Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[sstimson]

All female member will not tie their hair in a scrunchie as that will remind Gin of scruples and that he has none

At no time is the game of Scruples to be found on BO property. Any one found with one will be a target for target practice

[Suutashi]

I will not go into detail about the etymology of the word Vermouth when I'm around her. She wasn't amused when she heard the first twelve times.

vermouth: 1806, from Fr. vermouth, from Ger. Wermuth "wormwood," from M.H.G. wermuot, from O.H.G. wermuota, name of the aromatic herb formerly used in the flavoring of the liqueur.

[sstimson]

I will not dress as Kaito KID at the Halloween party

[Callid]

I will not suggest anyone with reddish-brown hair as a member for the organization. Especially not while suggestively winking at Gin.

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not pull out Monopoly every time there's an opening and immediately shout "I get the thimble and I'm the banker!!"


The other members now hate the game, and all it will do is earn me glares all around.  If not worse.

[Suutashi]

I will not pass around a petition to have the name Black Organization changed to Black Order claiming that it would be less suspicious as it's from an anime series.

I will not try to organize a Black Sabbath reunion concert at Org. H.Q.

[sstimson]

I will be careful about playing games with Gin as some of the member who him beat were never heard from again

[Suutashi]

If the Black Org. has a bulletin board I will not leave notes saying "Akai was here." 

[sstimson]

I will not be the one who let KID get away when KID steals Gin's hat pin. I will be in Italy.

[Suutashi]

I will not send PETA photographs and letters about the mice used in the APTX 4869 experiments.

[sstimson]

I will not be the one to maintain Gin's Computer or repair it. Those who do ... Disappear

[Suutashi]

I will not place sheets of bubble wrap under Gin's car.

[sstimson]

Even though it might save lives, I will not replace the Bo Weapons with Cap Guns.

[mangaluva]

Smoking hashish will not make my assassinations go smoother, nor will weed, cocaine, or LSD.

[Suutashi]

I will not dope Gin's and Vodka's cigarette filters with LSD.

I will not try to create a gate way to the Hype Zone at Black Org H.Q.