Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[Cider]

I will not tell Gin that he is sooooo easy to pick on

[Iwamoto Yuri]

I will not put stickers on Gin's car, it will cost me my life.

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not put stickers on Gin's car, it will cost me my life.

And certainly not one that says anything of the following (or similar) things:

I brake for puppies
I brake for Hobbits
Honk if you love Jesus
Don't text and drive
Friends don't let friends drive drunk
My name is Gin and I work for an evil company that wants to take over the world.  Have a nice day!
etc.

[Bloody Haven]

I brake for puppies
I brake for Hobbits
Honk if you love Jesus
Don't text and drive
Friends don't let friends drive drunk
My name is Gin and I work for an evil company that wants to take over the world.  Have a nice day!
etc.

Made my day! LOL

Spoiler:

I will not suggest that Gin is on his period when he's in one of his moods. xD

[sstimson]

I will not put stickers on Gin's car, it will cost me my life.

While I will not do this, I will try to convince Gin to take me somewhere, where they do put bumper stickers on cars visiting and then sit back and watch the show. I might even sell tickets.

[Cider]

I will not accidentally email the link to this thread to Gin's email address at 3 AM in the morning under "Urgent, MUST read!"

[sstimson]

It is very important to learn how to breathe water and most of my time should go towards this goal. After all, Several people have gone fishing with Gin with only Gin coming back.

[Suutashi]

I will not spread rumors that claim that a member of the Org is a secret okama and then place dresses, high heels etc in that person's closet. Nor will I photoshop a photo of that same person in the clothing I left in their closet and email it to every other member of the Org.

Spoiler: FYI

Okama is a Japanese slang word that can mean drag queen or transvestite.

[sstimson]

I will not suggest we defrag the servers, particularly near a BO big event. After all it might crash and take weeks to get back up and running

I Will not test any BO computer Virus. After all it might get out in to the wild and then find its way into the latest First
Person Shooter Gin is Playng.

[redangelran]

I will not spread rumors that claim that a member of the Org is a secret okama and then place dresses, high heels etc in that person's closet. Nor will I photoshop a photo of that same person in the clothing I left in their closet and email it to every other member of the Org.

Spoiler: FYI

Okama is a Japanese slang word that can mean drag queen or transvestite.

XD

[sstimson]

I will not suggest that BO members should not eat on drink near their computers. I will let them learn that for themselves. Also when the computer Tech come to destick a keyboard or to repair a computer that has coffee inside it, I wlll make sure that I am on an overseas assignment.

[Cider]

I will not tell Gin that Vermouth was totally checking him out during a BO party when this picture was taken.

[sstimson]

When I do get the oversea assignment, I should travel 1st class, after all The BO does have very very high standards.

[Callid]

When I do get the oversea assignment, I should travel 1st class, after all The BO does have very very high standards.

Not that high, only a few thousand feet

[Suutashi]

I will not try to get Gin, Vodka and Vermouth assigned to a mission that would be within the vicinity of a certain tonfa wielding prefect (especially if the target is the previously mentioned prefect). As hilarious it would to see them get their collective butts kicked it would likely result in my imminent demise at the hands of some very pissed off Org members.