3 Word story game

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and they were

This is a hell of a story...
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One day, Detective Suzuki Sonoko was murdered and Conan was the one she loved despite him killing her. Meanwhile, the black organization kidnapped Amy who is actually Sailor Mercury and is the heroine. The Organization started as a group of gay monkeys playing mah-jongg with a crazy giraffe. The Kaitou Kid riding said giraffe with Conan and Haibara decided to leave after they shot and killed the Black Organization with a Silver arrow, but Gin survived because he held his mirror with his left foot and jumped five hundred meters plus twenty five centimetres and, using a tiny bit of APTX 4869, shrank himself to the age of himself, which was nonsensical now that Vodka was dancing with his mother. Now, the young thief will cry over spilled milk and burnt cookies and the ninja will reclaim his katana as he checks his email every single hour. Then Kaiba screwed himself by playing with Sailor Mercury and Mokuba helped. Now utterly shocked, Monkey D. Luffy, Captain Lou Albano and Astro Boy fled to New Angeles in San Juan De Tokyo in a desperate Cartwheeling matrix action with an awesome purple monkey dishwasher! But now is the fate of Kaito Kid's Giraffe in the balance beam, how can Spartan Ninja Sheep save this story Back to Conan and normal grammar?

While this happened, Conan woke from a bizarre dream we just described. but this is not a dream. So he jumped from his bed and grabbed his Detective Gang CommunicatorTM and ate it with his toast. After drowning it with his blood he passed out and tumbled. But don't worry, because he was caught in a cow's hay bed at Green Acres.  Haibara refused to role-play even though Ran threatened her with her mom's cooking, though she did actually cook something using sticks and mud this time as she rolled around in the grassy plains of wet grass and cow manure. Haibara defecating on the purple monkey and others being in the forest where the deer and the tiger were dating under the red oak tree where Ran saw a little baby tentacle monster from the depths of bluekaitou1412's room, it cleaned said room and resurrected Sonoko but Haibara shot Gin and then Vodka shot Gin with an airgun But Suddenly Matsumoto and his beetles also died because of a meteorite hitting nearby the place he used to go to play football. When Conan woke up in Africa after this dream, hell freezes over in fantasy books Aoyama Gosho wrote because IT CAN. One year later, I wrote this. After that, the up from the down was this bottom. Inspector Megure tried to investigate, but was scammed by Agasa after he failed to married with him in Vegas. Consequently, his investigation went awry and was far away from land.

Meanwhile, at the Christmas party that was a disaster since no one brought their duck, Kaitou Kid destroyed the Death Star and he died. However, Santa comes and revives Kid who turns to The Abominable Snowman and delivers pizza with Okiya Subaru and Yukiko Kudo to the Organization, where a dragon design is given and sherry is playing poker with stripping involved, and is losing badly. 

Meanwhile, Heiji dances with Kazuha naked and Yukiko also regrets the fact that Eri married a stupid drunk duck which had morphing abilities even though it couldn't do anything else. What a shame! barked said duck, and a chicken which then got run over by a flying Conan blimp powered by fear and sorrow shot Genta and George, then run towards Gosho to kick his butt for killing cats.

Meanwhile, Kaito's corpse is being checked for any valuables and fleas. Aoko revived Kaito she kissed him and Kaito says that he's a girl Aoko grabbed his very big hat to her. Aoko then grabbed his very hairy head and shook off enough dandruff to attack other lesbians that would conquer the world. Aoko then grabbed Jodie's large breasts with great vigor and run around had killed Genta. However, that day, Vermouth was disguised pissing on Genta's sorry large ass Then Jd- came and kicked Genta and frighten muffin to an extent that logic died. But the world is rotten and blue. So he became a she and eventually became he again instead of said muffin. Then muffin became a better muffin the cereal killer of bread crumbs. That forced Conan to impersonate Takagi while changing the better muffin into a fecal cake. Suddenly Ran asked Conan to undress and wear a suit that Vermouth used to wear. Jodie and Gin in a tree shirt and all dressed for a fancy dress party ran away with Yukiko and Yuusaku because Conan was completely confused and licked a big puddle of some white liquid from a wooden table. Conan then raped in his dreams his older self run around and waking up... naked was really weird but felt true since he had a painfully red swollen mosquito bite on his third eye located in his dream land of naked girls who were actually dancing in circles and rolling under the hot sun full of water. After a while, Sonoko kicked Heiji's butt because Heiji tried to make Sonoko's very treasured randomized personal computer.

On the other hand, Sato jumped over the lazy quick brown fox which was currently eating Takagi's head. Then suddenly Naruto got killed. Finally The Marx Brothers destroyed all who killed Naruto only to have fun killing Naruto again. But they soon thought it to be boring so they killed Sasuke- boring as well -. After that, L steals one piece which leads to god's backyard in complete craziness and tripped and fell into a well and broke their brand new well. Meanwhile in Hell, nothing goes well, calling her Kell, making a Dell Computer crashing well unable to sell Mac not Dell.  Time will tell if it'l sell beside a bell on an ell cast a spell in a cell trying to quell when I fell down to hell. Why? Do tell. It's the towel causing a yell inside the shell of new xell. Conan put gel on his lapel- worked not well -because the pastel was on sell only in hell.

Meanwhile, in Rivendell, the sirens yell and merchants sell despite the bell, Gohan killed Cell as you tell the tower of Babel that you smell es fiel schnell. The death knell beside a krell wich coodent spel Alexander Graham Bell and cannot sell Shinichi's old barbell was with Abel down a well. And finally, Conan wasn't able to produce a rhyme Ai said that he's a baka But Mitsuhiko interrupts because he loves Sonoko and in a closet they kind of interaction with a mop and a broomstick. But there's something hidden behind Heiji Its a girl turned upside down who is having an affair with someone she showed under the table. Suddenly Genta kissed Chiba's big butt But Agasa said "I love Megure" Last midnight at Megure and Agasa's lights were off and they were
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having a hardcore
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Guitar Hero session.
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Meanwhile, Kogoro kicks
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Rellik  ;D because of
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being complete d!cks  ;D
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in bad mood

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after taking drugs

Making it even worse... :P
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with named Rellik ;D
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arresting them both :P

(it was scary how the sentence actually makes sense without these 3 words xD)
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which means later
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everything's turned around
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in Callid's dreams
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or maybe not
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