The Tale of the Four Leaf Clovers

[bluekaitou1412]

Ok *ahem*

As bad luck has befallen me, these are the things you won't be seeing for a while:

ccppfan's presents
my fanfic's poster
the next chapter

Given that Jodie-chan (no pun intended) had forgiven me for the delay, I'll give her a temporary present:

A (totally unoriginal) scenario between me, her, a terror teacher and other DC characters:


Harvard University

Teacher: Ok, class... I'm taking attendance.
*silence*
Kaito: *stands up noisily* What is the purpose of taking attendance if we're all here?
Shin'ichi: *whispering but rather loud* Shhhh... Quiet, genius. You're making her angry.
Kaito: *looks at Shin'ichi* Shut up. *turned to teacher* We don't need your lessons, anyways.
Teacher: Oh, yeah?
Kaito: Yeah. All you do is ruin our great minds. *grins* We never learned anything.

Teacher: *fuming red* Mr. Kuroba. Out.
Hakuba: *laughs*
Teacher: You too. Out. *pointing at Hakuba*
Hakuba: What the he--?

*class door slowly opens*
Teacher: Who dares interrupt my class?
Boy: ummmmmmmm.... *flinching* Is this Ms. (insert name) class?
*students looking*
Teacher: Yeeeeesssss..... *hissing sound* Spit it out. Whatever you want to say.
Boy: I'm the transfer student... a-a-a-and I'm supposed to be he-he-here.
Teacher: Oh. Name?
Boy: John. (my name, obviously)
Teacher: John what? *looks at the time* Never mind. We've wasted enough time. Have a seat.
*walks slowly, stopping at the right side of Shiho*
John: Can I sit here?
Shiho: Sure.
*girl at the left side of Shiho glared at the boy*
Jodie: *whispering* Pathetic.

Teacher: Now... where were we? Ah. Mr. Kuroba, Mr. Hakuba. Out.
Kaito: *stands up* This is outrageous!!!!
Hakuba: I beg to disagree, ma-am.
*book flying towards Hakuba from the back*
Hakuba: AW! *looked behind* HATTORI?!
Heiji: *laughing* You look awful! Just go out!
Teacher: Mr. Hattori, do you mind accompanying them?
Heiji: *shocked* Ummmm....
Kazuha: *smirking*
Teacher: I saw that, Ms. Toyama. Out you go.
Shin'ichi: *slaps face*
Teacher: Mr. Kudo. Out. And I suppose Ms. Mouri wants to go too?
Ran: But... No, ma'am.
Teacher: Good.
Sonoko: *raises hand*
Teacher: Yesssssss, Ms. Suzuki?
Sonoko: Ran said she wants to go too.
Teacher: Then GO, Ms. Mouri.
Ran: Sonoko?! I didn't say anything!
Teacher: And oh, Ms. Suzuki. Out you go, too.
Sonoko: WHAT?
Teacher: You heard me.

John: *whispering* What's wrong with her?
Shiho: Nothing.
Jodie: Don't you know? She's known as "The Military Sensei*...
John: I'm a transferee, remember?
Jodie: Oh. I forgot.

Teacher: Mr. Transferee, together with Ms. Chan. Out.
Jodie: Look at what you've done!
John: I'm not doing anything.
Jodie: YOU TALKED TO ME!
Teacher: *sarcastic tone* You've made a great first impression, Mr. whatever-surname-you-have.
*crashing sounds*
Teacher: *looking at ruined chair* I see you'd make the habit of destroying school property, Ms. Nakamori.
Aoko: No, ma'am. It was an accident. *standing up*
Teacher: Tut-tut. You can explain later. Out.
Aoko: Yes, ma'am.

Teacher: Only two left?
Akako: Yes, ma'am. Just me and Shiho.
Teacher: But that doesn't mean we're not having classes. Turn your books at page 34--
*school bell rings*
Teacher: *looking irritated* OUT. CLASS DISMISSED.


Outside, Locker rooms.
Jodie: You see, that always happens. We never had class since the first day.

Kaito: Great plan, eh? We really don't want to study.
Aoko: It's all just an act.
Heiji: All we need to do is annoy her. Then, we'll be going our way.
Shin'ichi: Besides, we're anime characters. What else could go wrong?
Hakuba: Still, it's a shame not to have clas-- *all of them threw books at him*

John: Oh. Great.



P.S. Jodie is the real name of ccppfan, please don't mistake it as Jodie-sensei.

[ccppfan]

*claps hands* YAAAYYY!!!!! ^^

I love it!!! *glomps bluek*

I'm SOO gonna do something like that.

[bluekaitou1412]

*claps hands* YAAAYYY!!!!! ^^

I love it!!! *glomps bluek*

I'm SOO gonna do something like that.

Woah. That's a fast reply

I edited somethings.... Little details.

Anyways, I'm glad that you liked it.

[ccppfan]

I made one too!

Though yours is much better.

[Holmes]

It´s amazing bk1412! I loved it 

[bluekaitou1412]

Chapter 17 - Last Chapter *is serious*

Bloody Mary pressed the bomb switch.
It made a suspicious clicking noise.











The explosion instantly killed Edogawa Conan.

Learning what happened, Heiji took suicide.
Kazuha, learning that Heiji died, drowned herself. On her chicken soup.
Akako went straight to hell after marrying Lucifer.
Hakuba died-- mysteriously.
Haibara took 1000 APTX antidotes at once. She haven't stopped aging ever since.
Aoko-- not really dead-- buried Ran-- which is not really dead, too-- alive.
Aoko, after burying Ran, took a shotgun and shot herself.
Kogoro-- hiding all this time-- died in his sleep, having nightmares.
Prof. Agasa-- really dead-- was sent to hell-- just because he's fat.
Jodie, together with the rest of the FBI, killed each other.
Eri was sentenced to death penalty after killing a blonde kinda British highschooler-- mysteriously.
Yuusaku stabbed his eye with his fountain pen. Repeatedly.
Yukiko died on an accident. She was ran over by a 10-wheeler truck. Toy.
Sonoko jumped out of the window from the 30th floor of a building. No-one knows why.
Kaito accidentally drank the "tears" from the Pandora's gem. He's immortal now.
And he's about to be burned. Alive. Talk about extreme pain. He'll wish he's dead.

Bluekaitou-- the BO boss-- wrote their horrible fates on a Deathnote.

Thus made the Black Organization victorious.
And everyone miserable.


THE END


Do you think this fanfic will end with a happily ever after? Think again.

Spoiler:

Of course I'm kidding. Though I wish I could end it like that.

[akai-kun]

lol^^ 

What an end^^ 

Glad that you didn't end your story now and that you won't end this way, or do you??

Spoiler:

Anyway, thx for the scenario before, I read it just when you posted it but I was not logged in that time because I was on on another pc, so...

[ccppfan]

XDDDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOOL

Hilarious.

[bluekaitou1412]

The Real Chapter 17


Tick-tick-tick...

And he was awake.
Barely conscious, but still, awake.

Out of the corner of his eye, something colorful begs for his attention.
Its scent filled the room.

"White roses, huh? Good choice."

Tick-tick-tick...

"What's that noise?"

Tick-tick-tick...

He ignored it as it was overcame by another noise.
The creaking sound of his door.



"Hey, where's Kaito?"
"I don't know... maybe he's with Haibara-san?"

Heiji yawned.
"Guys, I think it's time to hit the road."
"Yeah, we've been lacking sleep for 3 days, let's just call it a day."
"We'll come back tomorrow to check on the little guy."

One stood behind.
"Aren't you going home, Kazuha-chan?''
"I think I'll check up on him one last time."
"Ok. But, you need rest."
"Yeah. Thanks."





A person from afar is intently watching the scene.
As if waiting for something to happen.
Something terrible.

He picked up a phone.
"Do it."





Her hand trembled as she opened the door of Room 4869.
"What is this weird feeling?"





"Do it."
Came the voice from the other line.
She smiled.
"Yes, boss."

She held up the bomb-switch and laughed.
If someone was to hear that laugh...
They would say that it's the most evil, nauseating laugh they've ever heard.

"This marks the end of the last Silver Bullet..."

She triumphantly said...
As she pushed the red button.

[akai-kun]

YAY!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!

AWESOME!!!!

(Yeah, I'm truly repeating myself in here, but what else can I say to such an awesome story as "AWESOME!!!" ?)

Thx, can't wait for the next chapter!!

(Again:) AWESOME!!!!

[Holmes]

YAY!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!

AWESOME!!!!

(Yeah, I'm truly repeating myself in here, but what else can I say to such an awesome story as "AWESOME!!!" ?)

Thx, can't wait for the next chapter!!

(Again:) AWESOME!!!!

Remember Movie 8 when Genta was repeating "sugoi, sugoi"? Well, this is the same SUGOI.


Thanks for the chap, cannot wait.

[ccppfan]

Noooo Kazuha don't die!!! Get, uh, thirsty or something and stop at 7-11 to buy a drink!! DON'T GO TO THE HOSPI-

Wait. She's there already.

NOOOO!!! DON'T DIEEE!!!! ><

[bluekaitou1412]

Thanks, friends

[bluekaitou1412]

Noooo Kazuha don't die!!! Get, uh, thirsty or something and stop at 7-11 to buy a drink!! DON'T GO TO THE HOSPI-

Wait. She's there already.

NOOOO!!! DON'T DIEEE!!!! ><

[bluekaitou1412]

Chapter 18

A large explosion.
A deafening noise.

Stones crumbling.
Sirens wailing.
Children screaming.
People running.
Fire spreading.







None of those things mentioned can be heard or seen.
And that's not what she's hoping for.

"Expecting something?"

She turned to the source of the taunting voice.
A man. An awfully familiar one.

"You."

"Yes, it's me."
"Yoko-chan."



Flashback

His door opened.
To reveal a man.
A person he expected the least.

"Uncle?"
"I'll be taking your flowers, brat."

"Wait... we thought you were dead."

The old man stared at him.
He's face is very serious.
Not a hint of the Sleeping Kogoro.
It's like he's a different person now.

"I'll talk to you later. I'll just take care of these."

He hurriedly left.
Conan wondered why he's very anxious to take the bouquet of white roses.

A few minutes, and the knob of his door turned again.

"Your awake!"
"Oh, Kazuha."

He smiled at her.





"I've never expected you to come... I thought you'll cower and hide from us forever."
She smirked at him.
"Things change."

"I see... you're playing the role of the hero now, eh?"
"Shut up."


"Sleeping Kogoro... you're the reason your daughter is dead. It is your fault. Can you live with that?"
He remained silent.


"I think you should curse yourself forever."




Teal would be the color of Kogoro's speech.