Things I shouldn't do in the Black Organization...

[Kaito Lady]

i will not lock sherry,vermouth, and chianti in the same room and bet who will come out alive.

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That'd be interesting to see, actually...

want some thin even more interesting?

i will not lock gin chianti  sherry and vermouth in the same room to see who comes out alive.

[Suutashi]

I will not steal ballistics jelly from the Org's Armaments R&D lab to perform reenactments of episodes of Myth Busters.

[A.E.]

I will not ask for an age proof whenever a member enters my pub.

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not make suggestive comments toward Vodka if I ever see him drinking gin.

[Yurikochan]

I will not check Gin's driver license for organ donation. (Since the org will want him disposed of properly if he crashes his car.

Also I will not give Gin sedatives while he is driving somewhere specifically for above reason.

Also I will not buy Gin a puppy and tell him it will put some enjoyment in his life.

Also I will not dress Vodka in a dog suit for above reason...

[Kaito Lady]

i will not ask if he's a woman(long hair and such things makes me suspicious)
i will not throw aptx pills in the Org's member's drinck stuff
i will also not throw aptx pills in their food

[Kleene Onigiri]

Nice ones! XD

[Suutashi]

-I will not use Twitter while on an assignment.
-If I have a Facebook account I will change not my status to "murdering" or "sniping".

[Commi-Ninja]

-I will not use Twitter while on an assignment.
-If I have a Facebook account I will change not my status to "murdering" or "sniping".

Or:  off to kill Shiho, bbl.

[Borealis]

Adding some "personal comments" to articles of Wikipedia of alcoholic drinks

[Silver1412]

I will not go around cosplaying as Black Rock Shooter and claiming it my new uniform. (What? I love her eye!)

[Commi-Ninja]

I will not try to re-enact scenes from The Godfather with other members.  And especially not using real bullets.

[Conia]

I'll not play "pin the tail to the donkey' but using APTX and Vodka's mouth.

[Grawwbear]

I will not suggest Mafia for Saturday game night. If I somehow do, I will somehow make it so that Vermouth and I are the mafia and the rest of the members are town.

[Silver1412]

I will not ,suggest to change our clothing theme to hot pink ~nya!