post your dc jokes here! :D

[kirite]

Still.looking:  No problem, glad it helped!

Some funny things on deviantart, be sure to check out the member's gallery afterwards because I'm just putting up one link for each (too much awesome stuff there).

NotSoFluent: 

http://notsofluent.deviantart.com/art/D ... -127228562

Itzia:

http://itzia.deviantart.com/art/Detecti ... -128666312

zulenha:

http://zulenha.deviantart.com/art/DC-Po ... -114196710

onewingedmuse:

http://onewingedmuse.deviantart.com/art ... c-61863370

Tez:

http://tez-taylor.deviantart.com/art/Ok ... -112492885

kolidescope:

http://kolidescope.deviantart.com/art/H ... -126789544

[Found]

Wow! I like the Pokey Hair

[ccppfan]

Pokey Hair XDDDDDDDD LOL.

And fangirl GLOMP on Heiji!! (Heiji: Get offa me you crazy woman!) LOL.

And Tez's stuff are epic, you know?

[bluekaitou1412]

These are not mine but I decided to post it otherwise:

Hakuba sighed and laid his head on his desk. Kaito looked over when he heard a loud dry sigh.

“What’s your story of riley Hakuba?â€

[ccppfan]

Here:

Shin'ichi POV
***

My Father taught me how to drive.
My Mother taught me how to drive FAST.

My Father taught me deductive reasoning and logic.
My Mother taught me that those don't always apply.

My Father taught me to be subtle.
My Mother taught me to make a dramatic entrance.

My Father taught me how to focus and study hard.
My Mother taught me to relax and party.

My Father taught me to look at the world.
My Mother taught me that appearances are deceiving.

My Father taught me to depend on myself.
My Mother taught me to rely on my friends.

My Father taught me to follow reasoning.
My Mother taught me to follow my hunches.

My Father taught me the rules.
My Mother taught me how to break them and not get caught.

My Father taught me Order.
My Mother taught me Chaos.

I'd like to thank my Mother for teaching me everything that she has. If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be the well-rounded sane person that I am today.

... I think ...

-fin-

Happy Mother's Day to all you Mothers out there! ^_^


by Icka M. Chif on FanFiction.net... XDDD

[bluekaitou1412]

And another one:


“I think I should be an actor.â€

[bluekaitou1412]

Crack-up:

Shinichi and Kaito were helping a friend by babysitting their niece. Shinichi walked around the house making sure everything was in order. He walked by the living room where he heard Dora the Explorer blaring through the speakers. He looked in the library and noticed the 10 year old girl reading The Sign of Four.

“Then…who is watching…?â€

[ccppfan]

[quote="bluekaitou1412"]
Crack-up:

Shinichi and Kaito were helping a friend by babysitting their niece. Shinichi walked around the house making sure everything was in order. He walked by the living room where he heard Dora the Explorer blaring through the speakers. He looked in the library and noticed the 10 year old girl reading The Sign of Four.

“Then…who is watching…?â€

[sstimson]

Great place for a pun

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here:

Missing
"I can't find a single one." Conan grumbled as he checked under the sleeping Mouri's bed. "I've checked everywhere, and they're all missing, even the ones from when Mouri-san tried to do the laundry and got turned-"

"-pink, white, pastel blue, even the ones with the ribbons on them." Ran put her hands on her hips, an exaggerated frown on her face as she surveyed her room. "Really. They couldn't have ALL-"

"-Disappeared!!" Hattori checked under his bed, the rest of his room in shambles from his frenzied search. . "This makes no sense! How could all of them-"

"-vanish like that?" Kazuha growled as she tore through her dresser drawers. "Even my new ones, the ones with the-"

"-black and red bats on them." Akako sulked in her large mansion as her servant quivered after reporting the loss. "Well, at least they're tasteful, not some stupid pattern like-"

"-argyle!" Hakuba ran a hand thru his hair. He hadn't brushed it yet and it was sticking up every which way, making him look like some sort of mad scientist. "Where could the argyle ones Mum just sent have gone? I was going to wear those to-"

"-school! I'm late!" Aoko wailed as she ran around the house. "And I can't find any of them anywhere! Wait! Maybe there's some in the-"

"-washing machine devours and house elves adore." Nakamori read the Kid's latest message for the billionth time in less than a day. "This makes less sense then his usually messages! Argh! And why are my feet are starting to-"

"-Freeze!" The little hand puppet bearing a remarkable likeness to the Inspector shouted. There was a slight pause as the pipe in its mouth was shifted and then it continued it's mini tirade in a flawless imitation. "I've got you now, Kaitou Kid!"

The Kid snickered at the puppet on his hand, then fell back on the soft mound of that night's heist, laughing. It hadn't been easy, but it had been worth it, at least in his opinion. And was fun to throw the detectives and everyone off-guard occasionally.

And he'd give them all back later tonight, all washed and clean. Really, what in the world was he going to do with a giant pile of socks?

-fin-

Again, Icka M. Chif.

What would KID do with a mountain of socks


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why sock it to them of course

Later

[ccppfan]

And here are some classic gingerbread man jokes by me!

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Here's what Kaito would say at the end of a heist:

"Run, run, as fast as you bid! You can't catch me, I'm the Kaitou KID!!"

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Here's what Conan would say if he's being chased by the BO:

"Run, run, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm Edogawa CONAN!!!"

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Here's what Ai would say if she was running with Conan:

"Run, run, as fast as you try! You can't catch me, I'm Haibara Ai~!"

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Here's what Okiya would  say to Megure if he was a BO member and found out by the police:

"Run, run, as fast as your crew! You can't catch me, I'm Okiya Subaru!"

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Here's what certain members of the BO would say if they were found out:

"Run, run, as fast as the wind! You can't catch us, we're Vodka and Gin!"

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Here's what Eisuke's sister would say if the BO were out to kill her:

"Run, run, as fast as a car! You can't catch me, I'm Mizunashi Rena!"

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Here's what Sonoko would say if she was escaping from money-lacking kidnappers:

"Run-like-a ball to the goal! (inspired by Shinichi's soccer match, which was to be held the following day) You can't catch me, I'm Suzuki Sonoko!"

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Here's what Shinichi would say at a track meet (he's cocky enough, no?):

"Meld-six-steps into three! You can't catch me, I'm Kudo Shinichi!"

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Okay, and lastly, what a normal person would say when a killer's chasing him:

"HEEEEEELLLLPP!!!!!!!"

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Not exactly the funniest jokes in the world...

[bluekaitou1412]

Not exactly the funniest jokes in the world...

But it made me smile...

[sstimson]

Sorry about this BAD Pun, but it has been bugging me to tell it so here it goes

Conan one day was being chased by BO
He wonder what he could do then he

Spoiler:

Took a shower to remove the BO

[Eve]

I found this at FanFiction.net.

Kobayashi-sensei: Don't take drugs kids! It'll stall your growth.
Ai: Two words can't describe the irony I feel.......

BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! AWESOME!!!! This is HILARIOUS!!!!!

[marie07896]

Just made it up:
CONAN SAW GIN's CAR and GIN's COMING OUT!
Conan: this is my chance!
Gin: *comes out of the car with a GRIN*
Conan: Why did he Grin?!?! Did he saw me?!?!? (sweating)
Gin: *a wider Grin and he walked away*
Conan: arghh! i'll just take the risk! *as he went to Gin's Car*
            - he looked to the TV and saw ...SPONGEBOB!
            -*so... Gin loves spongebob= a FACT!*
GIN: Hi Kid, so ....you love spongebob too?
COnan: *T____T*

[marie07896]

CRIME SCENE:
shinichi: i know....what is the murder weapon...
  *shinichi Points a Megure*
shinichi: ITS WITH YOU ..MEGURE-KEBU!
megure: so ,,..Where's the ProOF!?!?
shinichi: The weapon is.....THE WIRE OF YOUR BRA YOUR WEARING
megure: wha?!?!  how did you know?!
shinichi : A SECRET makes a pervert, Pervert!