Today's happy events ^^

[Yurikochan]

I do kinda want to read it. Besides its just a story. ^^ Next thing we know, niisan will be writing about Conia and Xpon and Abs.*shiver*

The Abonyleenix suffering thing or the xp-hoenix thing? But I don't want to see Abs. tortured or suffering even if it's just a story. :/ Well, they are family. :p

I don't want to see Abs. suffer either. Am I still allowed to throw popcorn at him? Both sound quite interesting and it is BK, none of us have died yet...well besides you and Prof. and the frown face is for you. ^^ One Big Happy Family, I guess?

That's up to Abs., not me. He's the one that allowed you guys to throw popcorn at him in the first place. I would say your popcorn-throwing rights were revoked when you left the harem. No, you must have forgotten. Abs. did die already in one of the stories. Well, I dunno about "happy", but definitely "big", considering all the Baby Abs.es.

I was the first to die in the story, then I was lonely, even my pokemon, Gin hated me! I think you died in a story too. I'll ask Abs. though. But its still ok. One SUPER BIG LARGE Crazy messed up family, more like it.

[PT]

I was the first to die in the story, then I was lonely, even my pokemon, Gin hated me! I think you died in a story too. I'll ask Abs. though. But its still ok. One SUPER BIG LARGE Crazy messed up family, more like it.

Did we both die too? I don't remember it, but it wouldn't surprise me. I'll have to go back and re-read them. But crazy families are the best kind!

[Eve]

I was the first to die in the story, then I was lonely, even my pokemon, Gin hated me! I think you died in a story too. I'll ask Abs. though. But its still ok. One SUPER BIG LARGE Crazy messed up family, more like it.

Did we both die too? I don't remember it, but it wouldn't surprise me. I'll have to go back and re-read them. But crazy families are the best kind!

*Ish Alive *

[Yurikochan]

I was the first to die in the story, then I was lonely, even my pokemon, Gin hated me! I think you died in a story too. I'll ask Abs. though. But its still ok. One SUPER BIG LARGE Crazy messed up family, more like it.

Did we both die too? I don't remember it, but it wouldn't surprise me. I'll have to go back and re-read them. But crazy families are the best kind!

Yes, I stepped on a landline after Eve tried to shoot me with an arrow. I don't think he killed you, he killed Nome several times though. I got my revenge on Xcom too. ^^ I don't see any good for that family, the father denies it, the mother admits to it but doesn't remember the birth of Abs. and just where did the baby Abs. come from?

[PT]

I was the first to die in the story, then I was lonely, even my pokemon, Gin hated me! I think you died in a story too. I'll ask Abs. though. But its still ok. One SUPER BIG LARGE Crazy messed up family, more like it.

Did we both die too? I don't remember it, but it wouldn't surprise me. I'll have to go back and re-read them. But crazy families are the best kind!

Yes, I stepped on a landline after Eve tried to shoot me with an arrow. I don't think he killed you, he killed Nome several times though. I got my revenge on Xcom too. ^^ I don't see any good for that family, the father denies it, the mother admits to it but doesn't remember the birth of Abs. and just where did the baby Abs. come from?

Oooh that's right. I remember that now. Okay, well it's definitely dysfunctional. But at least Conia and Abs. can work through the crazy. And you've taken over as Abs.' second mother, so xpon doesn't even count anymore.

[Yurikochan]

I was the first to die in the story, then I was lonely, even my pokemon, Gin hated me! I think you died in a story too. I'll ask Abs. though. But its still ok. One SUPER BIG LARGE Crazy messed up family, more like it.

Did we both die too? I don't remember it, but it wouldn't surprise me. I'll have to go back and re-read them. But crazy families are the best kind!

Yes, I stepped on a landline after Eve tried to shoot me with an arrow. I don't think he killed you, he killed Nome several times though. I got my revenge on Xcom too. ^^ I don't see any good for that family, the father denies it, the mother admits to it but doesn't remember the birth of Abs. and just where did the baby Abs. come from?

Oooh that's right. I remember that now. Okay, well it's definitely dysfunctional. But at least Conia and Abs. can work through the crazy. And you've taken over as Abs.' second mother, so xpon doesn't even count anymore.

I think he just likes to kill people, and the people seem to love it also. Look at the poll! Still I'm quite interested in how he's going to make up a mafia story. Or is the DCTP going to turn mafia? Hmmm... So maybe its not too dysfunctional, we are trying to work through it, and Abs. does let me help you with the baby Abs. though I'm still not sure how that works any more since I left the harem, but I'm still willing if you want my help. ^^ And Conia is a good mother/father...though I'm not sure had I known about this, I would have gone for the relationship...but we are both very happy, so its for the best, still a bit weird, the whole upon thing. Actually...wait, Abs. father is a dog........

[Eve]

I was the first to die in the story, then I was lonely, even my pokemon, Gin hated me! I think you died in a story too. I'll ask Abs. though. But its still ok. One SUPER BIG LARGE Crazy messed up family, more like it.

Did we both die too? I don't remember it, but it wouldn't surprise me. I'll have to go back and re-read them. But crazy families are the best kind!

Yes, I stepped on a landline after Eve tried to shoot me with an arrow. I don't think he killed you, he killed Nome several times though. I got my revenge on Xcom too. ^^ I don't see any good for that family, the father denies it, the mother admits to it but doesn't remember the birth of Abs. and just where did the baby Abs. come from?

Oooh that's right. I remember that now. Okay, well it's definitely dysfunctional. But at least Conia and Abs. can work through the crazy. And you've taken over as Abs.' second mother, so xpon doesn't even count anymore.

I think he just likes to kill people, and the people seem to love it also. Look at the poll! Still I'm quite interested in how he's going to make up a mafia story. Or is the DCTP going to turn mafia? Hmmm... So maybe its not too dysfunctional, we are trying to work through it, and Abs. does let me help you with the baby Abs. though I'm still not sure how that works any more since I left the harem, but I'm still willing if you want my help. ^^ And Conia is a good mother/father...though I'm not sure had I known about this, I would have gone for the relationship...but we are both very happy, so its for the best, still a bit weird, the whole upon thing. Actually...wait, Abs. father is a dog........

So complicated But apparently BK didn't try to kill me yet, ^^

[Yurikochan]

I was the first to die in the story, then I was lonely, even my pokemon, Gin hated me! I think you died in a story too. I'll ask Abs. though. But its still ok. One SUPER BIG LARGE Crazy messed up family, more like it.

Did we both die too? I don't remember it, but it wouldn't surprise me. I'll have to go back and re-read them. But crazy families are the best kind!

Yes, I stepped on a landline after Eve tried to shoot me with an arrow. I don't think he killed you, he killed Nome several times though. I got my revenge on Xcom too. ^^ I don't see any good for that family, the father denies it, the mother admits to it but doesn't remember the birth of Abs. and just where did the baby Abs. come from?

Oooh that's right. I remember that now. Okay, well it's definitely dysfunctional. But at least Conia and Abs. can work through the crazy. And you've taken over as Abs.' second mother, so xpon doesn't even count anymore.

I think he just likes to kill people, and the people seem to love it also. Look at the poll! Still I'm quite interested in how he's going to make up a mafia story. Or is the DCTP going to turn mafia? Hmmm... So maybe its not too dysfunctional, we are trying to work through it, and Abs. does let me help you with the baby Abs. though I'm still not sure how that works any more since I left the harem, but I'm still willing if you want my help. ^^ And Conia is a good mother/father...though I'm not sure had I known about this, I would have gone for the relationship...but we are both very happy, so its for the best, still a bit weird, the whole upon thing. Actually...wait, Abs. father is a dog........

So complicated But apparently BK didn't try to kill me yet, ^^

It sounds like you kill Kleene and Nome. And we all run away.

[PT]

I think he just likes to kill people, and the people seem to love it also. Look at the poll! Still I'm quite interested in how he's going to make up a mafia story. Or is the DCTP going to turn mafia? Hmmm... So maybe its not too dysfunctional, we are trying to work through it, and Abs. does let me help you with the baby Abs. though I'm still not sure how that works any more since I left the harem, but I'm still willing if you want my help. ^^ And Conia is a good mother/father...though I'm not sure had I known about this, I would have gone for the relationship...but we are both very happy, so its for the best, still a bit weird, the whole upon thing. Actually...wait, Abs. father is a dog........

With bluek, you never really know. Well, things seem to be working out for you guys for now, so I wouldn't worry about how crazy things are until you have to. Now, when Koihime starts asking about her brother... then you might have to figure out a safer version of the story to tell her than 'well, your father can't quite remember, but we're pretty sure it had something to do with xpon....'

[Eve]

I was the first to die in the story, then I was lonely, even my pokemon, Gin hated me! I think you died in a story too. I'll ask Abs. though. But its still ok. One SUPER BIG LARGE Crazy messed up family, more like it.

Did we both die too? I don't remember it, but it wouldn't surprise me. I'll have to go back and re-read them. But crazy families are the best kind!

Yes, I stepped on a landline after Eve tried to shoot me with an arrow. I don't think he killed you, he killed Nome several times though. I got my revenge on Xcom too. ^^ I don't see any good for that family, the father denies it, the mother admits to it but doesn't remember the birth of Abs. and just where did the baby Abs. come from?

Oooh that's right. I remember that now. Okay, well it's definitely dysfunctional. But at least Conia and Abs. can work through the crazy. And you've taken over as Abs.' second mother, so xpon doesn't even count anymore.

I think he just likes to kill people, and the people seem to love it also. Look at the poll! Still I'm quite interested in how he's going to make up a mafia story. Or is the DCTP going to turn mafia? Hmmm... So maybe its not too dysfunctional, we are trying to work through it, and Abs. does let me help you with the baby Abs. though I'm still not sure how that works any more since I left the harem, but I'm still willing if you want my help. ^^ And Conia is a good mother/father...though I'm not sure had I known about this, I would have gone for the relationship...but we are both very happy, so its for the best, still a bit weird, the whole upon thing. Actually...wait, Abs. father is a dog........

So complicated But apparently BK didn't try to kill me yet, ^^

It sounds like you kill Kleene and Nome. And we all run away.

BK considered me to be more evil than I've thought

[Yurikochan]

I think he just likes to kill people, and the people seem to love it also. Look at the poll! Still I'm quite interested in how he's going to make up a mafia story. Or is the DCTP going to turn mafia? Hmmm... So maybe its not too dysfunctional, we are trying to work through it, and Abs. does let me help you with the baby Abs. though I'm still not sure how that works any more since I left the harem, but I'm still willing if you want my help. ^^ And Conia is a good mother/father...though I'm not sure had I known about this, I would have gone for the relationship...but we are both very happy, so its for the best, still a bit weird, the whole upon thing. Actually...wait, Abs. father is a dog........

With bluek, you never really know. Well, things seem to be working out for you guys for now, so I wouldn't worry about how crazy things are until you have to. Now, when Koihime starts asking about her brother... then you might have to figure out a safer version of the story to tell her than 'well, your father can't quite remember, but we're pretty sure it had something to do with xpon....'

That's the truth about BK, his sister seems the same way too. I thought about that actually, what are we going to tell her when she starts asking how Abs. is her big brother, though maybe something about storks bringing babies would work while she's still this young, hopefully she doesn't find Conia's stalking reports when she's older and find out the real truth, that Abs. is actually expo's...it would call for some strange family reunions too. Its also a bit scary Koihime's already an aunt.

[PT]

I think he just likes to kill people, and the people seem to love it also. Look at the poll! Still I'm quite interested in how he's going to make up a mafia story. Or is the DCTP going to turn mafia? Hmmm... So maybe its not too dysfunctional, we are trying to work through it, and Abs. does let me help you with the baby Abs. though I'm still not sure how that works any more since I left the harem, but I'm still willing if you want my help. ^^ And Conia is a good mother/father...though I'm not sure had I known about this, I would have gone for the relationship...but we are both very happy, so its for the best, still a bit weird, the whole upon thing. Actually...wait, Abs. father is a dog........

With bluek, you never really know. Well, things seem to be working out for you guys for now, so I wouldn't worry about how crazy things are until you have to. Now, when Koihime starts asking about her brother... then you might have to figure out a safer version of the story to tell her than 'well, your father can't quite remember, but we're pretty sure it had something to do with xpon....'

That's the truth about BK, his sister seems the same way too. I thought about that actually, what are we going to tell her when she starts asking how Abs. is her big brother, though maybe something about storks bringing babies would work while she's still this young, hopefully she doesn't find Conia's stalking reports when she's older and find out the real truth, that Abs. is actually expo's...it would call for some strange family reunions too. Its also a bit scary Koihime's already an aunt.

Actually, I think she's worse than him. Lock the reports up somewhere very secure (and out of Khink's hands) and hope that she never figures it out? That seems to be the best way to go about hiding Conia's stalking from her. As far as Abs. goes, you could always lie and deny that xpon is even involved? I mean, you may have to tell her eventually, but not until she's older and can understand it better. Koihime's an aunt several times over, I'd say.

[Yurikochan]

I think he just likes to kill people, and the people seem to love it also. Look at the poll! Still I'm quite interested in how he's going to make up a mafia story. Or is the DCTP going to turn mafia? Hmmm... So maybe its not too dysfunctional, we are trying to work through it, and Abs. does let me help you with the baby Abs. though I'm still not sure how that works any more since I left the harem, but I'm still willing if you want my help. ^^ And Conia is a good mother/father...though I'm not sure had I known about this, I would have gone for the relationship...but we are both very happy, so its for the best, still a bit weird, the whole upon thing. Actually...wait, Abs. father is a dog........

With bluek, you never really know. Well, things seem to be working out for you guys for now, so I wouldn't worry about how crazy things are until you have to. Now, when Koihime starts asking about her brother... then you might have to figure out a safer version of the story to tell her than 'well, your father can't quite remember, but we're pretty sure it had something to do with xpon....'

That's the truth about BK, his sister seems the same way too. I thought about that actually, what are we going to tell her when she starts asking how Abs. is her big brother, though maybe something about storks bringing babies would work while she's still this young, hopefully she doesn't find Conia's stalking reports when she's older and find out the real truth, that Abs. is actually expo's...it would call for some strange family reunions too. Its also a bit scary Koihime's already an aunt.

Actually, I think she's worse than him. Lock the reports up somewhere very secure (and out of Khink's hands) and hope that she never figures it out? That seems to be the best way to go about hiding Conia's stalking from her. As far as Abs. goes, you could always lie and deny that xpon is even involved? I mean, you may have to tell her eventually, but not until she's older and can understand it better. Koihime's an aunt several times over, I'd say.

A lot worse than him. Actually, she is still in the harem correct. I was going to do that, a lot of his reports are locked away, though I may get a safer box, cause I know how kids can get especially when they get older. They like to look for things and snoop around, and if I give the reports to KhinkEve, that would not end up in a good situation. So that's definitely out of the question. It's hard to hide the fact Conia's a stalker though, he disappears for long periods of time and then comes back, I could always tell her her dad is a thief like niisan, but she might not buy that for a long time. I think Conia prefers we deny Xpon so we will probably do that unless we get caught. But the question is does anyone actually understand the whole Conia/xpon story or is it just one of those things that you know happen so explaining it is even harder. Yes, its crazy, but she is happy with her little alien nieces and nephews. ^^

[PT]

I think he just likes to kill people, and the people seem to love it also. Look at the poll! Still I'm quite interested in how he's going to make up a mafia story. Or is the DCTP going to turn mafia? Hmmm... So maybe its not too dysfunctional, we are trying to work through it, and Abs. does let me help you with the baby Abs. though I'm still not sure how that works any more since I left the harem, but I'm still willing if you want my help. ^^ And Conia is a good mother/father...though I'm not sure had I known about this, I would have gone for the relationship...but we are both very happy, so its for the best, still a bit weird, the whole upon thing. Actually...wait, Abs. father is a dog........

With bluek, you never really know. Well, things seem to be working out for you guys for now, so I wouldn't worry about how crazy things are until you have to. Now, when Koihime starts asking about her brother... then you might have to figure out a safer version of the story to tell her than 'well, your father can't quite remember, but we're pretty sure it had something to do with xpon....'

That's the truth about BK, his sister seems the same way too. I thought about that actually, what are we going to tell her when she starts asking how Abs. is her big brother, though maybe something about storks bringing babies would work while she's still this young, hopefully she doesn't find Conia's stalking reports when she's older and find out the real truth, that Abs. is actually expo's...it would call for some strange family reunions too. Its also a bit scary Koihime's already an aunt.

Actually, I think she's worse than him. Lock the reports up somewhere very secure (and out of Khink's hands) and hope that she never figures it out? That seems to be the best way to go about hiding Conia's stalking from her. As far as Abs. goes, you could always lie and deny that xpon is even involved? I mean, you may have to tell her eventually, but not until she's older and can understand it better. Koihime's an aunt several times over, I'd say.

A lot worse than him. Actually, she is still in the harem correct. I was going to do that, a lot of his reports are locked away, though I may get a safer box, cause I know how kids can get especially when they get older. They like to look for things and snoop around, and if I give the reports to KhinkEve, that would not end up in a good situation. So that's definitely out of the question. It's hard to hide the fact Conia's a stalker though, he disappears for long periods of time and then comes back, I could always tell her her dad is a thief like niisan, but she might not buy that for a long time. I think Conia prefers we deny Xpon so we will probably do that unless we get caught. But the question is does anyone actually understand the whole Conia/xpon story or is it just one of those things that you know happen so explaining it is even harder. Yes, its crazy, but she is happy with her little alien nieces and nephews. ^^

Yes, she is. For now. Well, until she figures out what a stalker is, you should be fine in telling her a lie. She wouldn't understand the difference anyway. I would suggest maybe just telling her that Conia works weird shifts or something. Leave out that she's related to a thief and a stalker until she starts figuring out. Then you should probably go with the truth. And those little alien babies are kinda cute. I don't even like kids much, but they kind of grow on you after awhile. <3

[Yurikochan]

I think he just likes to kill people, and the people seem to love it also. Look at the poll! Still I'm quite interested in how he's going to make up a mafia story. Or is the DCTP going to turn mafia? Hmmm... So maybe its not too dysfunctional, we are trying to work through it, and Abs. does let me help you with the baby Abs. though I'm still not sure how that works any more since I left the harem, but I'm still willing if you want my help. ^^ And Conia is a good mother/father...though I'm not sure had I known about this, I would have gone for the relationship...but we are both very happy, so its for the best, still a bit weird, the whole upon thing. Actually...wait, Abs. father is a dog........

With bluek, you never really know. Well, things seem to be working out for you guys for now, so I wouldn't worry about how crazy things are until you have to. Now, when Koihime starts asking about her brother... then you might have to figure out a safer version of the story to tell her than 'well, your father can't quite remember, but we're pretty sure it had something to do with xpon....'

That's the truth about BK, his sister seems the same way too. I thought about that actually, what are we going to tell her when she starts asking how Abs. is her big brother, though maybe something about storks bringing babies would work while she's still this young, hopefully she doesn't find Conia's stalking reports when she's older and find out the real truth, that Abs. is actually expo's...it would call for some strange family reunions too. Its also a bit scary Koihime's already an aunt.

Actually, I think she's worse than him. Lock the reports up somewhere very secure (and out of Khink's hands) and hope that she never figures it out? That seems to be the best way to go about hiding Conia's stalking from her. As far as Abs. goes, you could always lie and deny that xpon is even involved? I mean, you may have to tell her eventually, but not until she's older and can understand it better. Koihime's an aunt several times over, I'd say.

A lot worse than him. Actually, she is still in the harem correct. I was going to do that, a lot of his reports are locked away, though I may get a safer box, cause I know how kids can get especially when they get older. They like to look for things and snoop around, and if I give the reports to KhinkEve, that would not end up in a good situation. So that's definitely out of the question. It's hard to hide the fact Conia's a stalker though, he disappears for long periods of time and then comes back, I could always tell her her dad is a thief like niisan, but she might not buy that for a long time. I think Conia prefers we deny Xpon so we will probably do that unless we get caught. But the question is does anyone actually understand the whole Conia/xpon story or is it just one of those things that you know happen so explaining it is even harder. Yes, its crazy, but she is happy with her little alien nieces and nephews. ^^

Yes, she is. For now. Well, until she figures out what a stalker is, you should be fine in telling her a lie. She wouldn't understand the difference anyway. I would suggest maybe just telling her that Conia works weird shifts or something. Leave out that she's related to a thief and a stalker until she starts figuring out. Then you should probably go with the truth. And those little alien babies are kinda cute. I don't even like kids much, but they kind of grow on you after awhile. <3

Hopefully she doesn't try to steal anyone from you, she seems to be flirting with everyone, but so does Eve. Hopefully she won't figure it out for a long time, and Conia does have some strange shifts, I just haven't figured out what kind of job to tell her he has. Maybe a police officer would work, or just go with Emperor of the FI thread and he goes away on business trips with the king, aka Callid...wait that sounds wrong...I also think its a good to keep her from knowing Conia is Cupid, she might end up thinking we are dysfunctional, and that wouldn't be a good thing for any of us. And the baby Abs. are still adorable, I have to visit them and bring her to see them again, she'll be quite excited, she loves her big brother too. But who doesn't.<3333