about Scots though, but they're probably just as unoriginal

[Akonyl]

ACH LADDIE AH GOT MAH BEGPIPES MADE O' HAGGIS, WETCH ME PLAY YE A TUNE FER YEH WHILE AH DANCE AROOND IN ME KILT

[Suutashi]

Unless you're British. Tea makes everything better. It's raining out? Have a cuppa! Doctor just told you you have the big C? Cuppa tea! House just fallen victim to the blitzkrieg? TEA... and biscuits.

“*Aye, a cuppa makes everything better, so it does.*â€

[nomemory]

Woke up and felt completely fine, went up to go to the bathroom and the whole world is spinning around and the feeling of being nauseated is back again.

[Abs.]

Woke up and felt completely fine, went up to go to the bathroom and the whole world is spinning around and the feeling of being nauseated is back again.

Uh, you might want to see the doctor nom

[KangarooGirl]

*hugs nom* I agree with Abs. Might want to get it checked out

[nomemory]

I'll call and see what happens, if nothing else I should get some advise via phone.

[mangaluva]

Unless you're British. Tea makes everything better. It's raining out? Have a cuppa! Doctor just told you you have the big C? Cuppa tea! House just fallen victim to the blitzkrieg? TEA... and biscuits.

“*Aye, a cuppa makes everything better, so it does.*â€

[Akonyl]

ACH LADDIE AH GOT MAH BEGPIPES MADE O' HAGGIS, WETCH ME PLAY YE A TUNE FER YEH WHILE AH DANCE AROOND IN ME KILT

*shoots repeatedly*

whaaat, I thought it was pretty accurate.

and as Abs+hope said nom, you should probably see a doctor about that. That's definitely not a hangover if it's persisted multiple days.

[Kor]

I have to deal with the annoying woman at the admissions office again....

Spoiler:

NO!!!!!!!!!!

[nomemory]

ACH LADDIE AH GOT MAH BEGPIPES MADE O' HAGGIS, WETCH ME PLAY YE A TUNE FER YEH WHILE AH DANCE AROOND IN ME KILT

*shoots repeatedly*

whaaat, I thought it was pretty accurate.

and as Abs+hope said nom, you should probably see a doctor about that. That's definitely not a hangover if it's persisted multiple days.

I was told to call if it got worse or if it continues more than a couple of days They believe it's some kind of stomach flu or something like that.