Sato's DC poems

[Sato]

These are lighthearted collection of poems based on Detective Conan. Most of poems based on characters.

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Poem title: Kogoro's snore

Author: Sato/tzswei  (tzswei is my fanfiction username)
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Kogoro and Heiji
Word association: Night and snore
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan - all the characters belong to Gosho Aoyama.
Genre of poem: Ballad



zzzSSSzzz, the might of flying sound,
zzzSSSzzz, it came from Kogoro's mouth, a snore.
'Who the heck is tattooing?' asked Heiji, astound.
'Oh it's a train of snore for rattling night.' his voice then turn bored.

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Poem title: Look-a-like Shinichi

Author: Sato/tzswei
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Ran and Conan
Word association: soccer ball
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan - all the characters belong to Gosho Aoyama.



I feel you,
You don't call.
When think of you,
I've reminded of your ball,
You're around me kicking
Whenever I go shopping.
All the drumming and thrumping,
You are there for me, but it's Conan hopping,
I mean- he was in when open the door,
My father's office and mini-Shinichi...
Look-a-like one watched at me innocently and now he looked bored.
But he is a fine boy, now he was peachy,
I feel you are there for me...
And seriously?
I hope he don't break my vase.

[Sato]

Poem title: Awkwardness

Author: Sato/tzswei
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Haibara
Word association: awkward
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan - all the characters belong to Gosho Aoyama. And plot belongs to Sonoci!

A/N: I dedicated this poem to Sonoci! Without her panels, I don't have this limerick!

And so, it's awkward with boldness,
one kiss of thmp multiply senseless,
it's optimism does not fall clean on Haibara's ears.
Cut out heart slam her hair up in fear.
Much to chargin, she vow to show her flames, it's earnest!!

[Sato]

Poem title: Kuroba pant, and paints.

Author: Sato/tzswei
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Kuroba and Aoko
Word association: paint
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan - all the characters belong to Gosho Aoyama.

I woke to see daylight,
I could not see any midnight
light one moment I felt I want
to paint because I don't like pant
hard after I dream I'm been chased!

After series of nightmare,
I wouldn't want to think myself paired
with Aoko because first thing
I will do with her when I think-
is to paint nightmare!

[Sato]

Poem title: Escaping

Author: Sato/tzswei
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Kazuha, Heiji, Shinichi
Word association: uncomfortable
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan - all the characters belong to Gosho Aoyama.
A/N: Yay! I found an idea! Many thanks, AnimeGirl4eva!

One look at Kazuha's face,
I'm not keen to stay in one spot.
Second look at her face, I then brace
for worst if she suddenly turn my face hot.
It happens to me earlier when I stare.

At her but to her it's boxing wisdom.
But what's funny when Shinichi's blushing.
The more funnier was I intend to give him comb
bcos his child's hair stand up and he emphasizing
I shouldn't ask about his love life, if it's uncomfortable!

Good news is I've escape wrath from Kazuha.
That's different issue so don't think I laugh *ha'd
or silly as chicken runner, so don't tell anyone
my thoughts as it won't worth it if I'm gonna tied up hard
by Kazuha, it make things worse if I'm *knock off theater.

From boxing ring of standing rising platform.
Her anger wasn't... easy to pacify, a major point
or differences between Shinichi and I, I'm just a con,
as to cover my awkwardness as excuse, so I flip, like coin
drop to air and to nowhere, if make him blush hard it does worth!

Escaping.

*ha'd is stand for hard.
*Knock off theater: It means Kazuha won't make his life easier, when she think confession is form of confrontation, but she was under impression of brave heart is to stand in boxing ring as her way to confess.  
Not an intention as joke itself. Joke is different meaning, somewhere inside.

[Sato]

Poem title: Great Justice

Author: Sato/tzswei
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Gin
Word association: gross
Genre: Tanka
Summary: He was at Hawaii has been dared to show his muscle as dancing performer. But it does not goes well for him.

Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan - all the characters belong to Gosho Aoyama.
A/N: Yay! I'm inspired by one of the fan made picture, drawn by Kirite

Show great deal of pink
muscle bulging like no deal,
I'm hot, don't throw gross
tomato on body, slim-
slimy, disgusting revenge!

[Sato]

Poem title: Yucky incident

Author: Sato/tzswei
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Kuroba, Shinichi
Word association: fashionable
Summary: After the heist Kaitou Kid managed not to step on the mud during escape, however... situation doesn't sound good having it over. Shinichi steps in to help.


I'm not really sure how fashionable I look,
but I know I look cool when I didn't step on poo
as it was wisest thing on earth, but my nenemis
brother speak contrary, first thing he ever do is
throw me into shower attack with showerhead.

I hate the mud!!!!! Rub hard braug'ther!

[Sato]

Poem title: Incredibly tongue twister

Author: Sato/tzswei
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Kogoro
Word association: banana
Summary: Kogoro seriously wish he knows where he goes!

I saw the banana peel.
oh yucky. That is something
if I managed to avoid to see
it's the biggest mistake that stink.
I either fall to smelly floor.

Urgh. I will stop harping now
as it's happening again.
Gross. A sock smell dung of cow
whattheintheblazeofworld, in pain
eh-urgh-eh-urgh-eh-urgh, suffocated.

I lost sense of smell! I couldn't breathe fries!

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Poem title: Goro's story

Author: Artistic poet/tzswei (tzswei is my fanfiction username)
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Goro

Word association: Typical
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan - all the characters belong to Gosho Aoyama.


Hello everyone, I'm Goro,
I adore Eri un-like a guy
I once stay with I think it's Kogoro
Great. Name sound a-like, I smell a pie-
wait! It smell delicious, why his name isn't pie.

I think Kogoro is one of type can steal
anywhere from candy of bowl even lick
it, I guess much (may not happen) he eat meal
does he make a sound? I have no comment to pick
on topic, as Kogoro is typical guy I've met.

I don't know him much, but I like Eri.
If he plan to be with her, I've no comment.
If it happen, I hope he treat me nicely.
When it does and if he hates me, I'll scratch defend
since Eri don't mind if I'm found being picked.

If she agree, I'll scratch his sofa into smithereens.
If she agree, I'll wrap in towel for him to scream in fur.
Since it's war, I'll yowl on his bed for alarm of morning fright.
If this didn't happen, I'll lick his face as it scare him little, were
this enough for him to accept? Oh, Eri, mistress...
let me stay with Ran as she is so like you.

[Sato]

Poem title: Matters of deception

Author: Artistic poet/tzswei (tzswei is my fanfiction username)
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Okiya, Haibara, Conan, Genta
Summary: Okiya is assumed as Akai, based on fans' theory. What if he takes matters into heart whenever he bring food along either to Agasa's home?

Word association: baked mushroom
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan - all the characters belong to Gosho Aoyama.


Never judge me do I look like villain.
But seriously, the best I am good at is cooking.
Usually everyday I'll think of good meal like fillet,
baked mushroom rice or pasta, for eating.
If I can't eat all I'll share with Agasa and friends.

When I met Haibara second time, she's exception,
a clever woman or girl who can see me through.
I could hope I haven't been found out for deception.
Her look can kill even two boys had, she pull
off well. And that, it can cause devastation of fiasco.

What is worse than scary face I pull, the food.
How many times I've lied for my entrance
around her? Another baked potatoes? Pudding? Put
this way, I never thought my talk majorly is about food-trancing.
However I seriously admit, I only flip if it didn't go well.

[Sato]

Poem title: Assembled code name of B.O

Author: Artistic poet/tzswei (tzswei is my fanfiction username)
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Gin, Korn, Vermouth, Chianti
Summary: Gin takes moment to dwell of his own group, to his musing.

Word association: rhmymed
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan - all the characters belong to Gosho Aoyama.

Days weren't best everyday as we're stick to it.
Everybody call me Gin since I'm in group long enough,
While I 'is' predator with only words serve as bullet hit
every day if anyone was up to sleeve they see real gun as toy gun.

I never told Korn he was first who don't have shame
With me whenever we were on stakeout, has purpose in group
As he live as a sniper. Chianti had her days well dress tamed
and fitted to live up her name serving her justice in her loop.

Korn, guy who take leaf out of my book since he was my protege.
Vermouth, she live to old age I suspect long ago was only one can get crap
out of me, when she serve as boss's woman whenever she turn up or arrive
to knock sense of anything related to special case. One with Kogoro.

Sherry, traitor of member was worthy to be hunted and be killed personally.
Her beauty, and essence, her work had us twirled including boss
For her wretched eyes which was equally matched mine. Not an ally.
Sherry is a word which rhymed with 'cherry' on the top of vanilla.

Korn? A plain Korn has one wrath to have green face if called Corn in English.
Humor with pun intended for boring day sitting in the train if blend in

[Sato]

Poem title: Aftermath of encounter at suana.

Author: Artistic poet/tzswei (tzswei is my fanfiction username)
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Haibara, Kogoro, Agasa, Conan
Summary: A deleted scene of movie 15, after Kogoro return from unisex suana. Kogoro isn't Kogoro afterwards.

Word association: Avalanche
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan - all the characters belong to Gosho Aoyama.

Bring in sweater, scarf, goggles, you name it,
down to place where kids have fun with Conan.
Agasa bring them down and only allowed himself being hit
by them, except one bored shrunken kid.

Two of them, Haibara just do nothing.
Much to her pleasure she can imagine vividly
what happen to all including Kogoro as she was betting
he was up to his sleeve, searching for woman to gaggle-

One howl from somewhere at mountain can bring avalanche
Surprisingly, it didn't. she imagine what exactly happened,
either fall over the pond when saw pretty or met a gorilla hunch
over the nothing but pool of sauna, likely mistook it as lady.

Anything can happen in the wild of snow, she betting second
option which happen at sauna where she heard Kogoro's scream.
When saw his end-of-the-world expression, she already reckoned.
He did run off screaming again the moment he saw girl-in-face-lift-mask.

[Sato]

Poem title: For sake of love

Author: Artistic poet/tzswei (tzswei is my fanfiction username)
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Shinichi, Ran
Summary: Shinichi's thoughts when he hid one of the cupboard when Ran come to find him high and low.
Word association: love
Genre: Free Verse (no rhyming)
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan - all the characters belong to Gosho Aoyama.


Ran, whenever Shinichi looked at her he knew
the moment she love any time what Shinichi has.
Every case he met with Ran along ending note
he knew she has something to say about him in presence.
He was playing hard to get, typical guy,
His name made her blush and himself also.
Descriptions, their silent oath of chastity,
when they chose to meet Shinichi often play hide-and-seek...

He only ask privately, are you sure you can find me?
He once gave a present and been searched high and low
in cupboards and drawers, he already mental note she likely
to poke him to death with love of karate, could followed by hugs...
Spare me, for my sanity! this is what Shinichi thought.
furthermore, he knew, to think: you want me back for sake of love!

[Sato]

A/N: Important! Must read summary first before going for poem.

Poem title: Unchanging love of waiting

Author: Artistic poet/tzswei (tzswei is my fanfiction username)
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Shinichi, Ran
Summary: This is serious poem, it's not lighthearted, this poem is about Ran and Shinichi together.
Word association: breeze
Genre: ballad
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan - all the characters belong to Gosho Aoyama.



How long does he have to be Conan?
It's been long, he already settle down in new life,
but daily he felt he could do more, but each mystery deepen
he endlessly solve and solve, loving and missing-

Ran, who was waiting non-stop and starting suspected,
how many times he got caught but only known to her in secret
she know she will failing catching him again that he only created
each convincing alibi he wasn't Shinichi, she only deeply knew

she love him each day when realizing her love.
How many times she has to endlessly prove she wants him?
She don't say, leave it unsaid, in past she was hurt,
but now she learned, waiting proving her love be limitless

It is only time prove how much loyalty she has.
Each day pass and his mission growing dangerous,
she already pit herself in danger she knew it didn't grow less.
she could only watch him, her misery know no bounds

she could either drown in silence of tsunami
which could not die forever if Shinichi was lost,
the risk was high and to her it actually
costing her fate and she only hope they can win-

day by day passing, she waits. Her love has change,
and only her character change waiting for sign,
she could only watch him left praying for love exchange
she can be there for action and adventure to be with him,

wants to be drop from sky above if he died.
Ran kept her prayer she see her spirit there guiding
if they live she held tight hope they can be together, he'll stop lie,
with amount of despair lessen, she'll see him one day

with one unchanging figure she know him as Shinichi,
he coming to her with victorious look he beat enemies' line,
this amount of ray of hope was shining with breeze
crossing her way and that's when he return, with hug changing her fate.

[Sato]

Poem title: Reminiscing on vanilla's beard

Author: Artistic poet/tzswei (tzswei is my fanfiction username)
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Eisuke, Hidemi
Summary: Hidemi reflecting her past when she look at image of Eisuke she check in her purse.
Word association: vanilla
Genre: free verse
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan - all the characters belong to Gosho Aoyama.

A/N: A poem you will look forward to to read about Eisuke and his sister!



Life wasn't easy as she thought.
Life with his little brother still brought her smiles.
Memories still live with her reliving everyday of him
his goofy smile, which smear of Santa's beard.
Practically eat his first ice cream as his pencil
that often explain his first attempt to eat,
that caught into photo of album which stash in her purse
no one know what was in there.

That was Eisuke, she kept it all time,
no one figure out who was he, but little Santa
who manage disfigure himself for little misunderstanding
in Black Organization they thought it was random
and likely she babysit in past as babysitter.

She adore, her father know, when watch far
he was the one who know
Eisuke also the one who also know, he peeked,
but his sister didn't know he does-
because she don't recognize him with
bubbly face cover in vanilla,
until he grow up with sparkled eyes
that lit or shone upon word of vanilla ice cream.

[Sato]

Poem title: Trouble with cookies

Author: Artistic poet/tzswei (tzswei is my fanfiction username)
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Akai, Sera, Shinichi, Heiji, Detective Boys
Summary: This is post-war, when Shinichi turn back normal. What if Akai continue his culinary skill and making cookies? Sera coming over to taste, and make them too!
Word association: stain
Genre: ballad
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan - all the characters belong to Gosho Aoyama.


Akai was relieved to see dark days were over,
and Sera finally gets to live with him
for no reason he was in kitchen to cook or never
because his culinary skill greatly improve.

It was Sera's idea when she heard Agasa compliment
she then try with great deal of coaxing.
She was quite delighted thinking it's her figment
of imagination to hear he was baking cookies.

For Detective Boys who secretively help a bit
in a bit investigation which lead to ultimate
downfall with word association they make a hit.
Cookies make, but Genta beat them first,

He binged on them before they could know
Akai made for them and Sera join the war-
out of character, they didn't expect her not
to self-restraint, she throw, binge,

with great deal of frenzy but Genta eat them all.
Sera was worst, she make another set of cookies
much to Shinichi and Heiji's amusement of pale
sight of cookies, mold shape of B.O members

which was bizarrely made but Akai didn't complain.
Detective Boys make faces when they eat cookies,
but out of amusement they all agree to stain
them, with sparkling markers over the top as chicken pox.

[Sato]

Poem title: For love, proposal and marriage

Author: Artistic poet/tzswei (tzswei is my fanfiction username)
Fandom: Detective Conan
Characters: Shinichi, Ran, Kogoro
Summary: This is post-war, when Shinichi turn back normal and one day he propose to her. But their ring smells...
Word association: mishap
Genre: free verse
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan - all the characters belong to Gosho Aoyama.



He walked across the bridge, reminiscing
on day he propose to Ran with leap of heart. 
Shinichi could remember he stand beside her
with stars above her shine along with moon

Ran smiled as she hug him as her dreams
come true, Ran watch him with no sadness
and didn't hold back her joy of tears.
They dance to serenade song as they slowly

waltz, watched tenderly as they sway to song
which take them away like they sail into moon.
High above they hold together, with free of worries
no one rules over them, they have each other.

Time has slow by lulling song they smiling
for first time with worries fade away.
Together they laugh with their magic broom
sweep in the sky, felt the breeze speaks

of their happiness. Hours passed, song
has fade, they sighed as time could not freeze
just a moment to be together, they part
as morning break they return home.

Shinichi agree to wait until wedding,
and Kogoro had nothing to say with Ran
breaking news, he said nothing when he
saw her determination and wreckage of

table she did proving her words, and Kogoro
saw her say what she want in her life.
Wedding day has come and they exchange words
of their vows, they were compliant,

Ran never felt that happy of her life!!!
Except for the day earlier she was slightly cross
of Shinichi's little mishap dropping ring inside
Kogoro's beer of cup, with amusement,

oh dear, the smell of stain could not fade
much to their despair it last longer they it wouldn't be!!
But their love last, like they indulge in magic of love.
Beer for tomb, ring with red threads, holding hand together.