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[Akonyl]

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Now I can read all the Agasa x Megure OTP fanfiction I want!

Spoiler:

The Miracle Of The Lion

Agasa hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like Shinichi going to a murder scene for a vacation.. He loathed it.

Every December, Agasa would feel himself getting all soft inside. He refused to put up a Christmas murderer, he snapped at anyone fat enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Agasa had to go to the mall to buy an intrepid murder weapon. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing slowly around and so much Christmas music blaring quickly, he thought his neck would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a large man collecting for charity. Agasa never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the large man dropped his bells and ran on the floor. There was a round lion right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the large man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Agasa rushed out and lovingly pushed them both out of the way. There was a angry bang and then everything went dark.

When Agasa woke up, he was in a slow room. There was a Christmas murderer in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Agasa's lips hurt. A lot.

The large man came into the room. "I'm so smart!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Megure. You saved me from the truck. But your lips is broken."

Agasa hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas murderer up and his lips was broken, he felt quite lazy, especially when he looked at Megure.

"Your lips must hurt longingly," Megure said. "I think this will help." And he threw Agasa several times.

Now Agasa felt very lazy indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Megure. "I love you," he said, and kissed Megure joyfully.

"I love you too," said Megure. Just then, the lion ran into the room and nuzzled Agasa's belly. "I brought him home with us," Megure said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Agasa said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.

Truly a miracle of science.

[bluekaitou1412]

oh shi--

[Kleene Onigiri]

XD

Here is a new one <3

Spoiler:

A Blue Day To Punch

Kleene stepped very out into the hot sunshine, and admired Akonyl's arm. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a beatiful sight."

Akonyl climbed off the table and walked lovely across the grass to greet his lover. Kleene patted Akonyl on the ear and then tried to punch him slowly, but without success.

"That's all right," Akonyl said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not good," Kleene. "Not as good as the time we punched on the tree."

Akonyl nodded gently. "We were painfully back in those days."

"Our legs were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Kleene said. "Everything seems fresh and great when you're young."

"Of course," Akonyl said. "But now we're hopeless, we can still have fun. If we go about it softly."

"Softly?" Kleene said . "But how?"

"With this," Akonyl said and held out a large lipstick. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to punch."

Kleene swallowed the lipstick at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to punch softly. They punched melting like ice cream. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

[RubberStamp]

Rofl. I can say is this is awesome and hilarious. Or amazingly ridiculous, I don't even know.

It's like Mad Libs. I cycled through a few of them and I got the same one that Kleene got except, of course, the nouns, adjectives, etc. we put in.

Spoiler:

A Noble Day To Bash

Jon stepped warmly out into the valorous sunshine, and admired Elaine's cheek. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a golden sight."

Elaine climbed off the sword and walked brightly across the grass to greet her lover. Jon patted Elaine on the mouth and then tried to bash her elegantly, but without success.

"That's all right," Elaine said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not vibrant," Jon. "Not as vibrant as the time we bashed beneath the golden sun."

Elaine nodded kindly. "We were sweet back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Jon said. "Everything seems graceful and handsome when you're young."

"Of course," Elaine said. "But now we're beautiful, we can still have fun. If we go about it recently."

"Recently?" Jon said . "But how?"

"With this," Elaine said and held out an ethereal tree. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to bash."

Jon swallowed the tree at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to bash recently. They bashed like tails of reverse falling stars. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

Spoiler:

The Battle For The Diadem

Beneath the golden sun, Jon bashed his diadem. He had been busy with the diadem for hours and now wanted nothing more than a vibrant cuddle or a noble massage from his lover Elaine.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his sweet Elaine appeared at the door, grinning brightly.

"Put down the diadem," Elaine said warmly. "Unless you want me to bash that diadem on your hand."

Jon put down the diadem. He was valorous. He had never seen Elaine so golden before and it made him handsome.

Elaine picked up the diadem, then withdrew a tree from her cheek. "Don't be so valorous," Elaine said with a golden grimace. "A dragon bit my mouth this morning, and everything became beautiful. Now with this diadem and this tree I can warmly rule the world!"

Jon clutched his graceful mouth kindly. This was his lover, his sweet Elaine, now staring at him with a golden cheek.

"Fight it!" Jon shouted. "The dragon just wants the diadem for his own sweet devices! He doesn't love you, not the vibrant way I do!"

Jon could see Elaine trembling kindly. Jon reached out his hand and touched Elaine's cheek warmly. He was sweet, so sweet, but he knew only his graceful love for Elaine would break the dragon's spell.

Sure enough, Elaine dropped the diadem with a thunk. "Oh, Jon," she squealed. "I'm so vibrant, can you ever forgive me?"

But Jon had already moved beneath the golden sun. Like tails of reverse falling stars, he pressed his hand into Elaine's cheek. And as they fell together in a beautiful fit of love, the diadem lay on the floor, handsome and forgotten.

Pretty lawl

[KainTheVampire]

.. Lipstick XD

Spoiler:

Akai paced up and down, jiggling his feet. His very good friend, Mary Sue Potatochips, had arranged to meet him here in a store. "I have something green to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Potatochips was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Akai expected to see her bounce up, her old hair streaming behind her and her warm eyes aglow.

Akai heard footsteps, but they seemed rather big for a delicate and beautiful girl like Mary Sue Potatochips, whose tread was tasty. He turned around and found Kain staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Kain said long. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Akai had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so romantically. "Mary Sue Potatochips asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Kain, his stomach began to throb fast.

"Oh," Kain said, smile. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Akai said and caught Kain by her arm. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Kain said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a savage.

From behind a light, Mary Sue Potatochips watched with a broken light in her hard eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Akai/Kain". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the dog from extinction.

[Schillok]

Eww... didn't turn out that well.

Spoiler:

To Calmly Hold

Ayumi and Conan were celebrating a cute Valentine's Day together. Ayumi had cooked a cold dinner and they ate in front of the door by candlelight.

"My darling," Conan said, stroking Ayumi's finger, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Ayumi. "It is but a loud token of my special love."

Ayumi opened the box. Inside was a painful door! She gazed at it brightly. Then she gazed at Conan brightly. "It's tired," Ayumi said. "Come here and let me hold you."

Just then, a dirty crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like Conan had never felt in his former life. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a timid voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Conan read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other freshly as the crone cackled some more. Ayumi's nose began to tremble. Then Conan shrugged, pulled out a secret, and hit the crone on her neck. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Ayumi said and kissed Conan quickly. "This is a sharp Valentine's Day!"

They increasingly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they held each other all night long.

[kirite]

Eww... didn't turn out that well.

Spoiler:

To Calmly Hold

Ayumi and Conan were celebrating a cute Valentine's Day together. Ayumi had cooked a cold dinner and they ate in front of the door by candlelight.

"My darling," Conan said, stroking Ayumi's finger, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Ayumi. "It is but a loud token of my special love."

Ayumi opened the box. Inside was a painful door! She gazed at it brightly. Then she gazed at Conan brightly. "It's tired," Ayumi said. "Come here and let me hold you."

Just then, a dirty crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like Conan had never felt in his former life. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a timid voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Conan read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other freshly as the crone cackled some more. Ayumi's nose began to tremble. Then Conan shrugged, pulled out a secret, and hit the crone on her neck. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Ayumi said and kissed Conan quickly. "This is a sharp Valentine's Day!"

They increasingly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they held each other all night long.

HAHAHHAHAHAH OMG LOL

That's amazing xD

[Dus]

I'm an archeologist.

Spoiler: Fully Tripping

Sera tripped along briefly. She was on her way to meet her lover, Shiho, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a raccoon hopping along, carrying a TV in its mouth.

Sera was almost in the sea when she came across an empty cake, lying alone on an eerie plate. "That must be a treat from my moist bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked confounded, so she ate it.

It gave her the most lecherous tingling sensation in her abdomen. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Shiho.

When Shiho came out to meet her, she took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Sera cried hurriedly.

"Your index finger! And your cervix!" Shiho said. "They're optional! Can't you feel it?"

Sera felt her index finger and her cervix. They were indeed quite optional. "Oh, no!" Sera said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that empty cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Shiho said. "I got you a basket. It must have been that fantastic man who lives nearby. He acts a little electriconically, ever since he licked a coffee."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Sera sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Shiho said amazingly, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your index finger is really real like that."

"Really?" Sera dried his tears. Sera kissed Shiho and it was an entirely drunk sensation, like a car that's stuck in traffic.

They spent the night having entirely drunk sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

Alternatively:

Spoiler: The Eerie Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Shiho and Sera went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Shiho hit Sera in her index finger with a big drunk iceball. It hurt a lot, but Shiho kissed it hurriedly and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really optional snow man!" Shiho said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Sera said. "That would be more confounded and politically correct."

"I know," Shiho said. "We can make a snow raccoon. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up electriconically and made a moist snow raccoon. Shiho put on a basket for the abdomen. The raccoon was almost as big as Sera.

"It looks lecherous," Shiho said fully. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Sera said and held up an empty coffee. "I found this in the sea." She put the coffee onto the raccoon's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the raccoon, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a car that's stuck in traffic.

Sera screamed amazingly and ran but the snow raccoon chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow raccoon licked her briefly.

"Nobody does that to my little Real TV," Shiho screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow raccoon through the cervix. It fell down and Shiho kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Sera said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The coffee lay in the yard until a fantastic child picked it up and took it home.

Spoiler: some shakespeare

Sera and Shiho
by William Shakespeare

Enter Sera

Shiho appears above at a window

Sera:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the basket, and Shiho is the raccoon.
Arise, eerie raccoon, and lick the fantastic coffee.
See, how she leans her cervix upon her abdomen!
O, that I were a glove upon that abdomen,
That I might touch that cervix!

Shiho:
O Sera, Sera! wherefore art thou Sera?
What's in a name? That which we call an index finger
By any other name would smell as optional
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a car that's stuck in traffic"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove lecherous.

Sera:
Lady, by yonder fantastic coffee I swear
That tips in the sea the empty TV--

Shiho:
O, swear not by the coffee, the real coffee,
That electriconically changes in its moist orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise moist.
Sweet, confounded night! A thousand times confounded night!
Parting is such drunk sorrow,
That I shall say confounded night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Sera:
Sleep dwell upon thy cervix, peace in thine abdomen!
Would I were sleep and peace, so fully to rest!
briefly will I to my eerie index finger's cell,
Its help to lick, and my optional index finger to tell.

[Akonyl]

Spoiler: some shakespeare

See, how she leans her cervix upon her abdomen!
O, that I were a glove upon that abdomen,
That I might touch that cervix!

how scandalously confusing :V

[IHKF]

I just did this and.... Mary-Sue Comforter is EVIL! O_O

And... And Conan DIED! T.T

[pemolalinifun]

OMG this is so great, I can't...stop...laughing hahaha =D

Heiji and Kazuha:

Spoiler:

Broad Lang Syne

Heiji sipped happily at his drink and stood broad behind a bed. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel wet and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how tiny his waist got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Heiji knew very well why he was at the party: to see Kazuha.

Ah, Kazuha. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her pretty lips made Heiji's heart beat like ice melting in fire.

But tonight everyone was masked. Heiji peered soothingly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Kazuha. There, he thought, the woman over by the chair, the loving one with the dog mask. It had to be Kazuha. No one else could look so handsome, even in a dog mask.

She began to walk Heiji's way and Heiji started to panic. What if she actually talked to Heiji?

Kazuha came right up to Heiji and Heiji thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Kazuha said innocently. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the book," Heiji said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so soft.

Just then, a cute voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Heiji's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Kazuha might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Kazuha swept Heiji into her arms, bent him underneath the blanket, and kissed Heiji passionately, slipping him the tongue and groping his leg.

Heiji could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out huskily and pulled Kazuha's mask off her face. It was Kazuha! "I knew it was you," Heiji said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Kazuha said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Heiji watched her go. She would be right back, Heiji was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.

And then they would fall in love.

yay, I'm an author now =D

[IHKF]

OMG this is so great, I can't...stop...laughing hahaha =D

Heiji and Kazuha:

Spoiler:

Broad Lang Syne

Heiji sipped happily at his drink and stood broad behind a bed. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel wet and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how tiny his waist got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Heiji knew very well why he was at the party: to see Kazuha.

Ah, Kazuha. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her pretty lips made Heiji's heart beat like ice melting in fire.

But tonight everyone was masked. Heiji peered soothingly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Kazuha. There, he thought, the woman over by the chair, the loving one with the dog mask. It had to be Kazuha. No one else could look so handsome, even in a dog mask.

She began to walk Heiji's way and Heiji started to panic. What if she actually talked to Heiji?

Kazuha came right up to Heiji and Heiji thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Kazuha said innocently. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the book," Heiji said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so soft.

Just then, a cute voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Heiji's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Kazuha might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Kazuha swept Heiji into her arms, bent him underneath the blanket, and kissed Heiji passionately, slipping him the tongue and groping his leg.

Heiji could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out huskily and pulled Kazuha's mask off her face. It was Kazuha! "I knew it was you," Heiji said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Kazuha said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Heiji watched her go. She would be right back, Heiji was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.

And then they would fall in love.

yay, I'm an author now =D

Dude.. you used nearly ALL of the adjectives and nouns and body parts that I did! :O

How come yours made more sense than mine?! XD

[pemolalinifun]

@IHKF

I think it's coincidence =) All I do right now is refreshing my page to read more and more weird funny drabbles xD
post your story too =D

[IHKF]

@IHKF

I think it's coincidence =) All I do right now is refreshing my page to read more and more weird funny drabbles xD
post your story too =D

Okay! XD

This is basically the same story you got.

Spoiler:

Ayumi sipped lustfuly at her drink and stood gentle behind a comforter. She wasn't sure why she had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. She was no good at parties anyhow. They always made her feel delicate and she ended up like she was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how wonderful her thighs got when she was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Ayumi knew very well why she was at the party: to see Conan.

Ah, Conan. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his sweet neck made Ayumi's heart beat like a celestial being.

But tonight everyone was masked. Ayumi peered softly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Conan. There, she thought, the man over by the pillow, the different one with the cat mask. It had to be Conan. No one else could look so surprise, even in a cat mask.

He began to walk Ayumi's way and Ayumi started to panic. What if he actually talked to Ayumi?

Conan came right up to Ayumi and Ayumi thought that she was going to faint.

"Hello," Conan said lovingly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the bed," Ayumi said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so nervous.

Just then, a soft voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Ayumi's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Conan might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Conan swept Ayumi into his arms, bent her on her cheek, and kissed Ayumi huskily, slipping her the tongue and groping her lip.

Ayumi could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. She reached out affectionately and pulled Conan's mask off his face. It was Conan! "I knew it was you," Ayumi said and took her own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Conan said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Ayumi watched him go. He would be right back, Ayumi was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.

And then they would fall in love.

[pemolalinifun]

Okay! XD

This is basically the same story you got.

Spoiler:

Ayumi sipped lustfuly at her drink and stood gentle behind a comforter. She wasn't sure why she had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. She was no good at parties anyhow. They always made her feel delicate and she ended up like she was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how wonderful her thighs got when she was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Ayumi knew very well why she was at the party: to see Conan.

Ah, Conan. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his sweet neck made Ayumi's heart beat like a celestial being.

But tonight everyone was masked. Ayumi peered softly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Conan. There, she thought, the man over by the pillow, the different one with the cat mask. It had to be Conan. No one else could look so surprise, even in a cat mask.

He began to walk Ayumi's way and Ayumi started to panic. What if he actually talked to Ayumi?

Conan came right up to Ayumi and Ayumi thought that she was going to faint.

"Hello," Conan said lovingly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the bed," Ayumi said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so nervous.

Just then, a soft voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Ayumi's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Conan might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Conan swept Ayumi into his arms, bent her on her cheek, and kissed Ayumi huskily, slipping her the tongue and groping her lip.

Ayumi could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. She reached out affectionately and pulled Conan's mask off his face. It was Conan! "I knew it was you," Ayumi said and took her own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Conan said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Ayumi watched him go. He would be right back, Ayumi was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.

And then they would fall in love.

XD how did that happen =D